We're the Military and Airpower Guys of Jonah Goldberg of National Review Online + a stray we found wandering around looking lost. All original material JHD, BHD, JR, WT, and KA 2003-2010 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/i_like_flash_traffic.html Sat, 24 Mar 2012 15:56:35 Z Movable Type 4.12 en Copyright 2012 http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification ...it allows the young 'uns to browse on the surface and the adults to enjoy an adult chuckle. Saves space, too. *grinnn* You figure out which category this one belongs in... A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags and every once in a while, a $20 bill flops out of it onto the pavement. A policeman notices it and stops her...... http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/i_like_flash_traffic.html http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/i_like_flash_traffic.html Tue, 31 Jan 2006 11:35:52 -0600 Well, Chief, and even you, Sgt B., must admit that John Wayne Bobbitt (whatta name!) had it coming. She used a knife out of the kitchen drawer, which knives are famously dull. I imagine the scene: Lorena: Come to bed, Johnneee! J.W: Not right now, am busy sharpening these here dull knives! (thinks; damn' silly wimmin cain't keep their knives sharp) Lorena: John-neee! J.W.: Just a minute! (thinks: Dang! I almost had that one perfectly razor-sharp when she distracted me!) Lorena: Dammit John-nee! J.W.: Here I am Babe, kewl and manly! And see how I put a razor edge on this carving knife here! Lorena: Ewww, Gross! You smell like lard oil! J.W.: But, babe, you women don't take good care of yer tools and I was trying to hel... Lorena: Take THAT, insensitive Gringo! J.W.: Oww oww oww OWW OW ow ow... http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/i_like_flash_traffic.html#comment-39927 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/i_like_flash_traffic.html#comment-39927 Wed, 01 Feb 2006 02:05:34 -0600 I suppose adding "H/t to Lorena Bobbitt" would have been superfluous... http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/i_like_flash_traffic.html#comment-39922 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/i_like_flash_traffic.html#comment-39922 Tue, 31 Jan 2006 21:05:59 -0600 That was funny as helk! http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/i_like_flash_traffic.html#comment-39918 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/i_like_flash_traffic.html#comment-39918 Tue, 31 Jan 2006 18:47:21 -0600 HAHAHAHA..... I needed a good laugh today... http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/i_like_flash_traffic.html#comment-39906 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/i_like_flash_traffic.html#comment-39906 Tue, 31 Jan 2006 14:43:58 -0600 EEEWWWW http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/i_like_flash_traffic.html#comment-39905 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/i_like_flash_traffic.html#comment-39905 Tue, 31 Jan 2006 14:30:46 -0600 I was warned, wasn't I? Enough to be 17 fifteen year olds. I tell ya. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/i_like_flash_traffic.html#comment-39903 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/i_like_flash_traffic.html#comment-39903 Tue, 31 Jan 2006 12:10:00 -0600 We already know where I fall on this. As previously confessed, I am a girl who peeks. Second bag is a horrible waste. Tragic. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/i_like_flash_traffic.html#comment-39898 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/i_like_flash_traffic.html#comment-39898 Tue, 31 Jan 2006 11:44:56 -0600