We're the Military and Airpower Guys of Jonah Goldberg of National Review Online + a stray we found wandering around looking lost. All original material JHD, BHD, JR, WT, and KA 2003-2007 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/candy_hearts.html Sun, 03 Aug 2008 17:11:11 Z Movable Type 4.12 en Copyright 2008 http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification ...are short and sweet. Like the entries below. Uhhhh--well, they're *short,* anyway... ************************* A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." A dyslexic walks into a bra... "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home'." "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" "Well, 'It's Not Unusual'." Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true! No bull!" exclaims Daisy. An invisible man marries an invisible woman.... http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/candy_hearts.html http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/candy_hearts.html Tue, 14 Feb 2006 09:41:22 -0600 I'm surprised Punc didn't chime in with some droll twittery... http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/candy_hearts.html#comment-40755 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/candy_hearts.html#comment-40755 Wed, 15 Feb 2006 05:50:42 -0600 In which BillT entertains the Denizennes with droll wittery. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/candy_hearts.html#comment-40751 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/candy_hearts.html#comment-40751 Tue, 14 Feb 2006 23:02:01 -0600 Excellent! Dyslexic ... bra ... LOL! http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/candy_hearts.html#comment-40733 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/candy_hearts.html#comment-40733 Tue, 14 Feb 2006 14:34:29 -0600 Ack...Chief, I can't make my eyes stop rolling. ;) http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/candy_hearts.html#comment-40706 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/candy_hearts.html#comment-40706 Tue, 14 Feb 2006 12:10:15 -0600 I LOVE really bad puns. Heh. Was there ever a *good* one? ]]> http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/candy_hearts.html#comment-40694 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/candy_hearts.html#comment-40694 Tue, 14 Feb 2006 11:09:32 -0600 I LOVE really bad puns. I never sausage bad ones. Those are some of the wurst..... ......Mr. C. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/candy_hearts.html#comment-40693 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/candy_hearts.html#comment-40693 Tue, 14 Feb 2006 11:00:44 -0600 *grin* I figured you'd be reposting your "how to treat a woman" post... It's one of my favorites, you know. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/candy_hearts.html#comment-40689 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/02/candy_hearts.html#comment-40689 Tue, 14 Feb 2006 10:05:35 -0600