We're the Military and Airpower Guys of Jonah Goldberg of National Review Online + a stray we found wandering around looking lost. All original material JHD, BHD, JR, WT, and KA 2003-2010 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/05/yknow_we_need_a_bandwidth_waster.html Sat, 24 Mar 2012 15:52:44 Z Movable Type 4.12 en Copyright 2012 http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification I think this will do. Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're... http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/05/yknow_we_need_a_bandwidth_waster.html http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/05/yknow_we_need_a_bandwidth_waster.html Thu, 25 May 2006 09:23:59 -0600 Why yes, counselor, I know the judge....heh. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/05/yknow_we_need_a_bandwidth_waster.html#comment-45710 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/05/yknow_we_need_a_bandwidth_waster.html#comment-45710 Thu, 25 May 2006 16:41:35 -0600 I just hope she doesn't know me! http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/05/yknow_we_need_a_bandwidth_waster.html#comment-45701 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/05/yknow_we_need_a_bandwidth_waster.html#comment-45701 Thu, 25 May 2006 09:47:36 -0600