>>hzz. have to *establish* rep before *maintain* one.
Butt out, Muffy...
*gzzzrrrr-akakakakakakakakakak!!*
Off my ankle PG-17c! Gonna strangle whoever uploaded that euphemism thesaurus into your drive...
To continue...uhhhhh--whim, and since a Lady requested this'n:
Gentlemen, take your seats, please, and click on Flash traffic while I endeavor to enlighten you with regards to the simple things which will teach you
How to Please a Woman (Almost) Every Time
Then accessorize, angelicize, empathize, energize, gelatinize, idolize, moisturize, rationalize, romanticize, sockdolagize, and tantalize; caress, coddle, cuddle, embrace, hug, massage, mush, nuzzle, smooch, snoozle, snuggle, snurfle, squeeze and stroke; detoxify, drip-dry, flip-flop-fly (don’t care if I die), gratify, humidify, pacify and sanctify; alleviate, anticipate, communicate, elevate, enervate, fascinate, ingratiate, lubricate, make-a-date (and take her places, don’t cha look at other faces), placate, resuscitate, stimulate, sublimate, ululate and undulate.
And climb, drag, jitterbug, locomote, lug, swim ‘n’ swing; bite-taste-nibble slam-dunk and dribble; brag about, commit-to, dream-of, flash-on her fashion, forgive ‘n’ forget, leave ‘n’ return, make-plans-with, minister-to and promise- ‘n’ deliver-to; bawl, beg (borrow and steal), beseech, cajole, crawl, grovel, implore, murmur, pine, plead-and-sacrifice-for; bathe, fluff, fold, pamper and praise; pink-coral-wax, butter-up the buttercup, brush, fizz, fuse, fuss, jiffy-lube, knead, lather, polish, relish, rib, rub, shave, shower, slip, slide, slather, slicken, soak and tingle.
And kill-for, die-for and fix-things-up-for; crazy-glue, repair, patch, solder, spackle and spot-weld; amaze, amuse, dazzle, delight, enchant, entertain, excite, flabbergast, woo and wow; crystal-blue-persuade, diddle-doodle, hanky-panky, hinky-dinky (parlez-vous?), hokey-pokey, mollycoddle-spin-the-bottle, agree with everything she has ever thought, said or done and scuttle like a fiddler crab across the vast ocean floor of her existence.
Then you go back, Jack, and do it again (wheels turning ‘round and ‘round)…
Gentlemen, you are released! Hey--no running with that pencil in yer mouth! Ahem. *thought balloon: now, where was I?*
Your turn, Ladies. Prepare to discover
How to Please a Man Every Single Time
Show up nekkid.
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