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Argghhh! This is what happens when you have loose scrup'ls!

You leave early to take SWWBO to the airport. Someone leaves the kitchen door open... and the computer is always-on, what with broadband and all...

And on the internet, the pizza place doesn't know you're a scrup'l.

So, ya come home to find the scrupl's have ordered in a little pizza, killed the tequila and a bottle of wine, had some Texas Toast, a little Irish Creme for dessert...

Dang loose scrup'ls!

And look guilty as hell.

Of course, as you can see, the Interior Guard was quick to do what they do - point out the problem and go, "I watched 'em! I saw 'em do it! It was them! Those three! Those great hulking brutes!"

"Huh?"

"Why didn't I stop 'em?"

"I'm sorry, I don't understand the question. You're coming in broken and stupid. They're HUGE!!! I wasn't getting in their way! I report, *you* decide. That's what Staff is for!"

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*laughing* oh man...
 
I know what you mean. I have no Scrup'ls to do that job, I thin- er, *know* I do much better entropy advancement, trash randomizing, and Bad Housekeeping myself. The kitty actually refuses to come in the house, lately. Cats like a well-kept house, they just won't do a thing to bring it about, and object to the noises and business of their servants plying hoovers etc. That's my excuse, and I'm sticking to it!
 
I miss having a dog(I REALLY miss having a dog), but I sure don't miss that about having a dog. Just remember, Lysol is your friend. Pumice soap makes hands all clean, not matter what was on them(makes 'em bloody too if you aren't careful about it), and thank God for mulching mowers at the end of the week--'cause that's gonna be one seriously interesting set of landmines.
 
...and they even replaced the cap on the tuhkillya bottle! Seriously talented scr'ples ya got there, John