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A riddle.

By The Armorer on July 18, 2006 | | Comments (5)

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the Kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

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Get your drunk butt off the merry-go-round!

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By Damian on July 18, 2006 9:16 AM
I'm disappointed. I thought here, of all places, I'd discover a solution that involved marksmanship. I mean, three well placed rounds, and it's just you and your horse, isn't it?
 
By hdw on July 18, 2006 10:24 AM
Very funny. I thought it was a real horse question for a moment. Any post that starts with "You are on a horse" is OK by me. In a real version of that situation, I don't know about your horses, but my horse would have done one of two things. Most likely she'd have used me as bait to make her escape. If I was lucky though, she'd have been in a bad mood. In a bad mood, she'd wouldn't take any @#$% from something as small as an elephant.
 
By Beth Donovan on July 18, 2006 10:24 AM
that was very funny!!
 
By Barb on July 18, 2006 11:00 AM
My thought was "Wake Up!". Good one ;-)
 
By MajMike on July 18, 2006 12:05 PM
drop some caltrops to shed the lion...