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I *like* Flash traffic...

...it allows the young 'uns to browse on the surface and the adults to enjoy an adult chuckle. Saves space, too.

*grinnn* You figure out which category this one belongs in...

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags and every once in a while, a $20 bill flops out of it onto the pavement. A policeman notices it and stops her...

"Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."

"Oh, dear!" says the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can still find them. Thank you, young man!"

"Well, now, not so fast, ma’am. How did you get all that money? Have you been robbing banks?"

"Oh, mercy, no!" says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard abuts the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes. Tsk! Right into my flower beds!"

"So,” she continued, “I go and stand behind the privet hedge with my hedge clipper and each time someone sticks his little ding-a-ling through the bushes, I say, ‘Twenty bucks or off it comes!’ "

"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "Good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?"

"Well," says the little old lady, "not all of them pay up..."

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We already know where I fall on this. As previously confessed, I am a girl who peeks. Second bag is a horrible waste. Tragic.
 
I was warned, wasn't I? Enough to be 17 fifteen year olds. I tell ya.
   
HAHAHAHA..... I needed a good laugh today...
 
That was funny as helk!
 
I suppose adding "H/t to Lorena Bobbitt" would have been superfluous...
 
Well, Chief, and even you, Sgt B., must admit that John Wayne Bobbitt (whatta name!) had it coming. She used a knife out of the kitchen drawer, which knives are famously dull. I imagine the scene: Lorena: Come to bed, Johnneee! J.W: Not right now, am busy sharpening these here dull knives! (thinks; damn' silly wimmin cain't keep their knives sharp) Lorena: John-neee! J.W.: Just a minute! (thinks: Dang! I almost had that one perfectly razor-sharp when she distracted me!) Lorena: Dammit John-nee! J.W.: Here I am Babe, kewl and manly! And see how I put a razor edge on this carving knife here! Lorena: Ewww, Gross! You smell like lard oil! J.W.: But, babe, you women don't take good care of yer tools and I was trying to hel... Lorena: Take THAT, insensitive Gringo! J.W.: Oww oww oww OWW OW ow ow...