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By The Armorer on January 18, 2006 | | Comments (48)

The last in this iteration of a sporadic series... The F22.5VC Air Superiority Fighter.

F22.5VC Air Superiority Fighter of the DFA, a wholly owned and operated entity of Castle Forces, Inc

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By Barb on January 18, 2006 8:34 AM
Heh - now That one will distract wingmen! Such villainous company, indeed ;-)
 
By jim b on January 18, 2006 9:15 AM
I wuz gonna say that the picture should be on the underside so as to cause bad guys to look up when the arrrplane was doing ground support. Then I remembered that the AF doesn't want to do close air support with that thing. And lastly I remember callin in close air support. When the Air Force (excluding A-10's) do close Air Support, you need binos to actually be able to see the plane. When the Navy does it, you don't need binos. When the Marines fly the mission, screw the binos, take off the whip antennae, put up the tape antennae, and get down. Matter of fact I think I can even tell which of the Marine aviators are married and which are single. Single ones come in even lower. No Bill I didn’t mention the Army. Last time I heard they didn’t do close air support they employed aerial artillery, or something. So in essence. Ignore this post.
 
By FbL on January 18, 2006 9:48 AM
Great comment, Jim. :) Yeah, I can see that this model will be for solo flights only... Otherwise, it could result in a lot of mid-air collisions due to distracted wingmen. ;)
 
By cw4(ret)billt on January 18, 2006 10:49 AM
Aha! A true dual-threat capability: 1. Engage targets until you've expended all missiles, then 2. Go nap-of-the-earth (*Army* NOE, not that sissy fifty feet AGL) and when the remaining baddies roll in, they'll fixate until it's too late to pull out... *grrrrr-akakakakakakakakakak!* PG-17--sit, boy! SIT!!!
 
By Cassandra on January 18, 2006 10:51 AM
Heh... That is my smile for the day. I have to get online and order some stockings - around Valentine's Day they always come out with such lovely things. I noticed this weekend when the Unit and I were out shopping that they actually had some pretty things in the stores for once. It is getting very hard for an old-fashioned gal to find that sort of thing anymore. I *do* like seeing my pinup. She's a bit embarrassing, but I got rather fond of her.
 
By jim b on January 18, 2006 10:52 AM
Yanno Bill, As an occasional passerby here in Aaaaargh land. I can tell you that your laugh has begun to sound more and more like one of two things. 1. Popeye 2. A marginal terrain rita matic. You feelin okay?
 
By John of Argghhh! on January 18, 2006 11:18 AM
That's not Bill's laugh, JB, that's the PG-17C(the autocensor) trying to get to Bill to rip out his throat. Ever since someone hacked the 17C and installed the Euphemism Dictionary, it's been going progressively more insane as it realizes just how much it had been missing before. It's starting to complete the thought in it's tiny little brain and acts to throttle the offender before the offense is complete. The future of law enforcement. Pre-forcement!
 
By jim b on January 18, 2006 11:25 AM
Jeez another memo I missed. Actually I am saddened to hear it. It means only one thing. Several felines around here and Bill are doomed. I will be safe unless and until the thing decides that Scoresby is evil.
 
By Punctilious on January 18, 2006 11:27 AM
Pre-forcement??? Not even academia has gone quite that far yet.
 
By cw4(ret)billt on January 18, 2006 11:55 AM
Not to worry, Jim. The li'l rat-construct is only about knee-high to Tom Thumb. Just be on your best behavior if it finds where I stashed the stepladder...
 
By Were-Kitten on January 18, 2006 12:16 PM
Me? Doomed? By that piddly-ant PG-17C? NO WAY. I'm *way* more smarterer than that little thing. *skips back into Jungle Room... hops up on Chandelier for afternoon swing session* (Nice fighter, Cass! I sure am glad you're on our side!)
 
By Neffi on January 18, 2006 12:29 PM
Hah! And them 8th AF types thought they *knew* nose art...
 
By kat-missouri on January 18, 2006 12:33 PM
Maybe I'm confused. I thought the missiles were *under* the airplane?
 
By jim b on January 18, 2006 12:44 PM
Cheez's Priced!!! Is it Friday yet? jim b walks to the bar for a coffee and finds a place on the couch, then props his feet up on the coffee table.
 
By Punctilious on January 18, 2006 12:51 PM
Sorry Jim, it's only
 
By Punctilious on January 18, 2006 12:53 PM
Wednesday *nudges 11 foot pole closer to Bill*
 
By jim b on January 18, 2006 12:55 PM
Watch out Bill, this time it is an 11 foot pole, next it will be a 12' Hungarian.
 
By jim b on January 18, 2006 12:56 PM
And speakin in a totally idol conversational way, I heard that if King Kong was only gay he woulda won a bunch of awards too. jim b gets out his swiss army knife and cleans his fingernails.
 
By cw4(ret)billt on January 18, 2006 12:57 PM
Just as long as she's cute...
 
By John of Argghhh! on January 18, 2006 1:22 PM
C'mon, Punct - remember the Omt Rucise movie...
 
By Cassandra on January 18, 2006 1:32 PM
Sorry guys, the Blog Princess pronounces this a NO TOM CRUISE ZONE
 
By Cassandra on January 18, 2006 1:33 PM
...you know, when you turn me sideways, you can really see down my dress. What's up with that Donovan?
 
By John of Argghhh! on January 18, 2006 1:34 PM
Heheheheheheheheheh. Great are the wonders of Photoshop...
 
By Cassandra on January 18, 2006 1:51 PM
Ppppppphhhhtt!!!
 
By Punctilious on January 18, 2006 1:55 PM
Movie? Was it animated?
 
By J.M. Heinrichs on January 18, 2006 1:57 PM
"Sore neck? Well, ya know, ya gotta check six; ... ya know ... Cheers JMH
 
By jim b on January 18, 2006 2:17 PM
alrighty then it's 5 o'clock somewhere. jim b goes to the bar for a brewski.
 
By ANNA KITTEN on January 18, 2006 2:33 PM
*STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP* YA. ZOMEBODEE CALL FUR DA 12 FOOT HUNGARIAN GURL? MY NIM IS ANNA KITTEN. NUT TO BE CONFUZED WIT "ANEKIN", WHO TURNS INTO ZE DARTH VADER. *STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMPS OVER TO BAR...POURS SELF UN GLASS OF UNICUM AND DECLARES "DAS IST EIN UNIKUM!"*
 
By Punctilious on January 18, 2006 2:37 PM
Did some one say "be careful what you wish for?"
 
By jim b on January 18, 2006 2:54 PM
Hey Bill your date is here.
 
By jim b on January 18, 2006 2:56 PM
Get the camera Punctilous
 
By ANNA KITTEN on January 18, 2006 3:05 PM
'ALLO JIM. I YAM ANNA KITTEN. VERE IS DIS "BILL" I HEAR ABOUT? *TAKES SWIG OF UNICUM... WIPES MOUTH ON SLEEVE* ANNA KITTEN WANT TO DANCE! VERE DID ZE POLE GO? I HEARD ANDRE VAS IN DER HOUSE? *STOMPS OFF LOOKING FOR ANDRE ZE POLE UNT BILL*
 
By Punctilious on January 18, 2006 3:29 PM
Jim, I think as a general rule what happens in the Castle stays in the Castle... At least as much as it can given the nature of the Internet, Google, and the Way back machine. Also, I believe the Armorer requires consent before he publishes photos with anything but dark circles and inuendo.
 
By John of Argghhh! on January 18, 2006 3:39 PM
Yep! You should see the *Real* Were-Kitten photos... the ones *without* the fuzzy spots! That's why BCR Labs, Inc, built the PG-17. Now up to the C Model due to PIPs required by Denizen adaptability! Deviant bunch, this.
 
By jim b on January 18, 2006 3:54 PM
No no I wasn't gonna publish the photos. I just thought since Bill, and the ravishing Anna Kitten (AK .. I wonder is she is 47?) were all dressed up in their 'prom' outfits that they would like a photo of them or two standing up against the door or the wall.
 
By cw4(ret)billt on January 18, 2006 3:57 PM
Okay, who's the Jolly Green Giantess doing the really bad Erich von Stroheim impersonation? *strolls over to the bar humming 'long, cool woman in a black dress'*
 
By jim b on January 18, 2006 3:59 PM
speaking of the bar ......watch out for them wimmins Bill, you know how they forget to put the lid on the ritamatic when they mix some up.
 
By Punctilious on January 18, 2006 4:00 PM
Probably would have been nicer under the balloon arch left over from the last party, kittens, claws, balloons on poles... Wasn't pretty any more. Bill, she is largely cute.
 
By jim b on January 18, 2006 4:07 PM
just posted a 'this just in' from Malkin bout the dirtbags we vaporized with the missles down in the 'whut the heck kinda bomb thingie is this post.' I knew that thing was a pre IED.
 
By cw4(ret)billt on January 18, 2006 4:07 PM
Punc - I noticed. Emphasis on the *large*, too. Moratorium on the Twist--we don't want anybody knocked across the room...
 
By kat-missouri on January 18, 2006 4:37 PM
Heh...the manual on this thing only has one page. It reads: 1) Obey the plane as if your life depended on it 2) Whatever the plane wants to do, let it 3) Werever the plane wants to fly, let it 4) Whatever the plane wants to shoot, let it 5) Any questions, see item #1
 
By jim b on January 18, 2006 4:46 PM
music in background... you must remember this a kiss is still a kiss a sigh is just a sigh the fundamental things apply as time goes bye. jim b puts on his Fedora and Trenchcoat, lights a Camel and takes a drag. jim b saunters towards the door, stops, turns and says 'Goodnight Chesty, wherever you are.' jim b exits stage right
 
By Punctilious on January 18, 2006 5:20 PM
Come on Jim... No one said anything about Chesty, just large... Psst. Try this one. “If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.” --bogart
 
By Punctilious on January 18, 2006 5:27 PM
“In the year 2054, the entire defense budget will purchase just one aircraft. This aircraft will have to be shared by the Air Force and Navy 3-1/2 days each per week except for leap year, when it will be made available to the Marines for the extra day.” --Augustine Wouldn't want to be SecDef if that plane looks like this one!
 
By AFSister on January 18, 2006 8:28 PM
Isn't it nice of Jim to say goodnight to all of us Chesty wimmens every night? I'm just wondering which one of the guys let him know about our Chesty's....
 
By ANNA KITTEN on January 18, 2006 8:32 PM
FORTY SEVEN? AH.. NO. ANNA KITTEN IS FIRTY EIGHT. CLOSE, BUT NO CEEGAR, EH, JIM? HMM.. MAKES ME THINK 'BOUT MONICA UNT HER CEEGAR. MAKES ME... GAG.
 
By Jon The Mechanic on January 19, 2006 9:27 AM
You know, now that I think about it, I think I could be persuaded to work on the Air Wing... *Snerk*
 
By J.M. Heinrichs on January 19, 2006 10:45 AM
Chesty Puller!!!! Cheers JMH