We're the Military and Airpower Guys of Jonah Goldberg of National Review Online + a stray we found wandering around looking lost. All original material JHD, BHD, JR, WT, and KA 2003-2007 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/07/heh.html Sun, 03 Aug 2008 16:57:10 Z Movable Type 4.12 en Copyright 2008 http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification I'm pretty sure this is how it would work out around here, too... Well, it's not a mid life crisis, but here's how things worked out for me. Married 45 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 45 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 22 year old sexpot. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with... http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/07/heh.html http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/07/heh.html Wed, 12 Jul 2006 09:09:01 -0600 Grass? Who has any grass? I told my husband a few years back, if someone shows up and she wants you, you are free to go. Just remember. The Dog is mine. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/07/heh.html#comment-47863 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/07/heh.html#comment-47863 Fri, 14 Jul 2006 08:28:43 -0600 [ba dum dum!] My Dad loves that joke :) http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/07/heh.html#comment-47831 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/07/heh.html#comment-47831 Wed, 12 Jul 2006 18:52:54 -0600 harumph.... *my* grass is full of yellow jackets right now... no matter how "green" the grass is, the bees still sting. HARD. (no kidding- I really did get stung by at least a gajillion yellow jackets this weekend. OK... 8 or 9. But DAMN it HURT! I still have holes in my ankles and calves!) http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/07/heh.html#comment-47818 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/07/heh.html#comment-47818 Wed, 12 Jul 2006 11:18:56 -0600 I don't see that conversation ending quite that well in my house. The grass isn't greener when you're looking up at it. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/07/heh.html#comment-47816 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/07/heh.html#comment-47816 Wed, 12 Jul 2006 11:15:33 -0600 That's true! Someone did a research project on it. When you look straight down at 'your' grass you see it 'end on' and generally see through it to the ground below. When you look at 'their' grass you see it from the side and get the full effect of the 'greenness'. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/07/heh.html#comment-47814 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/07/heh.html#comment-47814 Wed, 12 Jul 2006 10:58:07 -0600 The grass is always greener on the other side ... until you get over there, and discover it was just the way the sunlight was shining on the nap of the grass. LOL http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/07/heh.html#comment-47813 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/07/heh.html#comment-47813 Wed, 12 Jul 2006 10:51:48 -0600