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Here she comes, the Debutante...

Treat 'em Rough!

15 September, 1916. The British offensive on the Somme, one of the bloodiest fights the Brits ever fought, is starting to lag. Something is needed to give it a kick, a push - get over that next hill, clear the Boche from that wood... break into the green fields beyond, where there are no trenches, no wire, no interlocking fields of fire from Maxim guns, and the Cavalry can finally earn their pay and fodder, damn those hoity-toity prima donnas!

So, we'll try a new weapon, one that Colonel Swinton has been working on with the Holt Tractor Company, under the sponsorship of... the Navy, backed by Winston Churchill.

Mark 1 (Male) pushing through wire.

Gathering up crews from the Navy, and C and D Companys of the Machine Gun Corps, and commanded by a sailor, Captain H. W. Mortimore, RN. 50 tanks arrived, but only 24 proved serviceable for that first day.

Mark 1 (Female) demonstrating trench crossing capability.

At 0620 hours, off they rolled into history and legend, at the Battles of Flers and Delville Wood. It was not an entirely auspicious debut... Of the very first attack, Mark 1 from D Company, MGC, under the command of Captain Mortimore, was sent out and overran an enemy trench. The tank was then promptly hit by a shell and disabled. Of the main attack, three of the six tanks got bogged in the mud, one broke down, and the other two continued towards the enemy line slowly, supporting the infantry. In an event presaging the training and operational issues which would bog combined arms attacks forever the infantry moved ahead, away from the protection of the tanks. WWI was the last war where the infantry would be able to outrun the tanks at walking speed - from then on the tanks would keep losing their infantry in the other direction... As is true with any new weapon, there were successes and failures. Concerns raised included the view slits - they were too thin to be able to see much while moving, and they were targets for enemy gunshot; the exhaust - it made too much noise and the heat could have ignited the fuel fumes. Then there was the amount of mud that got into the treads and gummed them up - and the heat in the fighting compartment - not only did it drastically reduce crew endurance, in some portions of the vehicle it was was hot enough to jam the guns.

Captured British Mark 1 (Male)

But after this day in 1915, we were stuck with the things, and the people who man them... At least they don't leave meadow muffins...

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Heh. C'mon, you know you want to know - you're dying to know what the music and lyric was!

[Yeah, I know there's a lot of American graphics in a post about a British innovation - get over it... 8^D ]

12 Comments

That's awesome. I love the "husky men" ad.
 
Panzers to the fore! (heh: husky Americans)
 
Three cheers for the Holt "Creeping Grip" thingy! Gotta' luv 'dem clanky things. (As I do, having dwelt within the M48A2, M60A1 and A2, M551 and M113 ACAV). Thanks for observing this "anniversary". D.
 
Well I have been resisting it all morning .... but no more. jim b clears his throat and strikes a pose on stage left ........... Taaaaaaaannkssssss for the mem-ooooo-ries
 
And no mention of Cambrai?
 
No, nor of the French first use, nor of the German, nor the American, or Italian, or Russian... because this was about the debut of the tank in combat... 15 September, 1916. Brevity, Ry, Brevity. Stick to the point, don't get mired in all the possibilities...
 
Interesting piece of music, but "La Marseillaise"? Cheers
 
Cambrai is observed November 20th. It's one of my two corps days. The other is August 8th. Guess the battle.
 
Um, Nixon resigns? Amiens? No, you guys didn't play in that one. Sari Bair/Lone Pine? That went from 6-10 August. Hmmm. Then there's Romani, near the Suez, which was won largely by mounted Aussie and Kiwi troops, but was over before August 8th. I dunno. Ya stumped me. And I would note the RNZAC does not maintain a decently informative website, either! 8^(
 
Well what throws you is that August 8th is not a mounted corps day, its grunt time. It's only Corps Day for the Wellington's. All the the other kiwi infantry battalions have April 25th. I'm asuming I don't have to explain that one. August 8th the Wellington's took Chunuk Bair the highest point on the Sari Bair range and held it for 36 hours while the Bristish sat at Suvla drinking tea. Of the 770 who began the battle 70 were still alive only 11 had not been wounded. The Bristish regulars were punted off 20 minutes after they arrived. British offical history still credits two British officers with being the first to see the other side (bullshit) and blame the Wellingtons CO Malone with the final failure of the operation (utter bullshit) He was one of a very small number of officers who did his job, one of the others being Mustafa Kamal. Malone was blamed as on the previous day he had refused to advance up Rhododendron Ridge which was exposed to enfilade mg fire. The Auckland bn had just tried it and lost 300 men in 20 minutes. Malone took Chunuk Bair in the dark early the next morning. Malone was killed by a shell from a British destroyer.
 
Isn't Sari Bair/Lone Pine/Chunuk Bair the same fight?
 
More or less. Lone Pine and The Nek were the "diversionary" acttacks by the Austalians to draw off the Turks to allow the British Landings at Suvla to go in with minimal oposition and then get up to Chunuk Bair and take over from the NZ Brigade. The Australians aren't really into the concept of "diversion" and got a little pathalogical. Won a seven VC's and a small about of ground, about the size of two soccer fields and lost a lot of men. The Wellingtons won nothing although one VC was awarded to signals Cpl Cryril Bassett who also served throughout WWII and reached the rank of Lt Col. In his words "All my mates ever got were wooden crosses". Lone Pine and The Nek were the actions depicted in the Peter Weir film "Gallipoli" with Mark Lee and some other more minor Australian actor. "Chunuk Bair" was a film basied on the play "Once on Chunuk Bair" by Maurice Shadbolt and stared a whole lot of minor soap actors, Robert Powell and me. Ok I didn't get much screen time but for what I got paid my rate worked out at about $3,000/hr. It sucked with a pathetically tiny budget of 1 mill NZ but I'm hoping Peter Jackson will get to it one day.
 
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