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Boquisucio sponsors a Caption Contest.

By The Armorer on July 6, 2006 | | Comments (26) | TrackBacks (1)

Okay, they aren't really contests. No judging or anything. Cassie's roped up all the good captioners anyway.

Regardless - have fun with this. I expect some serious service-snarking.

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Tsk, Tsk... from Villainous Company on July 6, 2006 2:40 PM

Sadly, the Army Birthday never quite managed to rival the Marine Corps Ball in decorum and grace. Pity, that. We try to be gracious but sometimes the urge to snark darn near o'erwhelms us.... Read More

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By BloodSpite on July 6, 2006 7:59 AM
In an effort to compete with the Blue Angels, Golden Knights and other service related public competitors the Air Force Trash Hauler Pilots decide to take matters in their own hands with their rendition of the ride of the Valkrie's. Some Assembly required.
 
By Trias on July 6, 2006 8:24 AM
Bullrun III: Battle for the Bleating Bachelors
 
By tlat on July 6, 2006 8:29 AM
from the movie trailer for "My Big Fat Greek Stampede"
 
By Marine6 on July 6, 2006 8:32 AM
To the ladies who come up in June We'll bid a fond adieu Here's hopeing that their married soon And join the Army too
 
By V29 on July 6, 2006 8:35 AM
I'm winning, I'm gonna get my man................. Please God don't let the fat chick win! CW4(ret)Bill.
 
By Bad Cat Robot on July 6, 2006 8:53 AM
The advent of Title IX had some curious consequences, made evident during Sadie Hawkins Day.
 
By SangerM on July 6, 2006 10:14 AM
The Army-sponsored: "Annual Running of the Cows." Winner gets to be a Lieutenant (in the AF) upon completion of the awarded scholarship. (P.S. you gotta love the elbow pads AND the one woman to the far left, third row, either falling or very short.)
 
By SGT Jeff (USAR) on July 6, 2006 10:24 AM
The new USAF "Dress" Uniform, for both males and females.
 
By 74 on July 6, 2006 10:24 AM
Brings a whole new meaning to "Devil Dogs."
 
By jim b on July 6, 2006 10:54 AM
Ben Dover, first self-declared Gay NFL nose guard, was successful in his sex change operation, and to celebrate, entered her/himself in the first ever .... dash for the bride's bouquet that a former man ever participated in. Fortunately he was faster than the regular natural born women in the race, and only one of the girls was injured. The cameraman and the bride however, were hospitalized with non-life threatening injuries. You know things were a lot simpler 30 years ago.
 
By Boquisucio on July 6, 2006 11:39 AM
After having their recruiter put them down for M.O.S. 42S40: Special Band Member, The Fat Lady Glee Club celebrate their mass swearing-in by stampeeding down the streets of Pamplin, VA.
 
By Cowboy Blob on July 6, 2006 12:20 PM
Army Recruits draw crowd of horny women eager to Take One for America. What's not to like?
 
By AFSister on July 6, 2006 12:27 PM
Man... talk about a bunch of horny brides!
 
By I R A Darth Aggie on July 6, 2006 1:30 PM
OH DEER LORD! RUN, FORREST!
 
By John on July 6, 2006 1:49 PM
The ground shudders, and Elmer Fudd sings "Kill the Wabbit ...". Or, Brunhilde wannabees compete in the 100 yard dash.
 
By Cassandra on July 6, 2006 2:30 PM
Oh look! It's the Army Ball!
 
By Cassandra on July 6, 2006 2:42 PM
"Run, Janie, Run! The homecoming Queen's got a gun!" [gratuitous Doctor Demento reference] God, that dates me.
 
By Cassandra on July 6, 2006 2:45 PM
"I sense a massive disturbance of the Force...it seems to be coming from the Planet DACOWITS." "RUN!"
 
By Cassandra on July 6, 2006 2:48 PM
Judging from the costumes, the revival of "Seven Brides With Seven Udders" was going to be a smashing success. [slinking away]
 
By Cricket on July 6, 2006 2:51 PM
Sadie Hawkins Day at Valhalla
 
By Cricket on July 6, 2006 2:57 PM
Upon hearing that they would have to dance with the Marines, Sven's School of Dance panicked. "Look! Fresh meat!" The Run for the Bride's Bouquet resulted in a two horn lead. "Let's go cow tipping!"
 
By spd_rdr on July 6, 2006 4:50 PM
"Green Cards!!!!!"
 
By Cricket on July 6, 2006 4:55 PM
The Army unveils its new counterterrorist para group, the Love Goddesses.
 
By V29 on July 6, 2006 5:16 PM
THE DANCE OF THE SUGARPLUM...ER HORNY FAIRIES!
 
By Gambit on July 6, 2006 11:11 PM
Spectators were alarmed when they learned that the running of the bulls this year featured a new breed.
 
By Kevin R.C. "Hognose" O'Brien on July 9, 2006 3:52 PM
After Sergeant Hardcore showed him this picture, PFC Snuffy never again questioned the need for the 2-mile run on the PT test. And he took 1:30 off his time.