We're the Military and Airpower Guys of Jonah Goldberg of National Review Online + a stray we found wandering around looking lost. All original material JHD, BHD, JR, WT, and KA 2003-2007 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/alright_denizennes_listen_up.html Sun, 03 Aug 2008 17:12:17 Z Movable Type 4.12 en Copyright 2008 http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification Yer outta control! First - the Castle Staff use the Jungle Room as a Daycare center during the workdays. The kiddles just love the theme. But, ladies, after a long night of debauched behavior in there, clean up after yerselves, for pity's sake! Next - A Caption Contest! A loyal reader in College Station, Texas, sent me this picture after reading Bill's post on the subject. It's soooooooo horrible, so vile, so demeaning to womyn (and Ry, VERYNOTWORKSAFE!) that I had to put it *Behind The Curtain* in the Flash Traffic/Extended Entry. Hey, it's Saturday, our slowest day, we won't... http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/alright_denizennes_listen_up.html http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/alright_denizennes_listen_up.html Sat, 28 Jan 2006 10:16:04 -0600 *filling glass with water chaser* http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/alright_denizennes_listen_up.html#comment-39774 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/alright_denizennes_listen_up.html#comment-39774 Sun, 29 Jan 2006 23:32:59 -0600 SO WHAT'S YOUR POINT, BILL? JUST BECAUSE IT'S AFTER MIDNIGHT AND I'M STILL UP AND READING THIS DARN POST FROM YESTERDAY DOESN'T MEAN A THING. I SWEAR. NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT I'M TYPING THIS IN ALL CAPS. DOESN'T MEAN A THING. *takes valium... QUICKLY* http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/alright_denizennes_listen_up.html#comment-39773 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/alright_denizennes_listen_up.html#comment-39773 Sun, 29 Jan 2006 23:21:24 -0600 Now Bill... http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/alright_denizennes_listen_up.html#comment-39769 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/alright_denizennes_listen_up.html#comment-39769 Sun, 29 Jan 2006 19:52:24 -0600 I'd also like to point out that of the 14 (now 15, with this one) comments on this post, 8 (and now 9) of them are from wimmins. And 50% of *those* are from someone who's obviously stressed...]]> http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/alright_denizennes_listen_up.html#comment-39767 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/alright_denizennes_listen_up.html#comment-39767 Sun, 29 Jan 2006 19:02:19 -0600 I believe they actually said "Goodnight, shirt" http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/alright_denizennes_listen_up.html#comment-39751 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/alright_denizennes_listen_up.html#comment-39751 Sun, 29 Jan 2006 09:56:02 -0600 Good nightshirt. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/alright_denizennes_listen_up.html#comment-39748 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/alright_denizennes_listen_up.html#comment-39748 Sun, 29 Jan 2006 09:09:24 -0600 John, I'd also like to point out that of the 14 (now 15, with this one) comments on this post, 8 (and now 9) of them are from wimmins. Yeah. I'd say we like to hang out here. Especially with "thing"s hanging out around here like #82. *faints again* http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/alright_denizennes_listen_up.html#comment-39747 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/alright_denizennes_listen_up.html#comment-39747 Sun, 29 Jan 2006 09:06:02 -0600 WOOT! WOOT! Harvey's got my vote! mmmm... yeah. I like that rule. "Welcome to HustlerLand! Your tongue must be at least *this* long to ride any and all rides" *faints* http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/alright_denizennes_listen_up.html#comment-39746 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/alright_denizennes_listen_up.html#comment-39746 Sun, 29 Jan 2006 08:41:20 -0600 "Your tongue must be at least *this* long to ride this ride" http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/alright_denizennes_listen_up.html#comment-39744 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/alright_denizennes_listen_up.html#comment-39744 Sun, 29 Jan 2006 08:12:34 -0600 John, I think some body painting might be a good thing for the blogmeet. Have all the Denizens put their names in a hat, and the Denizennes who want to be painted pull their 'painter's' name out of the hat. Or the Denizennes show up already painted. Could make for an interesting Saturday afternoon..... http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/alright_denizennes_listen_up.html#comment-39737 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/alright_denizennes_listen_up.html#comment-39737 Sun, 29 Jan 2006 00:10:35 -0600 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! I just got to watch the video... OMG... That's HILARIOUS! *this one time... in band camp....* I was the recipient of some lovin' on my lower extremities one day, when our son suprised us and opened the door. He was about, oh, maybe 4 or 5. "Whatcha doin' to Mommy, Daddy?" To which I quickly replied "Daddy's just checking me out for poison ivy, honey." Luckily, he bought it and just said "Oh. That's really nice of you, Daddy"... and left. HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/alright_denizennes_listen_up.html#comment-39726 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/alright_denizennes_listen_up.html#comment-39726 Sat, 28 Jan 2006 19:31:25 -0600 After a night of wild revelry at the Firebase's Beer Garden, three lovelies find that they have been the recipients of much LGAM luuuuv!!! http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/alright_denizennes_listen_up.html#comment-39723 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/alright_denizennes_listen_up.html#comment-39723 Sat, 28 Jan 2006 19:14:07 -0600 there is a video? http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/alright_denizennes_listen_up.html#comment-39719 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/alright_denizennes_listen_up.html#comment-39719 Sat, 28 Jan 2006 16:49:59 -0600 Uhmmm... I noticed no one's mentioning the video... http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/alright_denizennes_listen_up.html#comment-39718 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/alright_denizennes_listen_up.html#comment-39718 Sat, 28 Jan 2006 16:27:54 -0600 um... the 'eyes' have it... i need to get out my paint brushes... http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/alright_denizennes_listen_up.html#comment-39717 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/alright_denizennes_listen_up.html#comment-39717 Sat, 28 Jan 2006 16:22:17 -0600 I think they're Horney Princesses, personally. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/alright_denizennes_listen_up.html#comment-39716 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/alright_denizennes_listen_up.html#comment-39716 Sat, 28 Jan 2006 16:17:32 -0600 Talk about eye popping! Are these 'Horny Toads' or Princess Frogs? I am so confused. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/alright_denizennes_listen_up.html#comment-39714 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/alright_denizennes_listen_up.html#comment-39714 Sat, 28 Jan 2006 13:34:09 -0600 Not quite the vision that was dancing in my head, as I contemplated my visit to College Station. May as well stay home in Joisey! http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/alright_denizennes_listen_up.html#comment-39712 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/alright_denizennes_listen_up.html#comment-39712 Sat, 28 Jan 2006 13:01:20 -0600 You do so "thing". Beth went on about it at length, with NO consideration for the Denizennes less fortunate. ;-) What you cannot do is spell. THBBBBTTT! http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/alright_denizennes_listen_up.html#comment-39711 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/alright_denizennes_listen_up.html#comment-39711 Sat, 28 Jan 2006 12:24:31 -0600 Dang it! I told Sanger *not* to give you that picture.... *sigh* http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/alright_denizennes_listen_up.html#comment-39710 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/alright_denizennes_listen_up.html#comment-39710 Sat, 28 Jan 2006 11:16:51 -0600 I don't know about any caption, but I can't help but notice where the frogs' tongues are going. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/alright_denizennes_listen_up.html#comment-39707 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2006/01/alright_denizennes_listen_up.html#comment-39707 Sat, 28 Jan 2006 10:28:19 -0600