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Okay, Okay. Context *Isn't* Everything.

'Pears that accuracy in writing code is also right up there.

Grumpf. There's more to this bloggin' thing than meets the eye. Especially if what's supposed to meet the eye *doesn't*...

F'r instance, if you dropped in here and clicked away at the links and didn't see this bit of etchery

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or the foundry's marque

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it's because I bollixed the code. Looks like I'm a magnet a$$ for stupid bit more of a tyro than I'd thought. Anyway, John got it in one--what a surprise. I never thought he'd recognize them in sunlight. And, for your edification, here's the context

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and--ta-daaaah!--the verification.

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Soooo, how did the Water Battery's antiques wind up at Fort Lewis? Here's one theory:

Fort Lewis is in the state of Washington, the capitol of which is Olympia; Admiral Dewey's flagship was the cruiser Olympia. The night after the Battle of Manila Bay, some sailors from the Olympia were sitting around Emiliano's Cantina and one of 'em said, "You know, I'll bet we could score some points with the babes back in Olympia if we brought those two shiny carriage anchors back. I'll betcha it'll only take fifty of us to carry 'em back to the ship." So, the fifty sailors hefted the guns and were enroute back to the boat, but soon tired and decided they needed some additional porters. They left the guns and went in search of their other shipmates.

A Warrant Officer sauntered by, saw the guns, thought they'd look great on his lawn, tucked one under each arm and walked off.

As I said, it's a theory...

Heh.

Anyhow, botching the code kinda serves me right for throwing in pix of bowling ball launchers. Next time, I'll stick with the really *good* stuff, like

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the Cobra gunner's view of the bombardier's station after the bombardier's been watching the Cobra get closer--and then remembers *his* guns are dummies.

Ummmm--*that's* a theory, too...

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So, did/do the Cobra chin guns have zippers on their apertures, too, and were those zippers longer than the distance frome the zero mark to the 27" mark on a yardstick?
 
*And* opened the crew door in-flight! That was one scared bombardier! JTG - perhaps you can infer the answer from this...
 
Of course he opened the crew door--ever try to bail through that dinky little breeze-port? JTG - Here's a closer peek. Note the shocking dearth of zipperdom.
 
Hmm ... For a moment I thought that was the left turn signal ... Zipperdom??? Shouldn't it be "Zipperness"? Cheers
 
I prefer to think of it as 27" of zipper nirvana....
 
Or "Zipperocity"--I guess it would depend on whether you're remarking the absence of the noun or the presence of the adjective; e.g.: "Hey! There's no zipper on the turret!" vs. "Hey! The turret's zipperless!" *checking watch* That last one should draw a "*perk!* Zipperless?" shortly...
 
Hmmm... That's not really fair, Chief... After all, if the Cobra found that beauty in it's operational mode, it'd be at 30,000 ft., with about a hunnurd o' his buddies, as well as a couple o' Ponies itching for a fight... As for the cannons... Well, letting two cannons go wasn't anything... After all, the Navy had a whole dagnab Bay! *grin* Jus' sayin', y'know..?
 
I remember seeing those at Lewis. Thought they were pretty and not necessarily historic artifacts. Which just goes to show little ol' me that most bases are museums without the building. Just like the ancors at Fort Leonard Wood.
 
Yes..why are their anchors at fort leonard wood?
 
Kat - They're "gun carriage" anchors--they keep the carriages from rolling down the lawn in a stiff breeze. That's about all they're good for now, except as artifacts. Unless some four-star decides everybody on Ft. Lewis needs new belt buckles and fires up the try-pot. Sarge B. - Heh. I flew staggered left on this critter with an OH-6A in 1987, and it *wasn't* at 30k. No Little Friends around, either--'cept *me*.
 
Because the Fort lacks Zipness, it thus requires ancors their. Cheers
 
It appears that Cricket's Exterior Guard is making the rounds of the keyboards...
 
And the anchors at Leonard Wood are to keep the place from drifting into Kansas and bumping Riley into Leavenworth.
 
Hmmm. Given anti-clockwise rotation of low pressure systems, and the movement from west to east of said systems... and the relative location of said installations - I am moved to suggest more likely that FLW would bump FL into FR, rather than FR into FL, though I wouldn't mind the Cavalry Museum being a little closer than it is currently, and I think the Atomic Annie currently overlooking the highway by the FR airfield would look cool across the street on the LHS campus... and this is one public HS campus that would be happy to have something as politically incorrect a thing as a cannon, much less a cannon built for the sole purpose of launching nukes, on the grounds.
 
One might as well ask why there is an A-10, an old LAV, and a tank next to the anchors on FLW. One might ask, but the real answer is that the stuff just looks cool sitting on the corner there by the hospital, and it gives small kids and under-mature adults neat things to climb on . . . I was just there to keep my kid from falling off, ok!?!?
 
Hmmm. Considering the recent earthquake activity in the region, any tremblors in the meizoseismal area would be characterized by general ground warping and fissuring, resulting in FLW migrating in the direction of the upthrust plate, causing it to bump FR into FL and then shifting the whole shebang directly adjacent to the impact area at FS. Or not...
 
Heh...I was thinking this was about being prepared for the melting of the polar ice cap and the eventual re-inundation of the area by sea water, anchors providing a place for the only surviving military, the navy, a place to tie up and look for survivors. ;)
 
Zipperdumb??? *ducks and runs for cover*
 
Geez, Punc's been working out. She ducked-and-covered so fast, she outran the echo...
 
Did I start this? Which ended up having Gurl Cooties, etc.? Zippers *can* have non-sexual connotations, like keeping one's guns warm, and keeping trash and cold breezes out of the important parts, and so forth.