We're the Military and Airpower Guys of Jonah Goldberg of National Review Online + a stray we found wandering around looking lost. All original material JHD, BHD, JR, WT, and KA 2003-2007 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/in_response_to_a_diminishing_number_of_requests.html Sun, 03 Aug 2008 17:11:10 Z Movable Type 4.12 en Copyright 2008 http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification Okay, since I have to maintain my reputation as one who satisfies a Lady's every >>hzz. have to *establish* rep before *maintain* one. Butt out, Muffy... *gzzzrrrr-akakakakakakakakakak!!* Off my ankle PG-17c! Gonna strangle whoever uploaded that euphemism thesaurus into your drive... To continue...uhhhhh--whim, and since a Lady requested this'n: Gentlemen, take your seats, please, and click on Flash traffic while I endeavor to enlighten you with regards to the simple things which will teach you How to Please a Woman (Almost) Every Time... http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/in_response_to_a_diminishing_number_of_requests.html http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/in_response_to_a_diminishing_number_of_requests.html Tue, 14 Feb 2006 10:54:50 -0600 kind of appliances?]]> http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/in_response_to_a_diminishing_number_of_requests.html#comment-40825 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/in_response_to_a_diminishing_number_of_requests.html#comment-40825 Wed, 15 Feb 2006 20:58:53 -0600 Punc - When you're bringing the remote and the beer, don't stand in front of the TV. Ummmm--I heard that someplace... http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/in_response_to_a_diminishing_number_of_requests.html#comment-40756 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/in_response_to_a_diminishing_number_of_requests.html#comment-40756 Wed, 15 Feb 2006 05:55:15 -0600 Sigh, .... failed again. Cheers JMH http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/in_response_to_a_diminishing_number_of_requests.html#comment-40747 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/in_response_to_a_diminishing_number_of_requests.html#comment-40747 Tue, 14 Feb 2006 22:16:16 -0600 What? No beer or remote? http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/in_response_to_a_diminishing_number_of_requests.html#comment-40744 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/in_response_to_a_diminishing_number_of_requests.html#comment-40744 Tue, 14 Feb 2006 21:21:36 -0600 I said "if you wanted to cheat", I never said it was a replacement for the other. Me, I'd appreciate someone that good help lift furniture right about now. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/in_response_to_a_diminishing_number_of_requests.html#comment-40739 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/in_response_to_a_diminishing_number_of_requests.html#comment-40739 Tue, 14 Feb 2006 17:10:01 -0600 LOL, Jim! That has never happened to me......and it wouldn't with you either. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/in_response_to_a_diminishing_number_of_requests.html#comment-40735 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/in_response_to_a_diminishing_number_of_requests.html#comment-40735 Tue, 14 Feb 2006 14:38:40 -0600 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/in_response_to_a_diminishing_number_of_requests.html#comment-40730 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/in_response_to_a_diminishing_number_of_requests.html#comment-40730 Tue, 14 Feb 2006 14:18:38 -0600 Sorry Sis, But I don't want to be snurfled. And the rest of it sounds smothering. I only want them to come when summoned, do my bidding, leave when the hint is dropped, and miss me tremendously when they are not with me. I have no time for the rest of that list. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/in_response_to_a_diminishing_number_of_requests.html#comment-40729 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/in_response_to_a_diminishing_number_of_requests.html#comment-40729 Tue, 14 Feb 2006 14:16:25 -0600 but if you *really* want to steal my heart these days, show up at my NEW doorstep with appliances and a mattress set, LOL! http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/in_response_to_a_diminishing_number_of_requests.html#comment-40724 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/in_response_to_a_diminishing_number_of_requests.html#comment-40724 Tue, 14 Feb 2006 13:12:24 -0600 Damn it, Maggie! You're ruining a good thing, here.... and you're not doing much better, Barb! *jeesh* Kat.. the things you mention are NOT, I repeat... NOT on my list. Been there, done that, got the divorce proceedings to prove it. ick. (except for the monthly massage by Shane the Master Scottish Massuese- now that's something I could get used to!) http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/in_response_to_a_diminishing_number_of_requests.html#comment-40722 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/in_response_to_a_diminishing_number_of_requests.html#comment-40722 Tue, 14 Feb 2006 13:11:04 -0600 Heh - I obviously missed the training session for being high maintenance! My needs are simple - love me, cook for me, have a sense of humor and enjoy a bit of adventure now and then... and show up nekkid! http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/in_response_to_a_diminishing_number_of_requests.html#comment-40721 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/in_response_to_a_diminishing_number_of_requests.html#comment-40721 Tue, 14 Feb 2006 13:04:00 -0600 Heh... Of, if you wanted to cheat: Buy significantl larger diamond every year Provide no limit credit card Purchase new car every year Pay for monthly spa treatment with professional massuese Provide large house with separate bathroom you and she with maid Write "I Love You" in your own blood every day women should still go nekid. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/in_response_to_a_diminishing_number_of_requests.html#comment-40709 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/in_response_to_a_diminishing_number_of_requests.html#comment-40709 Tue, 14 Feb 2006 12:16:16 -0600 Who caused you to think we needed all this? Man, I thought I was high maintenance! I don't need half this stuff. 1) An open mind and a healthy appetite (for all things) 2) A sincere belief that I am the greatest thing since sliced bread. 3) The ability to amuse yourself when I am off doing my own thing. 4) A high enough I.Q. that I am never bored. 5) A purpose in life greater than yourself. See? Much shorter list. Also, show up naked. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/in_response_to_a_diminishing_number_of_requests.html#comment-40707 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/in_response_to_a_diminishing_number_of_requests.html#comment-40707 Tue, 14 Feb 2006 12:15:58 -0600 Maggie - Are you jiggy with the remainder? AFSis - Hang around... http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/in_response_to_a_diminishing_number_of_requests.html#comment-40701 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/in_response_to_a_diminishing_number_of_requests.html#comment-40701 Tue, 14 Feb 2006 11:46:53 -0600 *sigh* man, oh man.... I wish I had a man... http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/in_response_to_a_diminishing_number_of_requests.html#comment-40698 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/in_response_to_a_diminishing_number_of_requests.html#comment-40698 Tue, 14 Feb 2006 11:23:58 -0600 I don't know what snurfle is...........but I am pretty sure I don't want it. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/in_response_to_a_diminishing_number_of_requests.html#comment-40695 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/in_response_to_a_diminishing_number_of_requests.html#comment-40695 Tue, 14 Feb 2006 11:13:52 -0600