We're the Military and Airpower Guys of Jonah Goldberg of National Review Online + a stray we found wandering around looking lost. All original material JHD, BHD, JR, WT, and KA 2003-2010 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/09/oh_what_the_heck_lets_lighten_things_up_a_bit.html Sat, 24 Mar 2012 15:48:04 Z Movable Type 4.12 en Copyright 2012 http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification What My Mother Taught Me: 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE: "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside -- I just finished cleaning!" 2. My mother taught me RELIGION: "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL: "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC: "Because I said so, that's why!" 5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT: "Be sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in... http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/09/oh_what_the_heck_lets_lighten_things_up_a_bit.html http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/09/oh_what_the_heck_lets_lighten_things_up_a_bit.html Thu, 28 Sep 2006 06:34:16 -0600 My mother gave up when my brother and I offered our alledged dinner to the "staving children in Africa" in unison. I don't care how hungry you are, that wasn't food. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/09/oh_what_the_heck_lets_lighten_things_up_a_bit.html#comment-50992 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/09/oh_what_the_heck_lets_lighten_things_up_a_bit.html#comment-50992 Fri, 29 Sep 2006 00:52:25 -0600 I managed to keep my coffee in until #15... http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/09/oh_what_the_heck_lets_lighten_things_up_a_bit.html#comment-50975 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/09/oh_what_the_heck_lets_lighten_things_up_a_bit.html#comment-50975 Thu, 28 Sep 2006 09:11:53 -0600 I cannot even begin to tell you how many times I've said #14 recently.... I'm sure it's a tell-tale sign of things to come. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/09/oh_what_the_heck_lets_lighten_things_up_a_bit.html#comment-50974 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/09/oh_what_the_heck_lets_lighten_things_up_a_bit.html#comment-50974 Thu, 28 Sep 2006 08:57:34 -0600