We're the Military and Airpower Guys of Jonah Goldberg of National Review Online + a stray we found wandering around looking lost. All original material JHD, BHD, JR, WT, and KA 2003-2010 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/03/i_need_a_joke_before_i_head_to_bed.html Sat, 24 Mar 2012 15:54:48 Z Movable Type 4.12 en Copyright 2012 http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification A Ukrainian woman married an American gentleman and they lived happily ever after in North Carolina. However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her Husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy Chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken, and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message, and gave her the Chicken legs. The next day, she needed to... http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/03/i_need_a_joke_before_i_head_to_bed.html http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/03/i_need_a_joke_before_i_head_to_bed.html Wed, 22 Mar 2006 06:29:20 -0600 ROFLMAO! http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/03/i_need_a_joke_before_i_head_to_bed.html#comment-42951 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/03/i_need_a_joke_before_i_head_to_bed.html#comment-42951 Thu, 23 Mar 2006 11:50:35 -0600 "The shopkeeper took one look at her husband and brought out a tin of Vienna sausages." Cheers JMH http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/03/i_need_a_joke_before_i_head_to_bed.html#comment-42909 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/03/i_need_a_joke_before_i_head_to_bed.html#comment-42909 Wed, 22 Mar 2006 21:48:08 -0600 Giggle. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/03/i_need_a_joke_before_i_head_to_bed.html#comment-42877 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/03/i_need_a_joke_before_i_head_to_bed.html#comment-42877 Wed, 22 Mar 2006 15:49:41 -0600 Thanks for the chuckle, John! Hope your nights actualy include some sleep now? http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/03/i_need_a_joke_before_i_head_to_bed.html#comment-42840 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/03/i_need_a_joke_before_i_head_to_bed.html#comment-42840 Wed, 22 Mar 2006 10:32:33 -0600