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A little more explainin'

MaryAnn asked a question in the comments that many of you who are not long time readers may ask yourself. Since I used today as a day to put up the Disclaimers of Argghhh!, I might as well add an explanation of how comment moderation works at the Castle, and how we try to maintain a friendly Island in a Sea of Moonbats - and how we stay mostly invisible to Moonbats. Well, that and not saying anything that really attracts 'em anymore.

So, step behind the curtain in the Flash Traffic/Extended Entry, and meet the PG-17C.

The PG-17C is the third iteration of the Comments Moderation 'Bot built by Bad Cat Robot Laboratorys, Inc. BCR Labs built the original PG-17 to maintain ratings control here at the Castle, so that Argghhh! would not get blocked by Net Nanny-style software, as well as to maintain an even strain by imposing some measure of decorum, taste, and elegance to the Castle. The fact that we are on Model C says something, um, well, it says something.

The PG-17 reminds people that entendre' and witty bon mots are preferable to f*ck, sh*t, c*cks*cking b@st@rd, etc, in the comments.

Sometimes the PG-17C manifests itself as substituted characters, elided words, or even comments gone missing if they are irreparable.

The PG-17C also has email access, and will sometimes send admonitory notes to offenders, especially when the "attack the message, not the messenger" Rulez are violated in raging comment discussions.

In dire need, the PG-17C also has authority to turn off comments altogether, to either fend off a Moonbat Attack, or to force fighters to their corners for reflection.

The PG-17C is the Conscience (and a somewhat schoolmarmish one, because this group needs it) of Argghhh! and serves to keep this place from becoming like Daily Kos, Democratic Underground, LGF, or the Rottweiler's place as naughty-word flame wars develop there all the time - and in the Armorer's mind, that is *very* distracting and unpleasing to the Armorer's eye.

It keeps our traffic down because we aren't as entertaining on some levels, but it also keeps this a place where you can have some fun, talk some serious stuff without Moonbats of either side whacking on you (or the PG-17C will at least drive them off), and you can be a little naughty, too. Just ask Were-Kitten. Kinda like Cheers, "where everybody knows your name," there's lots of good natured (and ribald) ribbing that takes place - but the Armorer prefers ribaldry to be clever, not crude. If it descends to the point of "Get a Room" there is the Jungle Room, a euphemism for take it to IM or email or something, but don't start banging each other in the comments, please.

All that said, someone uploaded a farking euphemism dictionary into the PG-17C and sometimes it gets schizo because it knows you're being naughty, but you aren't quite breaking the Rulez. It gets very nervous, because the little fella really is quite dedicated to his job.

For some reason, this happens to Bill a lot.

Neffi, too.

35 Comments

hehe.... That poor PG-17C gets a workout somedays! But at least we have the Jungle Room available for use when we need it!
 
I agree. And another thing that PG-17C does is it does not let me say nothin ..... without a g. Or at least it hasn't in the past.
 
...he's a cute little bugger but his cyber-mind is always in the gutter- 'spose that's how he got the job in the first place. Still, those of us with pure thoughts and unblemished souls *do* find him occasionally bothersome...
 
Why am I not surprised that the PG-17C goes after Bill? John - I would not ever say this place is not entertaining.
 
those of us with pure thoughts and unblemished souls *do* find him occasionally bothersome... Fortunately for you, Neffi, that group doesn't include you.
 
I once went looking for people with pure thoughts and unblemished souls, but I quit when blood started pouring from my eyes after I made a wrong turn and ended up in an attack helicopter company area.
 
those of us with pure thoughts and unblemished souls *do* find him occasionally bothersome... Yes John, that's me.
 
Why am I not surprised that the PG-17C goes after Bill? Not a bit surprising, since it's a product of Bad *Cat* Robot Labs and I have four *dogs* and wind up smelling like a wet collie most rainy days...
 
No banging in the comments??? *leaves in a huff*
 
No huffing in the comments! Cheers JMH
 
Here, Harvey... have a hammer. :) *counts up aitches in above alliterative sentence*
 
The following will be a test of the PC17C. Let me know how much of the following gets through: And as for you.... you and your momma too falacious foundling so my shorts you sniveling less bite and then so there Now I wait for email eh?
 
No banging in the comments??? *leaves in a huff* I had a '63 Huff when I was going through flight school...
 
Harvey likes to bang walls, IIRC from the 70's
 
Maggie - *koff*koff* Ahem, yeah, right. Jim the P"C"-17 is a product of DUKos, Inc. We don't have a PC-17 here. Just the PG-17.
 
Hey, Fuzzy, Handing Harvey a handy heavy hammer has had the effect of holding Harvey hostage to heartily handling his hammer. Which is kinda embarassing in public, doncha know.
 
Well John, I have never been sent to the Jungle Room. I have never incurred the wrath of NC-17C. So I must be unblemished.
 
Perhaps we could send JtM for a detailed check of that...
 
Maggie - One is seldom "banished" to the Jungle Room. That said, one *has* occasionally been dragged there by a bevy of giggling Denizennes. Heh. Get one's drift?
 
Why am I getting work dropped in my lap again? Didn't you see the sign that all inspections are to be done at the operator level? Oh wait, it is Maggie. Nevermind, let me get the TMs. *Starts running for the hills* I just have to make sure I have the translations from the original Latin. *Looks back and laughs* HA!!!
 
There's a stone wall over there, Harvey. Have at it. *peeks out of the kitchen to see if it is party time* *goes back in to chop celery and onion for the soup* *sees FbL and other Denizennes* *mixes biscuits, sponge for strawberry shortcake and rinses salad greens*
 
Jungle Room? What jungle room?
 
Heh. Jon, they already *made* The Year Of Living Dangerously, man, auditions are closed.
 
Oh, yeah. That reminds me of another question I had. Is there beer in the Jungle Room?
 
The Jungle Room is the "Alice's Restaurant" of the Castle. "You can get anything you want..."
 
But what does an elf have to do to get a pink-rita round here? Cricket, I've got some nice marshmallows and some really good cocoa powder if you can use them.
 
Elf? Is it Saint Pat's Eve already? And shouldn't it be a *green*-rita you're askin' after, then?
 
LOL... Jon(ny) Dangerously.... watch out Maggie!
 
Aiiiye...don't mention saint paddy's day. I am already thinking of the number of leprachauns that will be dancing in my head post "OMG I'm 3_ today".
 
I had a really cool and witty comment in preview, and clicked on an x I shouldn't have, and it seems to be gone now. Is there any way to recover it?
 
Jon - Stop fantasizing about me dropping into your lap. I'm not Mrs. Robinson..
 
I think JtM wants to jump into *yours* Maggie, not the other way 'round...
 
Elf NOT leprechaun.
 
Jon - Tu desiderium! (please pardon my conjugation & context Sr. Corita)
 
Yes, thanks. I love cocoa with marshmallows. Oh...the possibilities: Chocolate meringue layer, spread with Kahlua flavored whipped cream, topped with strawberries and dusted with sugar...ummmmm.
 
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