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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale.

Since it's like, well, de rigeur that we have to be "fair and balanced" and use fancy foreign words and all... I offer this up as an antidote to the post below this one.

Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!


Update: Worth a try, Bill!

Ladies, click here!


21 Comments

hmmmmmph. And he never got laid and never got a gun as a gift and he ran out of clean underwear.
 
Damn. Gotta merember *she* reads this space, too!
 
Ron White had a neat bit along these lines... He was thanking Jeff Foxworthy for giving his career a jump-start, and then he said, "Jeff also introduced me to my wife... which I think makes us even."
 
*high-fives SWWBO*
 
Heh. Some posts need a chick-filter.
 
Heh. Some posts need a chick-filter. Or a distractor. Put up a link to the Sean Connery Fan Club's home page...
 
Nicely done, SWWBO. Not only that, there was no one to cook the kill and catch.
 
Heh. Some posts need a chick-filter. Or a distractor. Put up a link to the Sean Connery Fan Club's home page...
 
'Way cool! A delayed echo hits when you boogie over to another post's comments while the first one loads--oh, this *does* have possibilities...
 
I think you should copy that post to word or something bill, and post it again as balance to opinions of the opposite view appear. Kinda like sayin 'amen' after prayers ... but different.
 
I think you should copy that post to word or something bill, and post it again as balance to opinions of the opposite view appear. Kinda like sayin 'amen' after prayers ... but different.
 
Oy, the echo is bad today. Happens when you send the tapestries in for some cleaning. Hadda get the choklit and massage oil cleaned up.
 
Hey isn't that some kinda .22 that ole 007 is toting, in that picture John put up to deflect chick angst with?
 
*sighing and swooning* Love Sean Connery and he just gets better as he gets older. What were we talking about?
 
LOL, John's in trouble (irritating sing-song voice). MMMMM Sean Connery. Thanks Bill.
 
Maggie, Sir Sean also has an official website. Google it and it should be the third or fourth one down the list. Have fun *wipes drool off keyboard*
 
*slowly peering around corner, easing ghillie suit cammy aside from steely-eyed baby blues* Heh. That pic of Connery always works. But I think I'd better low crawl outside before the Interior Guard decides this rag bag suit is a self-propelled sctatching post...
 
jim b takes notes on the correct deployment of "007 chaff" while concealed to throw the wimmins off the trail from bill. Hmm yanno if you accidentally leave the 'w' off of wimmins ... you get immins... it is just me or does that sound like some kinda moslem cahuna???
 
Naw--more like a navel descriptor: immins an' outims. Speaking of Navel Descriptors, Lex looks like he's reminiscing about water taxis...
 
I have both immins and outims, and depending on which one you're talking about... sometimes both. *evil grin*
 
Interior Guard spots slow trawling bag of rags and gathers other members of the Scruple Squad to pounce... Cricket whisks off to the kitchen to get fodder to distract the beasties and allow Bill an escape.
 
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