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  <subtitle>We&apos;re the Military and Airpower Guys of Jonah Goldberg of National Review Online + a stray we found wandering around looking lost.  All original material JHD, BHD, JR, WT,  and KA 2003-2010</subtitle>
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    <published>2006-03-22T12:29:20Z</published>
    <updated>2006-11-11T16:53:30Z</updated>
    <title>I need a joke before I head to bed.</title>
    <summary>A Ukrainian woman married an American gentleman and they lived happily ever after in North Carolina. However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her Husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy Chicken legs. She didn&apos;t know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken, and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message, and gave her the Chicken legs. The next day, she needed to...</summary>
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      <name>The Armorer</name>
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      <![CDATA[<p>A Ukrainian woman married an American gentleman and they lived happily ever after in North Carolina.</p>

<p>However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her Husband.</p>

<p>The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.</p>

<p>One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy Chicken legs.</p>

<p>She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken, and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.  The butcher got the message, and gave her the Chicken legs.</p>

<p>The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts.</p>

<p>Again, she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the Butcher her breasts!</p>

<p>The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken Breasts.</p>

<p>The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.</p>

<p>Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...</p>

<p>(The rest is in the Flash Traffic/Extended Entry)</p>]]>
      <![CDATA[<p>What were you thinking?</p>

<p>Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!</p>

<p>Now get back to work...</p>

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<p>H/t, Rich B.</p>]]>
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    <title>Comment from Fuzzybear Lioness on 2006-03-23</title>
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        ROFLMAO!
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    <published>2006-03-23T17:50:35Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from J.M. Heinrichs on 2006-03-22</title>
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        &quot;The shopkeeper took one look at her husband and brought out a tin of Vienna sausages.&quot;

Cheers
JMH
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    <published>2006-03-23T03:48:08Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from Punctilious on 2006-03-22</title>
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        <name>Punctilious</name>
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        Giggle.
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    <published>2006-03-22T21:49:41Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from Barb on 2006-03-22</title>
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        Thanks for the chuckle, John!  Hope your nights actualy include some sleep now?
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