*grinnn* You figure out which category this one belongs in...
A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags and every once in a while, a $20 bill flops out of it onto the pavement. A policeman notices it and stops her...
]]> "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.""Oh, dear!" says the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can still find them. Thank you, young man!"
"Well, now, not so fast, ma’am. How did you get all that money? Have you been robbing banks?"
"Oh, mercy, no!" says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard abuts the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes. Tsk! Right into my flower beds!"
"So,” she continued, “I go and stand behind the privet hedge with my hedge clipper and each time someone sticks his little ding-a-ling through the bushes, I say, ‘Twenty bucks or off it comes!’ "
"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "Good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well," says the little old lady, "not all of them pay up..."