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Snerk!

Continuing the St Paddy's Day theme... this is where I admit... I don't really *like* Guinness. I gave it a shot, I really did... but, blah. Not to say I don't like a good dark brew - just not Guinness. Sorry Lex.

Update: Hee! Looking up one post, I see that AFSis and I were busy here at the same time!





Okay, we all know Guinness is the best possible score on any "What Kind Of Beer Are You" test, so you can just go on and pat yourself on the back now. Like the world's most famous brew, you're genuine, you've got good taste, and you're sophisticated. What else can I say, except congratulations?

If your friends didn't score the same way, get ready for them to say: Guinness is too heavy; it's an acquired taste; it's too serious--and they probably think those things about you at times. But just brush 'em off. Everybody knows Guinness is the best. Cheers.

Guinness
(66% dark & bitter, 66% working class, 100% genuine)


Link: The If You Were A Beer Test written by gwendolynbooks on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

H/t to AFSis, who scored... Microbrew! And has... pretty feet, as far as that goes.

6 Comments

LOL!!!!!!! OMG.. that's funny
 
Ní neart go Guinness ;-)
 
tis true: Guinness, (100% dark & bitter, 66% working class, 100% genuine)
 
Boddingtons is a slightly ritzy, but truly tasty, beer. In case you don't know, each can has this little contraption inside that fizzes when you open it to give the beer a delicious creamy head. Now, being a good girl, I will make no claims about the creaminess of your head. But I will suggest that, based on the results of your test, you have a light, friendly disposition, and I consider the bouyant fizz of a Boddingtons to be the beery analogue of that. Your test also indicates you have refined tastes, and Boddingtons is my favorite beer. If you've never had one, get one sometime soon. Never heard of it..but I'll look for one the next time I'm at a beer store.
 
Bass (66% dark & bitter, 33% working class, 100% genuine) Dark? As in evil, and secretive? Yes Bitter? Never.
 
so... our 1SG's the shizzle? LOL