Comments for Alright, Denizennes, Listen Up!

Alright, Denizennes, Listen Up!

2006-01-28T16:16:04Z

Yer outta control!

First - the Castle Staff use the Jungle Room as a Daycare center during the workdays. The kiddles just love the theme. But, ladies, after a long night of debauched behavior in there, clean up after yerselves, for pity's sake!

Next - A Caption Contest!

A loyal reader in College Station, Texas, sent me this picture after reading Bill's post on the subject.

It's soooooooo horrible, so vile, so demeaning to womyn (and Ry, VERYNOTWORKSAFE!) that I had to put it *Behind The Curtain* in the Flash Traffic/Extended Entry.

Hey, it's Saturday, our slowest day, we won't lose too many readers, since I don't thing[k] that many womyn spend time here anyway. So - apparently, some Denizennes went to College Station, and this is what happened.

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If you need more detail... click here.

I'll leave captioning up to you.

And when you are done here - go the The Right Place for their caption contest.

Comment from cw4(ret)billt on 2006-01-29

2006-01-30T05:32:59Z

*filling glass with water chaser*

Comment from AFSister on 2006-01-29

2006-01-30T05:21:24Z

SO WHAT'S YOUR POINT, BILL? JUST BECAUSE IT'S AFTER MIDNIGHT AND I'M STILL UP AND READING THIS DARN POST FROM YESTERDAY DOESN'T MEAN A THING. I SWEAR. NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT I'M TYPING THIS IN ALL CAPS. DOESN'T MEAN A THING. *takes valium... QUICKLY*

Comment from Punctilious on 2006-01-29

2006-01-30T01:52:24Z

Now Bill...

Comment from cw4(ret)billt on 2006-01-29

2006-01-30T01:02:19Z

I'd also like to point out that of the 14 (now 15, with this one) comments on this post, 8 (and now 9) of them are from wimmins. And 50% of *those* are from someone who's obviously stressed...

Comment from Punctilious on 2006-01-29

2006-01-29T15:56:02Z

I believe they actually said "Goodnight, shirt"

Comment from Cassandra on 2006-01-29

2006-01-29T15:09:24Z

Good nightshirt.

Comment from Were-Kitten on 2006-01-29

2006-01-29T15:06:02Z

John, I'd also like to point out that of the 14 (now 15, with this one) comments on this post, 8 (and now 9) of them are from wimmins. Yeah. I'd say we like to hang out here. Especially with "thing"s hanging out around here like #82. *faints again*

Comment from Were-Kitten on 2006-01-29

2006-01-29T14:41:20Z

WOOT! WOOT! Harvey's got my vote! mmmm... yeah. I like that rule. "Welcome to HustlerLand! Your tongue must be at least *this* long to ride any and all rides" *faints*

Comment from Harvey on 2006-01-29

2006-01-29T14:12:34Z

"Your tongue must be at least *this* long to ride this ride"

Comment from klkk on 2006-01-29

2006-01-29T06:10:35Z

John, I think some body painting might be a good thing for the blogmeet. Have all the Denizens put their names in a hat, and the Denizennes who want to be painted pull their 'painter's' name out of the hat. Or the Denizennes show up already painted. Could make for an interesting Saturday afternoon.....

Comment from Were-Kitten on 2006-01-28

2006-01-29T01:31:25Z

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! I just got to watch the video... OMG... That's HILARIOUS! *this one time... in band camp....* I was the recipient of some lovin' on my lower extremities one day, when our son suprised us and opened the door. He was about, oh, maybe 4 or 5. "Whatcha doin' to Mommy, Daddy?" To which I quickly replied "Daddy's just checking me out for poison ivy, honey." Luckily, he bought it and just said "Oh. That's really nice of you, Daddy"... and left. HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment from Sgt. B. on 2006-01-28

2006-01-29T01:14:07Z

After a night of wild revelry at the Firebase's Beer Garden, three lovelies find that they have been the recipients of much LGAM luuuuv!!!

Comment from swwbo on 2006-01-28

2006-01-28T22:49:59Z

there is a video?

Comment from Fuzzybear Lioness on 2006-01-28

2006-01-28T22:27:54Z

Uhmmm... I noticed no one's mentioning the video...

Comment from msg keith on 2006-01-28

2006-01-28T22:22:17Z

um... the 'eyes' have it... i need to get out my paint brushes...

Comment from John of Argghhh! on 2006-01-28

2006-01-28T22:17:32Z

I think they're Horney Princesses, personally.

Comment from Cricket on 2006-01-28

2006-01-28T19:34:09Z

Talk about eye popping! Are these 'Horny Toads' or Princess Frogs? I am so confused.

Comment from V29 on 2006-01-28

2006-01-28T19:01:20Z

Not quite the vision that was dancing in my head, as I contemplated my visit to College Station. May as well stay home in Joisey!

Comment from Bad Cat Robot on 2006-01-28

2006-01-28T18:24:31Z

You do so "thing". Beth went on about it at length, with NO consideration for the Denizennes less fortunate. ;-) What you cannot do is spell. THBBBBTTT!

Comment from AFSister on 2006-01-28

2006-01-28T17:16:51Z

Dang it! I told Sanger *not* to give you that picture.... *sigh*

Comment from beth on 2006-01-28

2006-01-28T16:28:19Z

I don't know about any caption, but I can't help but notice where the frogs' tongues are going.