Comments for Pickin' on Texas Again

Pickin' on Texas Again

2006-01-30T07:11:20Z

Two Texans were driving through New Hampshire. As they were approaching Lake Winnipesaukee, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the lake's name.

They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one said to the young lady behind the counter, "Before we order, could y'all please pronounce where we are, very slowly?"

The blonde leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrr-gerrrrr Kinnnng."

Comment from Gwedd on 2006-01-31

2006-01-31T13:21:33Z

Comrades, You know, of course, the reason all Texas college football fields use Astro-Turf instead of grass? It keeps the cheerleaders from grazing at half-time..... I understand that the locals living around Texas A&M caution new folks to keep their car windows rolled up when driving by the campus... Seems it keeps the "U" from tossing a diploma through the window.... Aggies? heh.. Go UMaine Black Bears! Respects to all concerned, AW1 Tim

Comment from cw4(ret)billt on 2006-01-31

2006-01-31T06:55:29Z

No, Pat, Pat is my sister in Tucson.

Comment from Fuzzybear Lioness on 2006-01-30

2006-01-31T04:46:38Z

Aww, poor Bill! *pat, pat*

Comment from cw4(ret)billt on 2006-01-30

2006-01-31T04:36:24Z

ooog. Four of your favorite foods. Four TV shows you can't *wait* to watch. Four movies you'd watch over and over and over... This does not bode well for maintaining my curmudgeonly rep.

Comment from John of Argghhh! on 2006-01-30

2006-01-31T04:15:07Z

Yeah, mostly.

Comment from cw4(ret)billt on 2006-01-30

2006-01-31T04:02:06Z

Oh, great. Lemme guess--it's another chick quiz...

Comment from Fuzzybear Lioness on 2006-01-30

2006-01-31T03:56:27Z

Hey, BillT... Tag! You're it!

Comment from cw4(ret)billt on 2006-01-30

2006-01-31T03:48:12Z

They have blondes in Waxahachi?

Comment from Raymond B on 2006-01-30

2006-01-31T03:02:06Z

That would not have been server J. Bush would it? Raymond B www.voteswagon.com

Comment from Bill Faith on 2006-01-30

2006-01-30T23:49:10Z

I'm shocked to see you post a story that old, and change it no less! Actually that's a true story about two Yankees at the Dairy Queen in Waxahachi, Texas.

Comment from SangerM on 2006-01-30

2006-01-30T23:04:39Z

Bill, I don't know about all that other TX stuff, being from Philly, where the answer would have been "I don't have time fordis $hit! Whaddaya have?!" Beloml That was funny. And way too true, like Indiana, if a Texas town doesn't have a DQ, it just ain't worth stopping in....

Comment from cw4(ret)billt on 2006-01-30

2006-01-30T16:38:56Z

Cow Hampshah sounds like an appropriate place for a Boiguh Keng...

Comment from Maggie on 2006-01-30

2006-01-30T16:30:49Z

Bill - Cow Hampshah is full of people fleeing Taxachusetts.

Comment from cw4(ret)billt on 2006-01-30

2006-01-30T16:04:48Z

Maggie - They're in *New Hampshire*, not Vuh-mahnt. Most everybody living in New Hampshire moved there from Yonkers. Sanger - Speaking of �Que?--do they still define Texans as "Illegals that never made it to Oklahoma"...? Beloml - Y'all talkin' 'bout th' *DAY-CUE*?

Comment from beloml on 2006-01-30

2006-01-30T14:52:52Z

The Texas variant involves two yankees in Waxahachie, who ask at a "DAAAA-REEE QUEEEEEN."

Comment from Justthisguy on 2006-01-30

2006-01-30T12:39:35Z

No, that's Owwwwww! And, Chief(ret), it's a good thing for you that I don't know exactly where you live and am not very mobile at this time!

Comment from SangerM on 2006-01-30

2006-01-30T12:18:49Z

~AND~ It's not a joke about Texas. . . There is would have been "Que?!" ~OR~ Taaaacooo Caaaabbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaannnnaaaa

Comment from Maggie on 2006-01-30

2006-01-30T12:06:50Z

Who wrote this joke? Not someone who has ever been to New England. The young lady would have said "BBBUUURRRGGGAAAA KKKIIINNNGGG"

Comment from cw4(ret)billt on 2006-01-30

2006-01-30T11:29:02Z

They weren't in Kansas anymore, Toto. And if John had his way, it'd be AARRGGGGHHHHHH!BY'S...

Comment from AFSister on 2006-01-30

2006-01-30T07:22:32Z

Are you sure they weren't in Kansas at my favorite pirate restaurant? You know the one: ARRRRRRRRBY'S