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In light of the "What Children See" post below this one...

By The Armorer on January 21, 2006 | | Comments (13)

...this seems an appropriate time to run with this, thoughtfully provided by Randy K. some days ago...

So - what do *you* see? BTW - Cricket, Punctilious... you could actually *test* this one for us, eh?

Take a look at the picture. So, what do you see? Probably more than your caveman brain chooses to.

Perv!


Of course, I hid the explanation in the Flash Traffic/Extended Entry. I'm that kinda guy.

You saw a couple in an intimate pose, right? Interestingly, research has shown that young children cannot identify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memory associated with such a scenario.

What they WILL see, however, are the nine dolphins in the picture!

So, I guess we've already proven you're not a young innocent child.. . now... If it's hard for you to find the dolphins within 6 seconds, your mind is indeed corrupted and you probably need help, you sicko!

Ok, here's help.... look at the space between her right arm and her head, the tail is on her neck, follow it up. look at her left hip, follow the shaded part down, it's another one, and on his shoulder..... see them now?

I dunno about the research saying children *cannot* see it - but I'm willing to go along with won't process it that way. Cricket, Punctilious? You've got Child Labor Units/Spuds of a good age for this - care to do a little field research?

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By FbL on January 21, 2006 10:53 AM
Cool! Yup, I saw the people, then I read the extended entry and I found all the dolphins in under 3 seconds. Guess my mind isn't corrupted after all. So, where do I go to turn in my Denizenne card? ;)
 
By SangerM on January 21, 2006 10:57 AM
Welp, I guess I'm gone. I have a hard time seeing the dolphins even after identifying them (for more than a few seconds anyway). Showed it to my 12 year girl, her immediate reaction was eeww! said in that way that only a 12 year old girl can say it. So we know it must be the younger kids who can't see it. . . That said: If you like illusions, really really cool illusions, check out this website: www.grand-illusions.com You won't be dissapointed. Especially the dragon Illusion, which I printed (in color) cut out and assembled, and it sits in our kitchen, it still amazes me that it works. Similar to the Hollow Face illusions... Enjoy
 
By Neffi on January 21, 2006 11:25 AM
Dolphins, schmolphins... it's all just filthy smut! Smut, I tells ya! Gawd I love this place...
 
By Maggie on January 21, 2006 3:07 PM
John, You need to try to get your money back. There are no dolphins honey. Sorry.
 
By Edward on January 21, 2006 3:28 PM
I must have the mind of a small child (in a bottle on my desktop). I see 9.5 dolphins... The back half of a dolphin is visible at the lower right-hand side of what all you perverts see...
 
By Edward on January 21, 2006 3:29 PM
I must have the mind of a small child (in a bottle on my desktop). I see 9.5 dolphins... The back half of a dolphin is visible at the lower right-hand side of what all you perverts see...
 
By Amber on January 21, 2006 5:10 PM
I saw a church building in lower left area. Then what could be a white cross beside above it. Upon reading the note I did see the dolphins.
 
By J.M. Heinrichs on January 21, 2006 8:20 PM
Ha, you missed the baby dolphin swimming with its mother. Cheers JMH
 
By Were-Kitten on January 21, 2006 8:39 PM
I love my pervy adult friends....
 
By ry on January 21, 2006 10:16 PM
I found if you scroll up to the photo you see the dolphins much faster than if you scroll down. Seeing the human heads seems to throw you off and lead you to look for human forms. By going up from the bottom I saw the dolphins in the legs, while not seeing legs until I recognized torsos. And in 3 seconds(JEss timed me). I couldn't see any dolphins at all having scrolled down and after having read the extended entry. Reading another post and then scrolling up changed that. Odd.
 
By cw4(ret)billt on January 22, 2006 7:54 AM
They're not dolphins, they're porpoises. Ooop--my mistake--three *are* dolphins.
 
By jim b on January 22, 2006 1:42 PM
So what do you call that cleaner made from dolphin oil???? Oh yea, it's All Porpise Cleaner. And by the way I think that is a really neat reason to justify staring at the couple on the bottle. "Hey what you looking at?" Ahhhhh Dolphins of course ... what in the world did you see?" I think I will use that for every PG-17 image that I see from now on.
 
By baronger on January 23, 2006 12:34 AM
Thanks never could see the dolphins in that photo before you told me where to actually look. Of course now I just see a couple doing something nasty with 9 dolphins. I need to clean out my mind.