Comments for Valentine's Day @ Argghhh!

Valentine's Day @ Argghhh!

2006-02-15T05:57:03Z

This will obviously be up top all day. Everything else new is below this.

Comment from Justthisguy on 2006-02-14

2006-02-15T04:35:50Z

OK, I've read the rest of the thread now. I kinda sympathize with JTM, in all sortsa ways; both he and I seem to be more rational that emotive in our relations with other people, and also both of us seem to have ended up hanging out with well-armed women. The S&W J-frame seems to be common pocket litter among the (admittedly few) women with whom I hang out.

Comment from Justthisguy on 2006-02-14

2006-02-15T04:20:04Z

Awww! Just Awwwww! No, really, aw, she so purty,and all... awww. That hairy bear love must be some good stuff to get and keep a woman like that!

Comment from Cricket on 2006-02-14

2006-02-15T02:30:08Z

And our newest Denizenne, Brab. *just kidding*

Comment from Cricket on 2006-02-14

2006-02-15T02:24:24Z

Ah, JtM, I never give up a good bit of cyber wordplay. Jimb, you stated it so eloquently about no one understanding the battle of the sexes. Might I offer this Bit O' Wisdom (and then hide behind BillT): No Man or Woman, for that matter, will ever win the Battle of the Sexes because there is too much fraternizing with the enemy. BillT, I need to pick your brain and I am confoozled as to which email address you use...an ambitious kid cleaned out my email before I could edit my address book, and I have two different ones for you in there. 'Tis a pilot's knowledge I seek, and preferably off the blog. Hugs to all. HVD to all.

Comment from Beth on 2006-02-14

2006-02-14T21:46:47Z

Thanks for the nice Valentine, Sweetie. Interesting comment stream! You know, we live in Hallmark area - I've worked for Hallmark before, as have many people in the Kansas City Area. They are having to fight hard to make money in this day of electronic greetings - so I can't blame them.

Comment from keewee on 2006-02-14

2006-02-14T20:46:16Z

The perfect salute for a beautiful lady.

Comment from John of Argghhh! on 2006-02-14

2006-02-14T20:44:31Z

Brab made a naughty allusion! Brab made a naughty allusion! Though she'll claim she meant chok'lit or sumpin'.

Comment from Barb on 2006-02-14

2006-02-14T20:23:43Z

Bill - In theory, yes - but I have better choices available for gnawing on ;-) For the record - we don't *do* cards for V-day, and the flowers are a sweet treat that I didn't expect, adding to their value.

Comment from cw4(ret)billt on 2006-02-14

2006-02-14T20:18:41Z

*refresh* *refresh* *refresh* *refresh* *refresh* *refresh* *refresh* *refresh* *refresh* Oh--there's the li'l cutie. Hey, BCR, that's not the EllTee, that John's new do--uuuhhll--Curlie McDimple ♥throb� Action Figure that came with the Good Ship Lollipop railway gun cum zeppelin model. Better snag it and put it back on the shelf with the others...

Comment from jim b on 2006-02-14

2006-02-14T19:51:23Z

Nope nope there it is ... some guy in a zoombag layin back on a superwhopper, with a nearly naked female hovercraft about to impail him with some kinda arrow thingie. After which he will of course fall totally in love with his gun mounts.

Comment from cw4(ret)billt on 2006-02-14

2006-02-14T19:49:51Z

You sure it's not just a fignewton of her imagination? The only banner I keep stumbling into is John's, with the guns 'n' roses.

Comment from John of Argghhh! on 2006-02-14

2006-02-14T19:38:41Z

'Bout time someone noticed, BCR! Good on yaz!

Comment from Bad Cat Robot on 2006-02-14

2006-02-14T19:17:14Z

Uh oh! Somebody tell Carborundum the Ell-Tee is running around in his skivvies again! (In the Hellaflopper-dude header, hee hee!) I swear, the guy gets off his meds for one day ...

Comment from Jon The Mechanic on 2006-02-14

2006-02-14T19:11:48Z

Don't you people LOVE the honesty that comes out when someoen bucks the establisment??

Comment from Punctilious on 2006-02-14

2006-02-14T19:00:55Z

Never said they weren't caught in the fallout. That is the visible effect...

Comment from kat-missouri on 2006-02-14

2006-02-14T18:59:00Z

Oooooohh...Airdale is in so much trou-bllle. It's going to be a hot time in the old town tonight.

Comment from jim b on 2006-02-14

2006-02-14T18:57:28Z

Ah yea the true spirit of Valentines Day, Guns, Knives and Woman Scorned Missles. One of my all time favorite lines is from Beetlejuice, when the new owners of the house's wife says; "If you don't let me gut this house and redecorate it, I will go crazy and take you with me." Ah love!

Comment from kat-missouri on 2006-02-14

2006-02-14T18:56:28Z

Oh, sure, Puncti, there is definitely some internal competition in the WSN including quite a bit of schadenfreude, but, I disagree on who the primary target of dissatisfaction would be. Ridicule and sympathetic looks from the cohort can cause some serious hair trigger backlash against the male SO. AFSIS...I agree. The point of Valentines Day is not to make up for 364 days of bad behavior. If it is, then you're right, the whole thing is screwed. The extra credit is for accidental incidentals or to get an A+ rating. Not to bring you from an F to a barely passing D.

Comment from MCPO Airdale on 2006-02-14

2006-02-14T18:50:18Z

I don't care. . . I'm not playing anymore. And yes, the wife is MIFFED. She'll havta get over it. I played for 25 years. Got the flowers, jewels, chocolates and cards every year. No more! It is a manufactured holiday that has no relationship to my love for my wife. Let Hallmark find another "mark"!

Comment from Jon The Mechanic on 2006-02-14

2006-02-14T18:39:14Z

Jim, you do not know the women I know. If I piss them off too much, they use guns, knives and other items to inflict serious physical damage to anyone who angers them.

Comment from Punctilious on 2006-02-14

2006-02-14T18:36:43Z

I don't know Kat. I think you might have it wrong. I think this is one of those white glove warfare days. (The sort used to determing hierarchy amongst the women.) The weapons are self-targeting and shoot flowers and chocolate. It seems as if the pressure is on men to produce the goods but it is really on the women who have to indirectly (or directly) signal their expectations. Victory or dominance is determined by which girl gets the best loot. With the most brutal treatment (sympathy) for the ones who get nothing or have no expectations. (Battle without fisticuffs is a lot more complicated and the rules are never clear.) While I do get the extra credit arguement, in essence I agree with Jon. This is a marketing day.

Comment from cw4(ret)billt on 2006-02-14

2006-02-14T18:33:31Z

Brab - *Very* nice arrangement! Ummm--are they edible?

Comment from AFSister on 2006-02-14

2006-02-14T18:28:57Z

Barb, those flowers are GORGEOUS! Somebody recently told me that "foreplay is 24/7", and that foreplay includes any sort of loving gesture, conversation, email, touch, kiss, etc. I have to agree. Being romantic on one or two days a year doesn't make up for the other 363 you took her, or him, for granted.

Comment from FbL on 2006-02-14

2006-02-14T18:16:11Z

Actually, I'm with JtM on this one. I'm just not sure whether that makes me a traitor or a liar, LOL!

Comment from kat-missouri on 2006-02-14

2006-02-14T18:03:26Z

This was only a test.

Comment from Barb on 2006-02-14

2006-02-14T18:02:52Z

Everyday is Valentine's Day here at Casa Way - but flowers are a very nice gesture as well. So there, JtM ... PTHtbtbtbtbtb!

Comment from kat-missouri on 2006-02-14

2006-02-14T18:00:33Z

Heh..JTM, reality is so much different than fantasy. It's a nice thought, that you would act like it was valentine's every day, but life happens and time slips away. V-Day is like extra credit at school where you get to make up for any missed assignments during the year. In which case, if you miss it, you might get your wish to die with your boots on, but I doubt it will be in a "blaze of glory", more like that slow painful death you see on spaghetti westerns where the guy gets staked out on an ant hill, smeared in honey and a rather tight leather collar thing that's been wet down twisted around his neck to shrink and slowly constrict, while you roast in a scorching midday sun for days on end until you just go stark raving crazy. That's about the only "blaze" you'd get. And, in case you don't get the parallel, imagine the day after Valentine's day and the days after that where you will suffer the squinty eyed look from every female and male friend in your circle. The women because the WSN would have identified you as a potential threat to the WWO (women's world order) would have spread the news in under one hour flat. The men because they would have gotten the message too and know now that they have to spend extra time and money just so their own WSN agent doesn't feel neglected or think that he will turn out like you one day. The women will whisper and make sly comments. The men will profess solidarity while popping a beer in the garage only to go home and re-affirm thirty times that, yes indeed, JTM is an uncaring SO(B) who will get whatever he deserves and they will half mean it because their credit cards were maxed. The family of the SO will be worse. There is a reason that American Indian tribes used to turn their captured enemy over to the women of the tribe to torture. Just don't say you were never warned. This has been a test of the WSN emergency broadcast system. If this had been a real emergency, WSN agents would have provided JTM with a list of appropriate gifts and venues to avoid the Woman Scorned Missile and avert love life total destruction.

Comment from John of Argghhh! on 2006-02-14

2006-02-14T17:39:35Z

JtM - it's easy to have principles when there is nothing at stake. Look at the MSM. Snerk!

Comment from jim b on 2006-02-14

2006-02-14T17:22:17Z

And if you say: "I will die with my boots on and in a blaze of glory." You do not understand the nature of the battle of the sexes.

Comment from cw4(ret)billt on 2006-02-14

2006-02-14T17:19:20Z

Heh. Anytime somebody says ...status is irrevant to this argument. It is the principle...that matters. it's the status.

Comment from Jon The Mechanic on 2006-02-14

2006-02-14T16:59:39Z

Cricket, You, out of everyone, get it. Jim, I am not going to be going to any hospital because of this. I will die with my boots on and in a blaze of glory. John, My SO status is irrevant to this argument. It is the principle of the argument that matters.

Comment from John of Argghhh! on 2006-02-14

2006-02-14T16:01:09Z

Hah. JtM is currently SO-less and this is a rant from a Safe Position!

Comment from jim b on 2006-02-14

2006-02-14T15:53:17Z

Jon the Mechanic. You go guy!! Oh by the way let us know what hospital you are gonna be in and what the visiting hours are. We won't bring anything special, we will keep it low key.

Comment from Cricket on 2006-02-14

2006-02-14T15:51:25Z

jon, you are just suffering from that genetic male marker of fugeddaboudiall itis. Therefore, if you are truly in love, every day is Valentine's Day. Let the games begin.

Comment from Cricket on 2006-02-14

2006-02-14T15:47:38Z

To see Bill do a grand jete is to understand physics. His fouettes (spelling phrench ballet steps is NOT a strong suit) with his blades running at full tilt was to give new meaning to the word, 'whip' and the phrase 'rotor wash.' And his pirouettes! Sheer poetry. I am in shock and awe.

Comment from Jon The Mechanic on 2006-02-14

2006-02-14T15:45:30Z

WARNING!!! WARNING!!! WARNING!!! Valentine's Day Grinch message follows. Don't say I never warned you. WARNING!!! WARNING!!! WARNING!!! Cupid and St Valentine should be boiled in chocolate for the hoops that we have to jump through because of those two and the extra high expectations that they have set for the average guy. Today I REFUSE to do anything special, because I believe that to act differently due to it being a certain date on the calander is a sham. Every day is a special day if you are truely in love and to set an arbitrary date to "express your devotion" is hogwash. Message ends.

Comment from jim b on 2006-02-14

2006-02-14T15:23:54Z

Bill has become quite adept at leaping over rolling eyeballs, it comes with lots of practice. Of late he has been incorporating several ballet moves in his repertoire. As a younger man he used to demonstrate moves asuntothen yet unseen. And he did it in full aviator battle rattle. Meaning a helmet and a zoombag, with zipperboots. Ah the joys of Saint Valentines Day, and Hallmark Cards. Unfortunately I mentioned St Hallmark and how they built a plain ordinary day into a marketing masterpiece to the love of my life last night. Fortunately I had a box of Dove chocolates to defuse the situation with. She agrees with me about the cards, so in place of a card I made a date with her for a weekend get away. Life is good.

Comment from Barb on 2006-02-14

2006-02-14T14:38:41Z

*rolls eyes at Bill* You are such a sweetie, John! What a lovely Valentine -- Hope you both have a great day.

Comment from Cricket on 2006-02-14

2006-02-14T14:30:16Z

She is a pretty lady. Happy Valentine's Day!

Comment from seawitch on 2006-02-14

2006-02-14T14:29:27Z

Ahhh. That is so sweet.

Comment from kat-missouri on 2006-02-14

2006-02-14T14:24:26Z

Isn't that sweet? So, what'd she get ya? Civil War Cannon Ball from the Appomatax court house? Gold enlayed, sterling silver bayonet with your initials on it and a bayonet practice dummy (no, not Neffi or the Chief)?

Comment from cw4(ret)billt on 2006-02-14

2006-02-14T13:54:24Z

This will obviously be up top all day. As well it should be...

Comment from AFSister on 2006-02-14

2006-02-14T13:41:54Z

THAT IS SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!