We're the Military and Airpower Guys of Jonah Goldberg of National Review Online + a stray we found wandering around looking lost. All original material JHD, BHD, JR, WT, and KA 2003-2010 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/03/my_saturday_is_over.html Sat, 24 Mar 2012 15:54:43 Z Movable Type 4.12 en Copyright 2012 http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification ...yours is just beginning. I'm gonna be lazy and do a few jokes and otherwise take the day off. All y'all have fun! A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish." "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife. The fairy waved her magic... http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/03/my_saturday_is_over.html http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/03/my_saturday_is_over.html Sat, 25 Mar 2006 06:15:47 -0600 Huh. I no idea that "sippy cup" was a bra size. If so, I'm wearing a "Big Gulp" today. *wink* http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/03/my_saturday_is_over.html#comment-43075 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/03/my_saturday_is_over.html#comment-43075 Sat, 25 Mar 2006 12:02:31 -0600 That's old, it's a butt of some kid and I didn't even have to look at the other picture. In regards to other jokes, my addition... Three men die and go to heaven. While standing at the Pearly gates, St Peter tells them that they must answer one question truefully in order to enter. He reminds them that God is all knowing and knows the answer already. Further, that their answer will determine their mode of transportation while residing in heaven. Wings are earned and only given to a few. St Peter asks the first man, "How many times did you cheat on your wife." After a brief pause, the first man answers, "Two times." St Peter replies, "That is correct. Your mode of transportation is a VW Golf." *Poof* the man is gone. He asks the second man, "How many times did you cheat on your wife?" The second man replies, "One time." St Peter replies, "That is correct. Your mode of transportation will be a Ford Taurus." *Poof* the man is gone. St Peter comes to the third and final man who is smiling broadly with pride, "And how many times did you cheat on your wife?" The third man answers proudly, "I never cheated on my wife!" St Peter replies, "that is correct. You will drive a mercedes benz." *Poof* the man is gone. One year later, all three men run into each other in Heaven. the third man is sobbing uncontrollably. The first man asks, "Why are you crying? Is it your car? You got a mercedes to drive and I'm stuck with this VW Golf." The third man replies, "You dont' understand, it's my wife." The second man, "Oh, did she die? So sorry to hear that but at least you'll be together again." The third man sobs even more, "Yes, she did die, but that's not the problem." Both of the other men are non-plused, "Then what is the problem?" The third man sniffles loudly, "I just saw her and she's on roller skates". http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/03/my_saturday_is_over.html#comment-43069 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/03/my_saturday_is_over.html#comment-43069 Sat, 25 Mar 2006 08:58:37 -0600