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Caption Contest

Spring break, 1970.

Hot sun, sand, palm trees, underage drinking -- and you thought *today's* teenagers were unruly!

No comment from me, no sirree. Not one. They know where I live...

Second Platoon of the 162d (the -- ahem -- *Junior* Varsity) observing some off-camera shenannigans, most likely involving Baby-San and the ingredients for homemade napalm.

Photo courtesy of V29, who says the photo's not blurry, the guys actually looked that way to him after a couple of warm PBRs. Indigenous hat courtesy of someone dumb enough to be carrying an AK in a Free Fire Zone.

Have at it, gang!

15 Comments

[Guy holding cooler] Two-Niner! I didn't know you *liked* me that much!
 
I might have been the fearless leader of that gaggle, but wouldn't be caught dead in a photo with them! They photo is blurry because the ugliness therein depicted almost melted my camera. These guys were the 2nd platoon aircraft commanders circa May '69. The black guy took over for me as flight lead, and the guy next to him is still in the Kansas Guard. He is a CW5 and the Governor's pilot.
 
Cooler Man "Dude, whats wrong with you?" Hat Man "GITIT OUT! GITIT OUT!"
 
Two-Niner... at the Castle, we *never* let the truth get in the way of a good snark. Or a bad one, for that matter...
 
Guy with hat: Okay A-holes. Which one of you thought it was funny to put the ants in my pants?
 
Guy on the left: I wonder how long I'll be able to hide it before the guys notice I'm pregna[n]t...
 
Guy on the left: I wonder how long I'll be able to hide it before the guys notice I'm pregnan[]t...
 
Guy on the left: I wonder how long I'll be able to hide it before the guys notice I'm pregnant... [Third time's a charm!]
 
ANd FbL goes for the hat trick! Wicked Castle Echo today. (Guy to the right and slightly behind the coolie hat wearing guy): 'All right, let's see what crazy @$$ landing Tuttle tries today. YOu ready to moon him?'
 
Guy with cooler: "I don't care how hot it is, it wasn't easy scoring a cold drink and I will not 'Put it there!'"
 
Comrades, I'm still a fan of those "Red Necks, White Socks, and Blue Ribbon Beer"... Respects, AW1 Tim
 
That reminds me - what did we do with the willie pete? Or, what do we do with the willie, Pete?
 
Brokeback Nam Cooler Guy: "Hey, handsome, when you said you were bringing a 'six-pack,' you weren't kidding! What else you got in there?" Coolie Guy: "Just a sec." Chocolate Love God: "I feel...pretty." Guy in the Back: "I wish I could quit you guys...."
 
(Stealing from Carl in "Caddyshack" and changing to suit the situation) Cameraman: "Fellas, I'm looking at you, you wore green so you could hide..."
 
Hmmm, how about "Why Mamma-San, what a bit ..... you have!" -Carol Kirk- Who remembers this spring break only too well!