We're the Military and Airpower Guys of Jonah Goldberg of National Review Online + a stray we found wandering around looking lost. All original material JHD, BHD, JR, WT, and KA 2003-2007 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/08/what_the_heck_a_joke.html Sun, 03 Aug 2008 16:54:53 Z Movable Type 4.12 en Copyright 2008 http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification It's Sunday. The news is depressing. It's an old joke, but it still makes me laugh. The 3-kick rule. A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it." The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and... http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/08/what_the_heck_a_joke.html http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/08/what_the_heck_a_joke.html Sun, 13 Aug 2006 10:00:31 -0600 As a nurse: Know how to do cardiopulmonary respiration on a lawyer? No? Good! http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/08/what_the_heck_a_joke.html#comment-49066 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/08/what_the_heck_a_joke.html#comment-49066 Mon, 14 Aug 2006 21:27:59 -0600 What do you call a skydiving lawyer? SKEET! http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/08/what_the_heck_a_joke.html#comment-49018 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/08/what_the_heck_a_joke.html#comment-49018 Mon, 14 Aug 2006 06:08:32 -0600 In my favorite telling of this joke the fence climber was John Kerry.........ahhh, I love this joke. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/08/what_the_heck_a_joke.html#comment-49014 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/08/what_the_heck_a_joke.html#comment-49014 Mon, 14 Aug 2006 05:51:31 -0600 I'm trying to think of something positive to say about lawyers. I'll have to get back to you on this one. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/08/what_the_heck_a_joke.html#comment-49010 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/08/what_the_heck_a_joke.html#comment-49010 Mon, 14 Aug 2006 04:58:11 -0600 Yes. They flinch when they see broad daylight. You are not to feed them after midnight and if you are EVER in a mediation, watch how their eyes never blink, they are totally still until their lips move and they don't like garlic and wolfsbane. Sharks escort them away from sinking ships, along with the rats and other parasites. And if you have one like that on your side you will win. Carry on. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/08/what_the_heck_a_joke.html#comment-49004 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/08/what_the_heck_a_joke.html#comment-49004 Sun, 13 Aug 2006 21:02:19 -0600 Is it even possible to be mean to a lawyer? ;-) http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/08/what_the_heck_a_joke.html#comment-49000 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/08/what_the_heck_a_joke.html#comment-49000 Sun, 13 Aug 2006 14:32:42 -0600