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Now hear this.

[This post will be up top all day, because I want to make sure everybody gets a chance to read it. New stuff comes in below here.]

And I mean it, people.

This would be a Cease and Desist order, except it would imply that I gave an "Execute" order.

While SWWBO and I appreciate the loyal support of our readers (and the cautionary advice, as well) there are limits to how I will conduct my blogspat with Debbie Schlussel.

I was bcc'd this note this morning, from someone who is trying to be *supportive* of SWWBO and I in our little blogspat with Ms. Schlussel:

Enjoy your tea today?

Maybe you and Joe Wilson could book passage on a ship for Niger. I hear the cake is yellow, like your spine.

Quit bullying my friends, Deb.

You want a war? You'll get a war. Only I fight by the old rules.

In other words, I always win.

You can take my life, but you'll never take my freedom.

The next time you threaten a lawsuit against one of my friends, your home address goes up on every jihad website from here to Tehran. Along with the Google Maps versions of 8X10 color glossies with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back explaining each one.

Capiche?

I did *not* ask for this kind of thing, I do *not* endorse this, and I'm telling you if this is how you intend to show support for SWWBO and I...

Don't.

This.isn't.support. While it may have been satisfying to send, and you may think it no lower than dropping the threat of a lawsuit every time a dog barks, as far as I am concerned, it *is* worse than the threat of a lawsuit. I don't fight my fights this way. I like a good rant, and clever invective - but I prefer reasoned argument and don't sink to this level. Sure, we're not as entertaining, but it also keeps the moonbat population down.

It's unacceptable conduct. I have no authority other than moral here - but I am mustering all of that that I have.

Do.not.do.this.again. Any of you. Ever. This is *not* the behavior I have built this space for. I don't tolerate that kind of stuff here, and I will not tolerate it being done in my name. In the post below about Mayor Bostick and his illegal holding on the money of the dead Marine, I told everybody to be polite.

Like this:

If you choose to contact the individuals or city, do so in a polite, civil manner. [Don't bother them, the message has been recieved] The Armorer does not approve of spittle-flecked rantings - especially at people who are only tangentially involved by association, and not direct action. For the record - be polite to the Mayor, too. Even if he does seem to be the villain here.

And later, this:

That doesn't mean we shouldn't gently and politely remind Mr. Mayor Bostick to follow through - and that means we need to follow-up. A gentle heat, that would be "simmer" on your blog-stove.

That is how it is done at Castle Argghhh!!!.

Capiche?

Because what you have really done is kill all the fun I was going to have with it. I had some nice graphics (all original artwork) that was going to play the satire and parody card.

Now they are going into storage. Because that's about the only way *I* have to cut this off at the knees.

For the record - I don't *ever* need that kind of support, and if I change my mind, I'll let you know.

Don't hold your breath.

25 Comments

That e-mail almost looks like the way that the ACLU tries to resolve a dispute. Do what we want or your life is going to be hell. I know that you guys have more class than that. (I admit to having NO class at all, but I DO have discretion, which is the better part of valor.)
 
I have been enjoying your website for a long time but until now never felt a need to comment. Your whole response to this blogspat and those that would "support" you in such a ill-mannered way just reinforces why your site is my #1 read. (In addition to the gunporn) Rock on!
 
But you have to admit "I hear the cake is yellow..." is a funny line.
 
Damn straight John. The proper way to handle the unhinged is to have fun with it, to be completely *un*serious. Clever uses of humor, sarchasm and the like.
 
Well said John. Too bad these kind of things seem to always degenerate into lunacy because cooler heads never seem to prevail.
 
...although the irony of her demand to "Quit bullying" is quite entertaining.
 
Masked Menace© - just to be clear - that note was from a supporter of ours *to* Ms. Schlussel, and I've modified the post to remove any ambiguity on the subject.
 
Oh, I thought that was from Debbie (sent to the police,cc'd to you), not to Debbie.
 
Wow. Somebody decided to go all LGF on her. I never expected somebody here to do that. Sorry to hear that.
 
sorry, left over freudian slip on "sent to the police" when I thought it was a threat from her.
 
How shatter-prone, some Egos are! To all gentle readers out there, this is by no means a feeble attempt of a Snerk; or a par-boiled attempt impugn someone's essence of being. It is just a humble observation from the back-water colonial Rican that I am. To me, the vitriolic reaction and personal nature of the attack above, reflects upon its author, a hypersensitive and fragile sense of who he/she is. It denotes someone who is wholly dependent on the opinions of others, to valuate the person that lies within. That author leads a life wracked with fear and insecurity. I would counsel whomever authored the above missive, to stand-back. Take a deep breath, and relax. Do this not out of kow-towing to any perceived aggressors, but out of an urgent necessity to get to know yourself. What are the root causes such hurt, that makes you perceive your world as if it is out to get you? I hope that once you answer this question, you may stop reacting to the world in fear and anger, and start embracing it with a bit more compassion, love and understanding. The words and thoughts of others, are yours not to bear. By following the path that you are following, you only empower others to hurt you. Stop worrying about what others think of you, and this your hostile world, will become a Garden full of Japanese Peoneys in bloom. I beg of you, from one brother soul to another. - BOQ
 
Something I said in another forum seems relevant here: If you can't insult someone while calling them Sir / Ma'am and without using foul language then you need to work on your language skills.
 
(Looks up from digging digital trenches and filling digital sandbags for the comming blogwar.) Who did what? Man, throw that individual outside the wire.
 
The best support comes from those who watch your back from higher altitudes, making no sound at all... John's a big boy, he can handle this... If he needs us, he'll let us know...
 
I'm a new reader of your site...love the thing, and have linked it on my blog. I noticed today that you have a "SWWBO." Boy, I'm in TOTAL touch with that concept...mine is called "SWMBO."
 
John calls me SWWBO because my blog is called She Who Will Be Obeyed. I changed it from the Rumpole of the Bailey She Who Must Be Obeyed to be a little different.
 
*hands up* wait! It wasn't me I swear! I know exactly where I was on the night of...uh...wait a sec...oh ...your not the police ....whew..errr Anyway in all seriousness good call Sir. Colourful invective and satire is almost always more gaunteed to get a rise out of someone than brute force. The whole "No one pays attention to a madman" sociological rule to be applied. And I was looking forward to more images gosh darnit. In other news I may be vacation St Louis for a more...warm...climate. Possibly South America. Nothing definite yet. I really need to add yer damn E-mail to my laptop but I'm a lazy bastard sword.
 
***Language Lesson Alert*** As a Bona Fide Italophile, and The Castle's Romance Language Resident, it grates my sensible ears to hear that beautiful Tuscan Language corrupted by Pseudo-Sicilian wannabes. The word: Capice (pronounced cap-ish and not spelt Capiche), is used amongst friends, when the speaker wants to make a point clear. This form, however is used only informally, and amongst the uneducated. Spelling it Capiche, would render the "e" a strong vowel, making it sound: Cah-peek-eh (but that's another story). In proper Tuscan, one should state: Mi hai capito? As in: Have you understood me? However in a pissing fight, one would use another declination: Mi abete capito? As in: Have you (Sir), understood me? Capice???
 
Wasn't me or any of my better halves. Your response was great, John. Whoever sent it must not realize how civil we keep things around here, so it wouldn't appear that it was a very good friend of the Castle.
 
They are a good friend, but not a regular hanger-outer, of the Castle. Let that be clear. We *like* this person. We just wish they hadn't done what they did the *way* they did. The email was hyperbole. The target, however, is not known for her sense of humor, but rathe is known as a Raw Nerve Looking For A Place To Fire. And the email was out of line for how the Armorer wishes the Denizens to act in Defense of the Realm. We can repel boarders easily enough.
 
"The email was hyperbole." ry does hyperbole, but it *wasn't* me(unless I'm sleep e-mailing). Of course it would be nice of La Schussel to not provide such oppurtinities for ry to employ hyperbole. (goes back to setting the targeting stakes)
 
Hear hear!!! Well done, indeed!! If this continued the moonbats would think this is the next Daily Kos.8787iii
 
Oops sorry 'bout the 8787iii, this castle,s dennicat choose this time to explore my new keyboard. Wish she could spell better, but I'm sure the intent was pure.
 
Rod - don't you *ever* even in jest, suggest this place could *ever* sink to Kos-level. Puh-leeze. The horror. 8^ )
 
Moonbats usually steer clear of here, since it is open season on stupidity and the Denizen(ne)s have a field day...they just LOVE to play with their prey.
 
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