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Alright, Denizennes, Listen Up!

By The Armorer on January 28, 2006 | | Comments (21)

Yer outta control!

First - the Castle Staff use the Jungle Room as a Daycare center during the workdays. The kiddles just love the theme. But, ladies, after a long night of debauched behavior in there, clean up after yerselves, for pity's sake!


Next - A Caption Contest!

A loyal reader in College Station, Texas, sent me this picture after reading Bill's post on the subject.

It's soooooooo horrible, so vile, so demeaning to womyn (and Ry, VERYNOTWORKSAFE!) that I had to put it *Behind The Curtain* in the Flash Traffic/Extended Entry.

Hey, it's Saturday, our slowest day, we won't lose too many readers, since I don't thing[k] that many womyn spend time here anyway. So - apparently, some Denizennes went to College Station, and this is what happened.

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I'll leave captioning up to you.

And when you are done here - go the The Right Place for their caption contest.

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By beth on January 28, 2006 10:28 AM
I don't know about any caption, but I can't help but notice where the frogs' tongues are going.
 
By AFSister on January 28, 2006 11:16 AM
Dang it! I told Sanger *not* to give you that picture.... *sigh*
 
By Bad Cat Robot on January 28, 2006 12:24 PM
You do so "thing". Beth went on about it at length, with NO consideration for the Denizennes less fortunate. ;-) What you cannot do is spell. THBBBBTTT!
 
By V29 on January 28, 2006 1:01 PM
Not quite the vision that was dancing in my head, as I contemplated my visit to College Station. May as well stay home in Joisey!
 
By Cricket on January 28, 2006 1:34 PM
Talk about eye popping! Are these 'Horny Toads' or Princess Frogs? I am so confused.
 
By John of Argghhh! on January 28, 2006 4:17 PM
I think they're Horney Princesses, personally.
 
By msg keith on January 28, 2006 4:22 PM
um... the 'eyes' have it... i need to get out my paint brushes...
 
By Fuzzybear Lioness on January 28, 2006 4:27 PM
Uhmmm... I noticed no one's mentioning the video...
 
By swwbo on January 28, 2006 4:49 PM
there is a video?
 
By Sgt. B. on January 28, 2006 7:14 PM
After a night of wild revelry at the Firebase's Beer Garden, three lovelies find that they have been the recipients of much LGAM luuuuv!!!
 
By Were-Kitten on January 28, 2006 7:31 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! I just got to watch the video... OMG... That's HILARIOUS! *this one time... in band camp....* I was the recipient of some lovin' on my lower extremities one day, when our son suprised us and opened the door. He was about, oh, maybe 4 or 5. "Whatcha doin' to Mommy, Daddy?" To which I quickly replied "Daddy's just checking me out for poison ivy, honey." Luckily, he bought it and just said "Oh. That's really nice of you, Daddy"... and left. HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
By klkk on January 29, 2006 12:10 AM
John, I think some body painting might be a good thing for the blogmeet. Have all the Denizens put their names in a hat, and the Denizennes who want to be painted pull their 'painter's' name out of the hat. Or the Denizennes show up already painted. Could make for an interesting Saturday afternoon.....
 
By Harvey on January 29, 2006 8:12 AM
"Your tongue must be at least *this* long to ride this ride"
 
By Were-Kitten on January 29, 2006 8:41 AM
WOOT! WOOT! Harvey's got my vote! mmmm... yeah. I like that rule. "Welcome to HustlerLand! Your tongue must be at least *this* long to ride any and all rides" *faints*
 
By Were-Kitten on January 29, 2006 9:06 AM
John, I'd also like to point out that of the 14 (now 15, with this one) comments on this post, 8 (and now 9) of them are from wimmins. Yeah. I'd say we like to hang out here. Especially with "thing"s hanging out around here like #82. *faints again*
 
By Cassandra on January 29, 2006 9:09 AM
Good nightshirt.
 
By Punctilious on January 29, 2006 9:56 AM
I believe they actually said "Goodnight, shirt"
 
By cw4(ret)billt on January 29, 2006 7:02 PM
I'd also like to point out that of the 14 (now 15, with this one) comments on this post, 8 (and now 9) of them are from wimmins. And 50% of *those* are from someone who's obviously stressed...
   
By AFSister on January 29, 2006 11:21 PM
SO WHAT'S YOUR POINT, BILL? JUST BECAUSE IT'S AFTER MIDNIGHT AND I'M STILL UP AND READING THIS DARN POST FROM YESTERDAY DOESN'T MEAN A THING. I SWEAR. NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT I'M TYPING THIS IN ALL CAPS. DOESN'T MEAN A THING. *takes valium... QUICKLY*
 
By cw4(ret)billt on January 29, 2006 11:32 PM
*filling glass with water chaser*
 
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