*This is a Castle Party Thread®. All are invited, but it *is* rated PG-17. If a buncha goofs being naughty (not nasty, naughty) offends you, just skip this post... normal stuff is all around and will continue on the morrow! But today we Par-tay!*
[N.B. This pic was 'posed to go up when Bill showed up in the comments... but since the weather kicked our ISP off-line, that didn't happen. Shame to waste the pic, though. The Denizenne's will like the loooong zipper.]
I don't know about you guys, but I've noticed a BillT sized hole in The Castle over the past couple weeks.
But never fear- he's almost here! Bill's coming back from France tonight, so let's throw him a huge welcome back party!
Now- the scene is set. We have kickin' music, decorations, and cute little grass skirts to wear (yes- I ordered the guy version of the skirts too). The rest is up to you crazies!
WOO HOO!!!
Bill's coming back!
*dons pretty little grass skirt and coconut bra... gets ready for party*
posted by Were-Kitten on June 4, 2005 8:25 AM
Damn...I am the first one here...
Am I overdressed?
Well, I guess I'll start setting up until everyone else gets here...
Great music pick Kitty...I thought I'd add THIS ONE to the mix too!
WELCOME HOME BILL!!!!!
posted by
ALa on June 4, 2005 8:34 AM
Kitty! I didn't see you over there... Can you help me with this damn foam?
posted by
ALa on June 4, 2005 8:37 AM
Bienvenue mon frere, Guillerme! Ze Scrupl's vill be hapie to zee you.
posted by Boquisucio on June 4, 2005 8:38 AM
*Floats in on BCR Labs Anti-Gravity Throne®*
Looking good, Ladies!
I'm sure Barb and Punct and crowd will handle getting the 'Rita-matic and chocolate/marshmallow dispensing machines set-up.
I saw SGT B practicing with the chocolate-thrower over at the Firebase.
posted by
John of Argghhh! on June 4, 2005 8:39 AM
*drags self from bed, blery eyed and looks at party over cup of black coffee*
Did someone say beer? *perk!*
posted by
BloodSpite on June 4, 2005 9:06 AM
Now that's what I call an abundantly copious Welcoming Committee!
Must be something in the moat water.
posted by Boquisucio on June 4, 2005 10:25 AM
ALa! Welcome to the frey..... You're not overdressed at all- looks perfect to me.
John-
Nice additions!
posted by Were-Kitten on June 4, 2005 10:38 AM
*puts on grass skirt over bikini, climbs into WK's chandelier (after pulling spare key from under the right bumper--thanks, Sis!), and curls up with favorite blanket for a nap.*
Wake me when the party starts...
posted by Fuzzybear Lioness on June 4, 2005 11:31 AM
Hey...I'm off to camp this evening. So sorry I'll be missing the party.
Just wanted to leave big smacking kiss for our bud Bill! *mmmmmuuuuuwwwwaaaaahhhhhh*
Welcome back.
I'm sure one of the ladies would pass that on for me tonight.
Cheers. Drink a Rita or two for me.
posted by
kat-missouri on June 4, 2005 11:34 AM
swish...swish... swish...
Boy, I really like the way this skirt moves with the motion of the ocean, don't you?
*nudges FbL...tells her to get up and get this party started*
posted by Were-Kitten on June 4, 2005 11:41 AM
[Tattered old mendicant shuffles in, wizened hand outstretched from filthy robes... "Alms! Alms! For the love of Allah- The Prophet will reward you!"
Looks around at balloons and streamers... gentle snoring makes him look up at chandelier and it's occupants- he gasps in shock and staggers back, mumbling under his breath about 'seductive houris' and fetches up against the Rita-Matic- quietly humming away in 'stand-by' mode- but he has inadvertently bumped the switch and the new turbo supercharger begins to wind up with an unearthly moan! "Djinn! djinn! he screams, his stick clacking furiously against the flagstones as he scuttles for the door (sparing a long look at the chandelier as he passes).
Quivering in fear and outrage, he turns at the door (stooping to get a better view of the chandelier) and shouts out a curse on the decadent infidels- the effect somewhat ruined by his squeaky falsetto voice- angles his head to again examine the chandelier- and then he is gone, leaving behind the odor of hashish and stale onions...]
In the gently swaying chandelier, WK sleepily nudges FbL... "Friend of yours...?"
posted by Iffen on June 4, 2005 1:32 PM
*Sets up fake Lioness tail with twitcher and trap attatchments outside door to serve as alarm if the medicant returns. Checks radio link to Firebase...yup, Sarge is on alert in case it catches anything.*
*Crawls back into chandelier to finish nap.*
*Closes eyes, pretending to sleep, then gives WK a swift kick. The snoring ceases.*
posted by Fuzzybear Lioness on June 4, 2005 2:01 PM
We'll pass the greeting along to Bill for you, and the 'Ritas will not go to waste ... *grin*
AFSis & John - Excellent job on setting up the party music and imagery !
posted by
Barb on June 4, 2005 2:19 PM
Um - That first note was to Kat (gotta learn to post quicker!).
posted by
Barb on June 4, 2005 2:23 PM
ooooooooooohhh... Lioness! Nice touch! We all wondered from whom the snoring came... heh
posted by Neffi on June 4, 2005 2:24 PM
I'll have the crew of the Sand Pebbles make ready to get underway. By the looks of this brewing party, they are going to be quite busy tonight at their SAR Stations.
posted by Boquisucio on June 4, 2005 2:32 PM
Ummm, just for the note (Hi Bill, BTW), on that site with the magic carpet ride (grouchmedia) is a collection of some of the finest videos I've seen, including one called Helo Thunder that has got to be one of the best Apache/Blackhawk/Kiowa/Chinook mixes I've _ever_ seen. Man that had me laughing like a loon... Check 'em out too.
posted by SangerM on June 4, 2005 2:42 PM
oops (didn't see the helo thunder link.. just got excited after cliking on the first link and getting lost in the whole mess of really great vids...
posted by SangerM on June 4, 2005 2:43 PM
Oh yeah, Sanger. Pitty that at the time, can't delve into them interesting vids. I'm bookmarking it for prompt review.
posted by Boquisucio on June 4, 2005 2:49 PM
HEY! I'm not snoring- just practicing my grrrrooowwl in my sleep.... I swear. *wink*
*waves tail at dyslexic Neffi from BCR Custom Chandelier....funnyman*
*stretches... flexes claws.... gives self bath in preparation for Big Night*
lick... lick.... lick.... * evil grin*
posted by Were-Kitten on June 4, 2005 3:17 PM
*not licking--doesn't need the practice and knows guys'll go for the rumpled-fur look*
*evil grin*
posted by Fuzzybear Lioness on June 4, 2005 4:59 PM
Maybe so, Lioness, but MAWK knows how much the guys enjoy a good licking....
*wink*
posted by Were-Kitten on June 4, 2005 5:50 PM
yoohoo! PG-17! time for your tranquilizers! Put 'em in a chocolate-covered marshmallow, just like you like it. Good boy!
Now, time to get out my metal-filament hula skirt! *dances off, hips swaying*
posted by bad cat robot on June 4, 2005 6:15 PM
Did someone see a Cat'Bot sashaying through here, hips swaying? I've got her Flex-Metal Bustier and I need someone to sign for it?
posted by Delivery Guy on June 4, 2005 6:29 PM
Hellooooo? Knock-knock! I have *the* most delish cake for delivery?
Is this outre' place Castle Argghhh!? Home of strong men (yum!) and the women who dominate (more yum!) them?
Is there a person named AFSis present? Dearie? I have your cake - the one that fits... a MAWK, whatever that is?
HellooooooOOOOOoooooo?
posted by Really Gay Cake Guy on June 4, 2005 6:34 PM
Oh Goodie!
My new cake has arrived! Good thing you ordered the Chocolate icing this time- I've got to give the PG17c a little taste to keep them otherwise occupied...
*grin*
posted by MAWK on June 4, 2005 6:41 PM
*sneaks up behind the cake for a taste of chocolate icing*
posted by Fuzzybear Lioness on June 4, 2005 6:45 PM
*looks around*
sure is quiet... No one to help me chose music for cake dancing....
Guess I'll just have to do my pole dance instead.
*grabs pole with both hands up above head...twirls around.... one leg wrapped around pole... gets tail caught up in high heels... fumbles to the ground cursing like a sailor*
drat... gotta work on my act.
posted by MAWK on June 4, 2005 7:03 PM
Oh frabjous day! Calloo, callay! Let's ply him with Irish Coffee while he's still befuddled by jet lag, I betcha that'll make 'im talk!
posted by Justthisguy on June 4, 2005 7:11 PM
...no no MAWK, that act was just dandy heh
posted by Neffi on June 4, 2005 7:12 PM
*take clipboard* *scriblescribble*
There you are. Oh goody, the latest hi-tech bustier! Man, those mini-hydraulics are expensive, but worth it!
posted by bad cat robot on June 4, 2005 7:18 PM
Yer welcome, ma'am. Need any help with the fitting? Mind if we take a pic for our catalog?
posted by Delivery Guy on June 4, 2005 7:25 PM
Of course Neffi would like his kittens clumsy and unccordinated... That way they can't run too fast! *Buh dah BUMP!*
*Snickers and runs off... very fast*
posted by Fuzzybear Lioness on June 4, 2005 7:26 PM
Oh... thanks Neffi! It's been a while since I've done any pole dancing around here, so I'm a little out of practice...
*puts Shivas Regal (Gypsy theme song) on CD player.... resumes pole dance*
(go ahead... i'll wait while you look up the song. You can find a clip here: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0000033ZA/ref=pd_sim_music_2/103-0105231-4327018?v=glance&s=music )
posted by MAWK on June 4, 2005 7:40 PM
Lots of energy in those Snickers, you know... but don't spend all yer time running, Lioness- save some energy for being caught *wink wink*
posted by Neffi on June 4, 2005 7:40 PM
*cues up "Lonely Little G-String" for next dance*
posted by MAWK on June 4, 2005 7:43 PM
*speeding past*
Haven't caught me even once yet, Neffi! *wink*
posted by Fuzzybear Lioness on June 4, 2005 7:44 PM
MAWK, my friend Andre Stoykan would just love to have you dance with him- he's a Pole, you know...heh
posted by Neffi on June 4, 2005 7:44 PM
When it cames to their essence, all men are "Poles," Neffi! *evil grin*
posted by Fuzzybear Lioness on June 4, 2005 7:45 PM
"Lonely Little G String" now has George Washington to keep her company...
and slow down, FbL- save the panting and sweating for later, eh?
posted by Neffi on June 4, 2005 7:47 PM
Tell Andre to bring his wallet the next time- that sort of dance will cost him ;-)
posted by MAWK on June 4, 2005 7:48 PM
Sorry Neffi, not into sports. 'Sides, this is a party, not a sporting match. [*wearing slightly confused expression*]
posted by Fuzzybear Lioness on June 4, 2005 7:49 PM
*strikes pose for Delivery Guy's new brochure"
Is this ok? Or should I bend a little? I'm very flexible, you know....
posted by MAWK on June 4, 2005 7:51 PM
Hah! Is cheeky dancer-girl, yes? I sit on wallet- girl can verk to get munny from it, yes? HO! Andre ver' gen-er-ous to certain girlz, know how earn munnies...
posted by Andre the Pole on June 4, 2005 7:51 PM
Andre! Behave yourself! These girls are all snow-white and virginal!
posted by Neffi on June 4, 2005 7:52 PM
Hah! My fren' Neffi, he not know from dese t'ings- kinda innocent heself, yes?
posted by Andre the Pole on June 4, 2005 7:53 PM
*Lightning strike just misses Neffi*
ROTFLMAO!!
posted by Fuzzybear Lioness on June 4, 2005 7:53 PM
*Remembers past issues related to ROTF and quickly jumps up, heading for the exit*
posted by Fuzzybear Lioness on June 4, 2005 7:55 PM
whew, these East Europeans... so coarse and wulgar er vulgar
posted by Neffi on June 4, 2005 7:55 PM
*Getting as far away from Neffi as possible, fearing another lightning strike*
posted by Fuzzybear Lioness on June 4, 2005 7:56 PM
mmmmmmmm come closer Lioness- don't fear the lightning... anyway, it's missing a supercharger on one side...
posted by Neffi on June 4, 2005 7:57 PM
Re: supercharger.... Just as I suspected... That sword collection IS compensating for something. *GRIN*
posted by Fuzzybear Lioness on June 4, 2005 7:59 PM
hmmmm gotta admit- those blades get 'oiled and polished' far more frequently than... um... whatever
posted by Neffi on June 4, 2005 8:03 PM
Predictable... Push him hard enough and he plays the "poor little me" card. Not falling for it this time, Buddy! ;)
posted by Fuzzybear Lioness on June 4, 2005 8:06 PM
...not 'falling on my sword'... even outta pity?! Yer so harsh, Lioness... hehehee
posted by Neffi on June 4, 2005 8:07 PM
Alms! Alms, for the love of Al... oh helk, wrong place... toodles
posted by Achmed on June 4, 2005 8:08 PM
*slides up to Andre*
Ah... yes... you want me to earn my munny tonight? Well, I do have this new move I'd like to try out.
Involves a Mich Ultra and cleavage... something about special order beer coasters...
*wink*
posted by MAWK on June 4, 2005 8:09 PM
Hi Neffi - Hi Lioness ... How's the party going? Hmmm -- nice outfit Lioness!
posted by
Barb on June 4, 2005 8:11 PM
hoho! Is smart capitalist-type wench girl! I haff feest-ful of zlotys for you, show me mooves!!
posted by Andre the Pole on June 4, 2005 8:11 PM
Ms. Kitten and Mr. Pole, here's a map to the jungle room. I' think you'll find it to your liking.
posted by FCC Observer on June 4, 2005 8:15 PM
Andre, remember what the nice man at the consulate said about abusing diplomatic privileges! MAWK, a fistful of zlotys is about 35 cents...
posted by Neffi on June 4, 2005 8:15 PM
Hi, Barb! :) Welcome to the party. It seems to be Beat Up Neffi Night. Pull a chair nest to the ring...
And fall on your own sword, Neffi! *dancing down the hallway and laughing to herself*
posted by Fuzzybear Lioness on June 4, 2005 8:18 PM
[*headed to her room to get together her silks for belly dancing later tonight*]
posted by Fuzzybear Lioness on June 4, 2005 8:19 PM
HEY! Vut you do, Neff- queer my peetch dis way?! Som fren', feh... but I like dis Jungle Room ting... I haff whole briefcase of vlotys for villink vench... zat is, I keep zem in my briefs heh
posted by Andre the Pole on June 4, 2005 8:20 PM
[*Grabs a glass, fills with Cosmopolitan, settles in to watch the fun*]
posted by
Barb on June 4, 2005 8:21 PM
Is this the right place?
posted by
tesco on June 4, 2005 8:22 PM
...
posted by
tesco on June 4, 2005 8:24 PM
Barb! [drops knee, gallant sweep of hat] Lioness has been flirting shamelessly with me, dunno what I'm gonna do with that girl. MAWK is using her feminine wiles and dancing talents to scam my Polish friend out of his hard-stolen munnies er money... I think we are the only two normal people here (and you could be jiving too) heh
posted by Neffi on June 4, 2005 8:25 PM
Greetings, Tesco! Ya prolly shoulda brought ALa for protection...
posted by
John of Argghhh! on June 4, 2005 8:25 PM
Neffi, dear - normal means Nothing here ;-) Would you like a cosmo, friend, or something stronger to drink ?
Hi Tesco and John!
posted by
Barb on June 4, 2005 8:31 PM
well, speak fer yerself, Barb- Dr. Lipschitz tells me I am perfectly normal... and he'll tell the Parole Board just that! So there...
posted by Neffi on June 4, 2005 8:35 PM
..at any rate, that's what he sez as he's slowly backing out of his office, pushing that big red button on the wall- curse these straps!!
posted by Neffi on June 4, 2005 8:40 PM
So, uh - how exactly did you escape the last time?
[*searches for closest chandelier to jump on*]
posted by
Barb on June 4, 2005 8:41 PM
...my friend and I made a tiger-suit from old, used cereal packets... no, wait- that's not it...
posted by Neffi on June 4, 2005 8:44 PM
...sigh... guess John aka Mr. 'Meaning of Life' isn't gonna jump in here...
posted by Neffi on June 4, 2005 8:52 PM
Neffi - I think you scared Tesco off completely *frowns*.
And where did the rest of the Ya-Ya's go?
posted by
Barb on June 4, 2005 8:55 PM
well,see- there's this scene wherein two inmates of a Bengali psychiatric institute have escaped in a tiger-suit, and end up stealing a British officer's leg... and, um... yes. So- how 'bout them Spurs, eh?
posted by Neffi the Threadkiller on June 4, 2005 8:55 PM
Hi, Barb and Neffi! Guess it's up to me to rescue the party. I'll be back...
posted by Fuzzybear Lioness on June 4, 2005 8:59 PM
Neffi, I don't believe you. The restraints these days are right high-tech, you'll just injure yer teeth trying to chew your way out. Ingratiating yerself with the Staff of the Institution would be a much better plan, I think.
Don't forget: As proud as Mr. Mitnick was of his l33t Hax0r skillz, he admitted that he did most of his best work with old-fashioned social engineering.
posted by Justthisguy on June 4, 2005 9:03 PM
How odd. Neffi references 'Meaning of Life' which is in the DVD player *right now*... but isn't on-screen.
Something about the tornado sirens that just went off. So we're watching the weather.
Gotta love wireless, though.
Whee! *This* is why we live in the Midwest!
Fun!
But we're not really in danger - the reeeely nasty storm is about 7 miles north of us,moving north.
posted by
John of Argghhh! on June 4, 2005 9:04 PM
Just dropped in to talk about the helo video. Huh - didn't know it could be so hard to fly a helo. I mean... helo pilots do it.
But then I started to read all the comments and realized that maybe I wasn't entirely on topic.
Some times it's hard to know quite what to make of this crew :-)
posted by
lex on June 4, 2005 9:06 PM
But, the squall line extends to the southwest, and most of the cells are in the collapse mode, meaning straight-line winds, vice tornadic. Given the ridge to our west, unless the cell collapses directly overhead, we're just gonna get rain and a kewl lightining storm. The people north and east of us however...
posted by
John of *Duck!* on June 4, 2005 9:06 PM
Social engineering is fine in it's own way, JTG- but when that fails, I follow the creed of the Corps, to wit-
"When you've gottem by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow" heh
posted by Neffi on June 4, 2005 9:07 PM
Lex - this *is* a party thread... but don't hesitate to attempt a hijack.
This crew is easily distracted! Especially if you wanna talk airplanes...
posted by
John of Argghhh! on June 4, 2005 9:08 PM
Jon, that's the front that came through here last night. Outpost Neffi was rockin and rollin... tornado warning in downtown Denver, and buckets of rain. Just now clearing up...
Lex, don't get discouraged- some reprobates around here insisit on twisting threads... the scum
posted by Neffi on June 4, 2005 9:10 PM
But, in the spirit of Neffi...
Breaks out Irish Baritone:
"Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great!
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate!"
posted by
John of Argghhh! on June 4, 2005 9:13 PM
"Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found."
posted by
John of Argghhh! on June 4, 2005 9:15 PM
The only part of the movie that is better than that and the mocking of Brit officers, is the follow-on to the Sperm Song, wherein the Prod's get their comeuppance!
posted by
John of Argghhh! on June 4, 2005 9:16 PM
um, Lancashire baritone if you please...
"You don't have to be a six-footer,
You don't have to have a great brain...
You don't have to have any clothes on-
You're a Catholic the moment Dad ****"
hmmm can't recall the rest ahem
posted by Neffi on June 4, 2005 9:17 PM
*Returns barefooted with little gold bells tied on one ankle, wearing red silk veil and bustier, black skirt layered of the most delicate, translucent silk, and red scarf with gold jingles tied at hip*
Come closer and listen.
posted by Fuzzybear Lioness on June 4, 2005 9:18 PM
Of course, with all this rain of late, the jungle in the yard is going to be helk to mow.
Speaking of helk - whereinthehelk is Cricket?
posted by
John of Argghhh! on June 4, 2005 9:18 PM
French ticklers! Black Mambos!
posted by Neffi on June 4, 2005 9:19 PM
*peeks in and scans the roof for someone she knows*
posted by
ALa on June 4, 2005 9:20 PM
Neffi - here ya go, dude.
posted by
John of Argghhh! on June 4, 2005 9:21 PM
*actually the room --unless you kids are in fact on the roof now...*
posted by
ALa on June 4, 2005 9:21 PM
oooooooooh Lioness- I cast myself prostrate- your tiny gold bells jingle as I wash your feet.......
posted by Neffi on June 4, 2005 9:22 PM
Hey, ALa! Tesco is hiding somewhere.
BTW - SWWBO is going to Philly this week.
Ya busy?
posted by
John of Argghhh! on June 4, 2005 9:22 PM
*stumbles outta jungle room...tries to walk straight line to rita-matic for drink... trips over Lex and John talking shop at bar*
oh- HEY BARB! Welcome to the par-tay!
posted by MAWK on June 4, 2005 9:24 PM
Dang! [sees arcing, sparking, random behavior from PG-17]
Uh, to get back to kinda being on-topic; does anyone know where Chief Bill and Spouse are, right now? I mean, has anyone looked up their flight number, and arrival time, and such-like data?
Inquiring minds want to titrate their BAC, so as still to have some of their wits about them when The Twitchman finally shows up, and we can say friendly/nasty things to and about him!
posted by Justthisguy on June 4, 2005 9:24 PM
Thanks for the lyrics John- I know 'em by heart. But my delicate sensibilities stopped me finishing the verse hehe
posted by Neffi on June 4, 2005 9:24 PM
MAWK- do you strip poor Andre of all his ill-gotten gain?? He owes me ten bucks for the intro...
posted by Neffi on June 4, 2005 9:26 PM
JTG - #100, dude!
posted by
John of Argghhh! on June 4, 2005 9:28 PM
sheesh- at last, a break from braggin' 'bout #82 heh
posted by Neffi on June 4, 2005 9:29 PM
Sorry, Neffi. No time for footwashing. Gottta dance...
Know what I mean?
posted by Fuzzybear Lioness on June 4, 2005 9:30 PM
[jingles pouch full of shekels] Dance, Lioness- dance!
posted by Neffi on June 4, 2005 9:31 PM
Neffi - funny, but it's *you*, and the Ya-yas, who bring up #82!
I rarely mention it, in comparison to youse guys!
posted by
John of Argghhh! on June 4, 2005 9:32 PM
Neffi-
Between you and Iffen, I think you might need to carry Andre home- or at least call a cab for him, but you'll have to pay for it because he's all outta quarters, Dude... *grin*
posted by MAWK on June 4, 2005 9:33 PM
[shudders] sorry that I bring up #82 for ya, Bud...
posted by Neffi on June 4, 2005 9:33 PM
...but I *guess* its a compliment, eh?
posted by Neffi on June 4, 2005 9:34 PM
*falls into big comfy chair... visions of something called #82 floating through my mind*
MMMMM! Great Black Raspberry 'Rita! *gulp* oh dear... at this rate I'll either be drunk or have a cold headache in just a few minutes!
posted by MAWK on June 4, 2005 9:35 PM
Trust me, Neffi - unless you're a Ya-ya, you don't bring #82 *up* at all...
posted by
John of Argghhh! on June 4, 2005 9:36 PM
hmm. Need to make sure this bustier is up to spec. Manual says: do Veil Dance to Saint-Saens' Bacchanal from Samson et Delila. Gotit.
Hey Delivery Guy, you got that camera ready?
*fires up music*
na-na-na-na-naaaa-naaa, na-na-na-na-naaa-naaa...
posted by bad cat robot on June 4, 2005 9:38 PM
ooooohhh... giff girl beeg drink. I can't feel my legs!!! Ahhhh... vish now to return Varsaw, pliss...
posted by Andre the Pole on June 4, 2005 9:38 PM
OK,...I'm here for the beer! Actually, welcome back!
posted by
TrekMedic251 on June 4, 2005 9:39 PM
*FLASH*FLASH*FLASH*FLASH*FLASH*FLASH*FLASH*FLASH*!
posted by
Delivery Guy on June 4, 2005 9:40 PM
Can't stay long,..but hello to Kitty, ALa, AB, tesco(?),..etc
posted by
TrekMedic251 on June 4, 2005 9:41 PM
Nice look, BCR! You'll have to let me know where you shop. I could use that in my act.
And FbL's belly dancing outfit too- you ladies are all decked out tonight!
Woot! Woot!
*looks around for St. Paulie Girl costume*
posted by MAWK on June 4, 2005 9:41 PM
Andre, you pig- where's my $10!!!
posted by Neffi on June 4, 2005 9:42 PM
Trek!
Welcome to the par-tay! BillT's coming back from Europe tonight, so we're having a little party. Let me get that beer for you....
Did you see the special beer coasters John ordered for the party? (go back and look at the original post if you missed it)
posted by Kitty on June 4, 2005 9:45 PM
*tucks final $10 tip from Andre in grass skirt*
swishes away... *bye Andre... have a nice flight home, baby*
posted by MAWK on June 4, 2005 9:47 PM
Hah! Zorry Neff- all munnies go down cleavage uf cheeky dancing girl... zee you next time, eh? Got more T-64s where doze came from, you betcha...
posted by Andre the Pole on June 4, 2005 9:47 PM
Ni-i-ice! :) You and ALa? Or FbL? ;)
BTW - Yuengling please
posted by
TrekMedic251 on June 4, 2005 9:48 PM
If you're having trouble seeing through the crowd...
posted by Fuzzybear Lioness on June 4, 2005 9:49 PM
sheesh- *thanks* MAWK... [adds Poles to list of surplus arms dealers to avoid in future]
posted by Neffi on June 4, 2005 9:50 PM
Hey MAWK-
Trek would prefer a Yuenling- got any in your cache?
posted by Kitty on June 4, 2005 9:50 PM
Hiya Trek - and any other lurkers!
This is the naughty, and fun side of the Castle. Normal, safe stuff will return tomorrow, or Monday, whenever.
posted by
John of Argghhh! on June 4, 2005 9:50 PM
Comin' up, Kitty!
*carefully placed Yuengling on "coaster" for delivery to Trek*
Here you go... enjoy!
posted by MAWK on June 4, 2005 9:52 PM
Whenever = when the hangover subsides? Hehehe...
Kitty, I actually have a case of McEwans Scotch Ale and a case of Sam Adams White
posted by
TrekMedic251 on June 4, 2005 9:52 PM
Now John- Barb and I already hashed out the 'normal' thing- and it don't compute.
Lioness- nice moves, sweetie... almost didn't see your tufted tail there
posted by Neffi on June 4, 2005 9:53 PM
Thanx MAWK
posted by
TrekMedic251 on June 4, 2005 9:56 PM
(reorients on FbL)
*FLASH*FLASH*FLASH*FLASH*FLASH*FLASH*FLASH*FLASH*!
posted by
Delivery Guy on June 4, 2005 9:56 PM
Woohoo! I need 12 more hits to reach 3000!
When I do it,..drinks will be on me!
posted by
TrekMedic251 on June 4, 2005 9:57 PM
Oh really? Sam Adams and McEwans? nice selection there, Trek.
*takes another sip of Black Raspberry 'Rita... realizes she just made a fool outta herself by trying to take a drink from an empty glass*
Drat.. where did that drink go? Surely I didn't drink it all.
*Stands up... stumbles over to 'rita matic for refill*
*giggle* I guess I did drink it all myself... *giggle*
posted by MAWK on June 4, 2005 9:58 PM
I just did my bit, Trek!
posted by
John of Argghhh! on June 4, 2005 9:59 PM
People go to Rita's,..People go to Rita's,....
Medics get free at Rita's,....
GIs should be free at Rita's,...
posted by
TrekMedic251 on June 4, 2005 10:00 PM
Only 10 more now, Trek!
*swats at wickedly large mosquito that somehow got into The Castle*
posted by MAWK on June 4, 2005 10:01 PM
Cool,..BTW - Phils are winning 4-3,..bottom of the 8th,..woo-hoo!
posted by
TrekMedic251 on June 4, 2005 10:05 PM
More beer! More music! More dancing! More stripping!
posted by
TrekMedic251 on June 4, 2005 10:07 PM
...my kinda Medic! Bring it on- cue belly-dancing music....
posted by Neffi on June 4, 2005 10:09 PM
posted by
TrekMedic251 on June 4, 2005 10:10 PM
So.... a priest, a rabbi, and a duck walk into this bar...
posted by Neffi on June 4, 2005 10:10 PM
Oh,..jeez
posted by
TrekMedic251 on June 4, 2005 10:11 PM
Hey,..I can't use my pointer in here??
posted by
TrekMedic251 on June 4, 2005 10:12 PM
*MyssiAnn wanders in places a pecan pie and a large pan of brownies on the table - hands John his own Pecan pie (A gift for the host, but no putting your fingers in the other one this time, it's for the guest of honor) Wanders back outside and returns with a case of ale from her local microbrewery, the Sophisticated Otter.*
Welcome Back, Bill! We missed you around here.
Now, who's got the chocolate sauce? My brownies are better with chocolate sauce!!
posted by MyssiAnn on June 4, 2005 10:13 PM
Kasabian's "Club Foot" anyone?
posted by
TrekMedic251 on June 4, 2005 10:13 PM
A lot of things are better with chocolate sauce,..just bring some towels
posted by
TrekMedic251 on June 4, 2005 10:14 PM
Man.... you guys are gonna wear me out...
*goes back to pole... cues up Nine Inch Nails "Closer" and begins dance*
posted by MAWK on June 4, 2005 10:15 PM
Neffi, here's your music.
posted by Fuzzybear Lioness on June 4, 2005 10:16 PM
Anyway,..Neffi,..I was reaching for some Iraqi dinars for you,....dance away, baby!
posted by
TrekMedic251 on June 4, 2005 10:16 PM
[backs away from empty pecan pie dish] It wash like dat when I got here [spitting crumbs] JTG ate it! I saw him...
posted by Neffi on June 4, 2005 10:16 PM
Lioness,..Whiskey Tango Foxtrot??
posted by
TrekMedic251 on June 4, 2005 10:17 PM
*grabs MyssiAnn from sidelines... pulls her up on stage for dance*
hey girl! Welcome! Thanks for the brownies
posted by MAWK on June 4, 2005 10:18 PM
WTF indeed, Trek- scatter yer dinars elsewhere, my friend... I dance only for special friends... heh
posted by Neffi on June 4, 2005 10:20 PM
Heh. That's a first - lightning hit, lost cable, but not power...
Lotsa rain.
No roaring freight trains, however.
At least not around here.
Oooo! More lightning! Lots and lots! I remember spending these nights under canvas or on the gun line, or following some lost company commander trying to get him to believe I *really* did know where we were... Silly tanker egos...
posted by
John of Argghhh! on June 4, 2005 10:20 PM
Rain? Oh,..no,...I'm melting!
(Medic's melt in the rain, BTW)
posted by
TrekMedic251 on June 4, 2005 10:22 PM
*quickly runs back to Philly to retrieve AB's Parka to cover up Trek so he stops melting*
phew... thank God I got back before the rain reached his... belt.
posted by Kitty on June 4, 2005 10:25 PM
Suck it up, Cannon-cocker... I shut down all my electronics for a while last night when that front came through here. It was a fabulous light show... and now it's all yours...
posted by Neffi on June 4, 2005 10:25 PM
Suck it up Cannon-Cocker?
*sounds like a job for SWWBO*
posted by Kitty on June 4, 2005 10:26 PM
Belt??? That NEVER melts,.....(think about it for a sec, Kitty)
posted by
TrekMedic251 on June 4, 2005 10:26 PM
Ha! We have UPS and surge protectors, and laptops... but, if we lose power, I'll just be playing solitaire or Korsun Pocket!
posted by
John of Argghhh! on June 4, 2005 10:27 PM
Ok,..gotta jet,...BTW - The castle has been blogrolled
posted by
TrekMedic251 on June 4, 2005 10:28 PM
L8R,..I;m off like a cheap prom dress,..or Neffi belly dancing outfit,.which ever comes first!
posted by
TrekMedic251 on June 4, 2005 10:28 PM
*giggle* trying to behave, Trek... LOL
posted by Kitty on June 4, 2005 10:29 PM
Heh. I guess I can take a hint. But please, Trek, no more images of the very male Neffi in a dress! Eeewwwwww!
posted by
John of Argghhh! on June 4, 2005 10:30 PM
Didn't like my music, Trek? *pout*
posted by Fuzzybear Lioness on June 4, 2005 10:30 PM
Neffi- we'll have to let Trek know your sexual orientation.....
*laughing like a wild banshee at the idea of Neffi in a belly dancing outfit*
posted by Kitty on June 4, 2005 10:31 PM
*Especially* one that exposes the belly and those sticklegs!
posted by
John of Argghhh! on June 4, 2005 10:32 PM
oh no!!! Look out John- blogrolled!! Call the cops and... um, wait- err, that's a good thing, right? Trek doesn't find you or the denizens completely dispicable... heh- that foreign beer will fog yer mind that way
posted by Neffi on June 4, 2005 10:32 PM
Playing solitaire, John? Surely you can find more cooperative pursuits...
posted by Fuzzybear Lioness on June 4, 2005 10:33 PM
Guys! Gals! Titrate! Regulate! Measure that dose of spirits! We have to maintain a reasonable simulation of sensibleness until Chief Bill either shows up here, or definitely doesn't!
Please try to act normal for a little longer while!
posted by Justthisguy on June 4, 2005 10:36 PM
Neffi-
Trek got here via ALa and This Dude From Philly... definately not afraid of a few Denizens... (still laughing at image of you belly dancing)
Of course, I *did* order those male grass skirts... and I haven't seen ANY of you put one on yet!
posted by Kitty on June 4, 2005 10:38 PM
"reasonable simulation of sensibleness?" What's that? What shouldn't we be ourselves today?
posted by Fuzzybear Lioness on June 4, 2005 10:38 PM
*thinking that if John was playing cards in the dark, it would be a game of 5-card stud- not solitaire*
posted by Kitty on June 4, 2005 10:41 PM
Kitty- the video is available... you'll get a great laugh, believe me!
Simply send $500 in US dollars or similar currency to my PayPal account and you can be the first on your block...
posted by Neffi on June 4, 2005 10:42 PM
dang PG17!
I tried to type in the other, more common name for 5-card stud, and got sensored..... jeez
posted by Kitty on June 4, 2005 10:44 PM
John playing by himself in the dark- that would be Kansas Hold-em heh
posted by Neffi on June 4, 2005 10:47 PM
FbL, just trying to pace m'self. Ya don't want to get too crazy, too soon, 'specially if the guest of honor hasn't arrived, yet.
posted by Justthisguy on June 4, 2005 10:47 PM
But that didn't stop you from scarfing Chief's pecan pie, JTG- shame on you heh
posted by Neffi on June 4, 2005 10:49 PM
DOH!
Neffi scores! lol..... Kansas Hold 'Em... *wiping tears from eyes*
posted by Kitty on June 4, 2005 10:50 PM
Dang, folks, as much as I'm against nasty abusive treatments and restraints for the mentally weird, maybe we could make an exception for Neffi? Nothing that would hurt his flyin' skills, you understand, we just need to help him get his mind right.
Therefore, we don't shoot the electricity through his head, we do it at, so to speak, one of those lower Chakras. The one that the boy is obviously doing his thinking with.
posted by Justthisguy on June 4, 2005 10:58 PM
And here I am, just back from a second viewing of Revenge of the Sith, and I am all pumped about that, now. Again. Great, great, great! Waited 30 years! Yesssssss
Hhhhhhh-Khhhhhh
Hhhhhhh-Khhhhhh
Obi-wan, there IS good in him....
But grand theme music fades into the background, as I crank up the Fantastic Four Trailer for the 200th time... You all can amble around the dungeon ifn' you want. I'm gonna daydream about someone producing a "Doctor Strange" movie that actually captures the eeiriness of it all...
But soon, ah soon, I will be able to die content: All the SW movies done; the LotR excellently done, and the Fantastic Four done well too... And it looks like the Narnia Books will be done well--now if anyone were to make Ender's Game, and make it work, well, that'd be worth hanging around for... OR maybe Little Big, or The Captain From Castille, Dahlgren, or better yet, Babel-17, or or maybe the Lensmen, or the Dragon Riders of Pern... Well crap, I guess there is too much to hope for to go off anytime soon...
But oh wasn't SW3 sweet. ahhhhhhh
Just Phoey.
posted by SangerM on June 4, 2005 10:59 PM
Sanger!
I bought, and read, the Fantastic Four kids movie-story book for my 7 yr old today... looks awesome. SW3 was wicked cool!
posted by Kitty on June 4, 2005 11:03 PM
ROTFLMAO at Sanger!!!
posted by Fuzzybear Lioness on June 4, 2005 11:04 PM
(Oops, not Sanger, JTG)
posted by Fuzzybear Lioness on June 4, 2005 11:05 PM
Thanks for your concern, JTG- I do appreciate it... but [just perhaps] Sanger's post might re-direct your electro-shock therapy to a truly needy recipient? hehe But Sanger- Episode 3 was that good, I agree...
posted by Neffi on June 4, 2005 11:05 PM
Howdy, gang - sorry I'm late.
Sanger - I'm with you on Ender's Game ... it would be way cool. And I thoroughly enjoyed SW3 - loose ends all tied up!
posted by
Barb on June 4, 2005 11:07 PM
JTG, speaking of the Guest of Honor, rumor has it he is in the building...
posted by Fuzzybear Lioness on June 4, 2005 11:08 PM
Looks like you guys got things rolling...
It started out as the trip from the Seventh Circle of Hades, but the folks I met bumped it up to somewhere around halfway downslope between the Fifth and Sixth.
Speaking of Fifths, try some of this cognac I brought back.
*thumps magnum of Brillet Premiere Cru on bar*
posted by cw4(ret)billt on June 4, 2005 11:10 PM
*takes Bill up on offer to sample Brillet Premiere Cru* sip... ahhhhh
* HUG *
Welcome back, Chief!
posted by Kitty on June 4, 2005 11:11 PM
And FbL displays her psychic skills... Palm-reading to commence in the Jungle Room.
Thank you, thank you! *bows to the cheering crowds*
posted by Fuzzybear Lioness on June 4, 2005 11:12 PM
[thumps empty bottle to bar] Not bad Chief; got another??
posted by Neffi on June 4, 2005 11:13 PM
Welcome back, Bill. We missed you. It was almost normal around here... ;)
posted by Fuzzybear Lioness on June 4, 2005 11:13 PM
Welcome back, Bill!
*Hug* ... *smack* - that's from Kat ;-)
posted by
Barb on June 4, 2005 11:14 PM
Neffi - You Hafta learn to share, dangit!
posted by
Barb on June 4, 2005 11:15 PM
Grill Bill!
Ok, me first! Didja get a look at the Tapestry? Did the Calvados mess you up? How did the Spouse handle all of it?
posted by Justthisguy on June 4, 2005 11:15 PM
Me?! Talk to Chief- he only brought the one bottle? harumph
posted by Neffi on June 4, 2005 11:16 PM
Nice party outfit, Neffi. Ummm--hope it's flame-retardant...you're getting awfully close to the chandelier.
*surreptitiously eases fire extinguisher from wall niche*
posted by cw4(ret)billt on June 4, 2005 11:18 PM
Just keep Neffi's breath away from flame and we should be okay.
posted by Fuzzybear Lioness on June 4, 2005 11:20 PM
Heh- welcome back, RW dude... we missed yer sparkling wit and devastating bon mots. In your absence, all Denizens (and Denizennes) swore to forsake alcohol, caffeine, nicotine, and any other forms of drugs. And we have stuck by it... until tonight
posted by Neffi on June 4, 2005 11:22 PM
Whaddya mean, "only one"?
*thump*
Let's all stand around and watch Neff try to keep from falling off the earth!
posted by cw4(ret)billt on June 4, 2005 11:23 PM
*Pops up out of 3 ft. tall chocolate cake made especially for BillT's Welcome Home party*
*takes BillT's outstretched hand... steps down from cake...kisses his cheek*
Welcome Home, Chief! You were missed!
posted by Were- Kitten on June 4, 2005 11:24 PM
Aw, let 'im burn (just a little bit, mild blistering, no 3d degree) before you put him out.
posted by Justthisguy on June 4, 2005 11:24 PM
Howdy Bill.... Glad you made it back from Franconia, et al. Dja have good time?
And yeah Fuzzy, I wasn't all that funny... :-]
And Kitty, I read ALL of the first 200 or so of the FF originals! Was a fan from issue #1, my favorite forever. I learned to read, reading Marvel comics, and the FF was as dear to me as any fantasy friend ever could be. I always especially identified with Ben Grimm... Don't know why, but he was Da Man....
But Now Bill is Da' Man. glad your back!
posted by SangerM on June 4, 2005 11:25 PM
Hey now- I remember my high school geography... you can't fall off if you stay away from the edge! Hah- sorry, rotor-boy!
posted by Neffi on June 4, 2005 11:26 PM
*Adds some Brillet Premier Cru to a glass and sips*
Mmmm - Thanks for sharing , Bill.
posted by
Barb on June 4, 2005 11:27 PM
Neffi, here's something for your dancing practice.
posted by Fuzzybear Lioness on June 4, 2005 11:28 PM
Ooog. Right now, I gotta figure out a cure for jet lag plus a 2500km jaunt around the south of France with somebody who can't read a map...
"How far are we from Angouleme?"
"Angle-what?"
"A-n-g-o-u-l-e-m-e."
*tosses 1:250,000 map in back of car and peers at 1:1,000,000 map* "About an inch."
posted by cw4(ret)billt on June 4, 2005 11:29 PM
Well, that answers one of JTG's questions *grin*!
Didn't the rental car have one of those navigation systems?
posted by
Barb on June 4, 2005 11:31 PM
That's funny Bill, but I think I'm married to that person (or used to be anyway, before she got tired of me berating her crappy map reading skills...)
one over a million, yeah, that's useful...
Bwhahahahahah
posted by SangerM on June 4, 2005 11:31 PM
Poor Chief...
posted by Fuzzybear Lioness on June 4, 2005 11:32 PM
Thanks Lioness, but... um I wrote that pamphlet...
posted by Neffi on June 4, 2005 11:34 PM
*giggle*
Just remember, Bill.. we're laughing WITH you, not AT you....
posted by Were- Kitten on June 4, 2005 11:34 PM
And one more Neffi-related comment. For those who were surprised by Neffi's dancing... I think the sword collection should have been our first clue.
posted by Fuzzybear Lioness on June 4, 2005 11:36 PM
As I mentioned above, the Chief is prolly messed up with jet lag, and now's our chance! Let's shamelessly go after him!
I speak as one who has been rendered quite shameless by the products of the Busch and Bacardi families.
posted by Justthisguy on June 4, 2005 11:36 PM
So Chief- driving through and around France... did it give you a new appreciation for traffic patterns in the US of A? heh [been there]
posted by Neffi on June 4, 2005 11:38 PM
*reading fbl's male belly-dancing link*
"While women primarily dance on the balls of their feet or up on toes, men only occasionally dance on the balls..."
Huh? Geez--I have been gone too long. This place is turning into Greenwich Village.
"...of their feet..."
posted by cw4(ret)billt on June 4, 2005 11:39 PM
FbL - That link explains a LOT!
posted by
Barb on June 4, 2005 11:39 PM
BWahahahahahah!!!!
ROTFLMAO!!!
posted by Fuzzybear Lioness on June 4, 2005 11:41 PM
Mousbah Baalbaki is a LOT better looking than Elaine (check out the gallery on that link of Fuzzy's). No wonder he's atrracted an audience.
posted by SangerM on June 4, 2005 11:41 PM
Oh sure- and now you've got a pic of me- thanks a lot, Lioness... ;)
"Smile with a facial expression that communicates high spirits, confidence, and joy in manhood, occasionally changing to a fierce look when showing power directly. Keep chin up enough to look proud but not aloof or detached (keep rapport with audience)."
Yeah, that's Neffi in his purest form....
posted by Neffi on June 4, 2005 11:42 PM
Heh- see what you've been missing, Chief?
ROTFwFbL hehe
posted by Neffi on June 4, 2005 11:45 PM
Hmmm. Why's the ceiling gone vertical? Do me a favor guys--don't step on my hands too hard when you hit the dance floor, okay?
*crawls over to base of couch to assume the usual rack-out-on-the-floor position*
posted by cw4(ret)billt on June 4, 2005 11:48 PM
aw... lookie... he's so cute when his mouth hangs open and drool slips out....
*covers Bill with soft blankie*
'Night, Bill... sweet, peaceful, restorative sleep.
posted by Were- Kitten on June 4, 2005 11:51 PM
Hey, I had a country/contra-dancing instructor tell me that I needed to get down off my toes. One of the many clues which led me to think I'm an autie. Which also decided me that Democracy is Bad, seeing that I'm in a tiny, bullied minority.
Ok, Rant Off,
Welcome Home, Chief Bill, we missed you while you were gone, and you better, if you know what's good fer ya, post the entire contents of all of those TINS stories you so teasingly hinted about, before you left.
posted by Justthisguy on June 4, 2005 11:52 PM
Try the couch itself, Chief. Prolly more comfortable.
*Grabs blanket from WK's chandelier, shoos everyone of the counch, covers Chief with blank and gives him a kiss on the cheek.
Nighty-night, Chief.
posted by Fuzzybear Lioness on June 4, 2005 11:52 PM
um... most ceilings are vertical Chief. Go on and rack out- I'm off myself, the storm front has passed through and I intend to commit aviation in the early AM (inshallah). Welcome back, eh?
posted by Neffi on June 4, 2005 11:52 PM
*quiet snoring from shadows at base of couch, punctuated by subaudible mumbles sounding like, "well, at least hold the map where i can see it--not on the windshield!"...*
posted by cw4(ret)billt on June 4, 2005 11:57 PM
Sleep well, Bill - pleasant dreams...
posted by
Barb on June 4, 2005 11:58 PM
What FbL and Barb said. Fall over and sleep like a rock, or stay up like a jet-lagged zombie!
Don't matter! Git some rest, waking or sleeping!
posted by Justthisguy on June 5, 2005 12:33 AM
Sorry to be away from the Grand Hall. I had to keel haul a bo'swain for fraternising too much with the Moat Monster last night. Can't tolerate that type of behavior at the Sand Pebbles, and compromise the integrity of our SAR Mission. Knowing how Neff loves to backblast, there could have been denizens raining into the Moat at any time.
HEY CHIEF - Angoulęme??? The thought of Cognac Country makes me happy. Must have made it to Poitiers and Chartres on the 5th and-a-half Circle then. Welcome Back.
posted by Boquisucio on June 5, 2005 9:49 AM
Oh, and how rude of me! AFSis, Thanks for the Bash. You surely outdid yourself.
posted by Boquisucio on June 5, 2005 10:17 AM
*yawn* Quick drive-by--Great party, guys! Thanks for the break from reality (Red Alerts at Philly, among others)...
Got gun pr0n from D-Day beaches and Pointe du Hoc, castle pr0n from la Rochepot (closeups of murder holes, etc.) and an AAR on the road trip from Hades. Heh. And a pic of the Were-Kitten from Normandy. More after KtLW zonks tonight...
posted by cw4(ret)billt on June 5, 2005 10:31 AM
Welcome Back to the Land of Non French Fries, less rain, less noses and cheaper bourbon, Bill!
Off topic-> Mr John did you get the Prarie Grove Link I sent to ya? I Finally got all the pics up in the links and thought you'd enjoy it (no link requested. Just figured you'd get a kick out of it)
Ok I have to go feed the 6 month old now. She's hungry, bossy and like her mother cute. Later all!
posted by
BloodSpite on June 5, 2005 10:36 AM
Morning all! Chief, hope you got some zzzzs... and after a week of wet and violent weather- finally! Airborne! Long's Peak with fresh snow...
posted by Neffi on June 5, 2005 11:34 AM
Whilst patroling the Moat, I saw this car barreling down the rampart's gate, yesterday afternoon. It was Neff all a gaga about about the Chief's Welcome Home Bash. Guess he was bringing in a part of the RitaMatic Sub Assembly to the Bash. 'Ere's the evidence.
posted by Boquisucio on June 5, 2005 11:45 AM
Heh. Man, ya miss a lot when the cable goes out for 14 hours...
Welcome back, Bill!
Kansas Hold 'Em... heh.
posted by
John of Argghhh! on June 5, 2005 12:29 PM
Hey Chief - Just to let you know, that if you find Scrup'l HORK all over the Subasement floor, it's because someone was feeding them Calcium Resinate during your absence.
posted by Boquisucio on June 5, 2005 12:29 PM
Ah, its the morning after return trip to the 5th-and-a-half Circle of Hades, and at the Tuttle's there's only one good use for all those left over Euro Notes.
posted by Boquisucio on June 5, 2005 12:50 PM
...so the Denizennes think about the Johnson, whilst I admire the Thompson... heh
posted by Neffi on June 5, 2005 2:33 PM
Thanks for the photo, John. ;)
More than old enough to be my father... But such a handsome man. And a pilot! *happy sigh*
posted by Fuzzybear Lioness on June 5, 2005 6:31 PM
Feh. Pilot. Bah!
posted by
John of Argghhh! on June 5, 2005 6:32 PM
'Off we go, into the Wild Blue Yonder...' heh contain yerself, Cannoneer
posted by Neffi on June 5, 2005 7:03 PM
I'm sensing some jealousy in the air, but I can't quite place it...
posted by Fuzzybear Lioness on June 5, 2005 7:15 PM
No, FbL - you're conflating jealousy with envy.
posted by
John of Argghhh! on June 5, 2005 7:33 PM
The scruples didn't hork because of what they were fed, they lost it because of what they saw.
Now we have another cook, I am glad to leave the desserts to her and will happily offer the following appetizers:
Cheese fondue with steamed vegetables and crusty bread.
Sopes with salsa and goat cheese.
Sausage stuffed mushroom caps, and watch the Chambord. It is getting a tad expensive for the margaritas, unless someone wants to go blackberry
picking on the Castle grounds with me.
Entree: In honor of the Chief and His Lady's return we offer these choices:
Filet mignon wrapped with bacon and mushroom gravy
Garlic smashed potatoes
grilled zucchini.
Lemongrass shrimp kebobs with baby bok choy and
fried rice.
Sorry it isn't more, but I have been working up menus and practicing for Father's Day and so far those are the approved choices.
Fresh pineapple to cleanse the palate
Desserts are: Black raspberry and chocolate chip,
Mint chocolate chip. Fudge sauce to go with the brownies.
Welcome back Chief. You were missed.
posted by Cricket on June 5, 2005 9:00 PM
Hey Cricket, that menú makes me hunggy.
posted by Boquisucio on June 5, 2005 9:35 PM
hehe..... there's definately some jealousy in the air....
*grin*
but we love the Big Gun too, John!
posted by AFSister on June 5, 2005 9:55 PM
Envy, dammit! Envy!
posted by
John of Argghhh! on June 5, 2005 10:48 PM
I had no idea Zipper Envy was such a problem around here....
posted by AFSister on June 5, 2005 11:05 PM
"No, FbL - you're conflating jealousy with envy."
en'vy: A feeling of discontent and resentment aroused by and in conjunction with desire for the possessions or qualities of another.
What possessions or qualities of a pilot like Bill could John possibly envy? I mean, it's not like Bill has his own helo... Hmmm... So is it the personal possessions (equipment) or the personal qualities that are envied? You sure you want to stand by your claim, John?
On the other hand, in context of my original comment I find the following much more believeable (though a completely unecessary concern on John's part)... ;)
jeal'ous: Fearful or wary of being supplanted; apprehensive of losing affection or position.
But no need to worry, John (see AFSister's "Big Gun" statement above). :)
posted by Fuzzybear Lioness on June 6, 2005 3:09 AM
Heh. I loves 'em both, gollum!
I now have no idea where to go from there, so I will quit while I am ahead.
posted by Cricket on June 6, 2005 6:50 AM
Now that I am back, I have a question for da Chief:
Was yer trip a package deal?
And to clarify: The scruples didn't hork because of the lovliness of the Bodacious Ya Yas, it was something about Neffi in a dance costume...
posted by Cricket on June 6, 2005 8:33 AM
Wow! I know I was going to be late to this...actually, I drank so much on Friday that I didn't wake up until now.
AFsis, Way to get a party started, girl!
*2 thumbs up*
Chief, it's great to have you back. We missed you while you were away. I have a question, according to that map, how far away are you from my house?
I'd say about 1/2 and inch, ya think? *heh heh*
*welcome back hugs*
posted by
Desult on June 6, 2005 10:09 AM
...actually, Cricket- they got into my onion relish (old family recipe) and scarfed the lot- hah! The relish was a big hit- I made two batches, one hot and one cold and both were liberally slathered on hissing, popping, golden-brown brats (with locally-baked rye brat rolls from Schmidt's Deli) The chef (moi) was lucky to get one, they went so fast. Your relish recipe is now part of my permanent repertoire... ta very much!
posted by Neffi on June 6, 2005 10:25 AM
Yer welcome. I think I will go with brats and onion relish for Father's Day, along with German potato salad and a veggie platter. We have had the fancy stuff and he liked it well enough, but he 'is' a Dutchman at heart. Homemade white peach ice cream over blondies or pecan pie will finish off the menu.
I made chile verde over the weekend. I did four pounds of pork loin (I dislike the butt...TOO fatty)and made the salsa verde from scratch. It is gone. The kids gnoshed on it all weekend long. I am not a lazy person, but what can you say when you walk in and the children are eating leftovers for brekkies in spite of being offered homemade waffles and Canadian bacon, fresh oranges and pineapple?
We had that for lunch.
Sigh.
At least they get a balanced diet. AND I get a clean kitchen. They help me with KP.
posted by Cricket on June 6, 2005 11:16 AM
Cricket - Yer killin' me. You know its lunchtime here at Zulu -5
posted by Boquisucio on June 6, 2005 11:31 AM
Bill...so sorry I missed the party. It looks like it was fantastic. I had a great time camping. the storm missed us mostly. Just had a little rain in the AM on Sunday. It's such a pain when there are so many fun things to do at the same time and you have to choose.
I see you got your kiss. Thanks ladies for taking care of that for me.
posted by
kat-missouri on June 6, 2005 6:54 PM
Kat-the Official Castle Philosophy® states clearly: When one has to choose between real life and cyber-life... go with Real!
posted by
John of Argghhh! on June 6, 2005 6:57 PM
Our pleasure, Kat :-)
John's right ... There will be other Comment parties, real life was the right choice.
*sigh* A blogmeet would be so kewl with you all, though ...
posted by
Barb on June 6, 2005 7:09 PM
Well... that *is* real life...
We kinda need to figure out who has the most travel flexibility and who doesn't...
And who doesn't, wins! Or loses... whatever.
posted by
John of Argghhh! on June 6, 2005 7:13 PM
Of course, one advantage of the flyover is that it's central... cheaper for more people...
The Northwest... Purty!
The East... lotsa history!
The Rest... ah, who cares! (preparing to duck)
posted by
John of Argghhh! on June 6, 2005 7:15 PM
We kinda need to figure out who has the most travel flexibility and who doesn't...
No travel flexibility here. Helk, I'm not even employed at the moment, haha! Then again, that may not be a bad thing... Too many of you know too many of my secrets for me to meet you face-to-face. *grin, blush*
posted by Fuzzybear Lioness on June 6, 2005 7:21 PM
That settles it then! Party at FbL's!
posted by
John of Argghhh! on June 6, 2005 7:25 PM
Ar-i-zona...! Where the Wind Comes Sweeping Down the... no wait- that's not right...
posted by Neffi on June 6, 2005 7:35 PM
...and just think how many secrets you'll have left after a swarm o' Denizens descends on your swank digs for an extended weekend, Lioness! Poking through the medicine cabinet, examining yer lingerie drawer, 'accidently' scanning and posting your diary... pack o' scrup'ls baying at the neighbors- fridge and liquor cabinet picked clean to a glossy finish! Why, you must be ecstatic at the very thought... heh
posted by Neffi on June 6, 2005 7:40 PM
FbL -- You should take a road trip to the PNW, chickie ;-) I have a BIG house!
I wouldn't mind visiting Flyover territory, either.
*grin*
posted by
Barb on June 6, 2005 7:55 PM
Party at FbL's???
Hey Neff, will you be bringing the RitaMatic® Sub Assembly??? I'm there!!!
BTW Neff, don't tell me that you are also bursting into ShowTunes. Me smells a dangerous epidemic abrewing.
posted by Boquisucio on June 6, 2005 8:37 PM
Nevermind. I revoke the implied invitation!! *going to need some meditation time to calm down after contemplating the scenario Neffi describes*
posted by Fuzzybear Lioness on June 6, 2005 8:41 PM
MUA-HA-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! The Castle is like the Hotel California - you can check out any time you like - but we will still show up!
posted by
John of Argghhh! on June 6, 2005 8:43 PM
Boq, me lad- those silly punks don't know from a Rita-Matic (though the mounted bottle dispensers are a nice touch...)
aaaaah showtunes... I do like the musicals of the 50s and early 60s- such a time of extravagant productions and magnificent set-work... Rogers and Hammerstein , eh? heh My Grandpa told me about them...
posted by Neffi on June 6, 2005 8:45 PM
hmmmmmmm an 'implied invitation' eh??? Good enuff- ROAD TRIP!
ahem [clears throat]- Lioness, the Castle records need updating... please post yer address- completely confidential, ya know
posted by Neffi on June 6, 2005 9:04 PM
Well Neff, at least you have to give 'em youngin's a pretty little star for their 9th Grade Engineering effort.
posted by Boquisucio on June 6, 2005 9:05 PM
Passes my test, Boq- simple, cheap, and it works...
posted by Neffi on June 6, 2005 9:09 PM
John - that's a good 'un... you should Trademark it quick!
That RitaMatic kinda misses the 'matic' part - but it qualifies under Neffi's test.
posted by
Barb on June 6, 2005 9:13 PM
Neffi, you fixated on the words "implied invitation and missed the word "revoke!"
posted by Fuzzybear Lioness on June 6, 2005 9:16 PM
...what John said, Lioness... heh heh
posted by Neffi on June 6, 2005 9:19 PM
'sides, Darlin'- just think of the life-time of memories you could accumulate in just one weekend...
[Legal Disclaimer- actual or perceived psychological damages are not covered by Mendicant Insurance Inc]
posted by Neffi on June 6, 2005 9:26 PM
All right you malingerers. Me and the rest of the clean up crew gotta get started. Oh man, do you know how hard it is to get crusted choco pudding off of gold plated chains without ruining the finish? Man, the chandlier is closed 'til we get that off. Buncha savages(mandatory Clerks reference). Shoo.
posted by ry on June 6, 2005 9:39 PM
Plated? PLATED? What, you think we're a restaurant here?
Ain't nothing here plated, except firearms, and then because of spec!
posted by
John of Argghhh! on June 6, 2005 9:45 PM
Good one, Ry! Insult the host... ;)
posted by Fuzzybear Lioness on June 6, 2005 9:56 PM
I love Road Trips. When do we leave? I have coloring books for Bill and the scruples, as well as games and puzzles for Neffi and the bedoodlewhoopies.
Getting the Castle packed up for a Road Trip Party...what an undertaking. I have this vision of the Muppets in London on a double decker bus.
posted by Cricket on June 7, 2005 8:13 AM
Scruffy the Scrup'l sez:
"Whoo-Hoo!"
"We're goin' on a car Ride!
We're goin' on a car Ride!
We're goin' on a car Ride!"
posted by Boquisucio on June 7, 2005 10:32 AM
What an adorable picture, Boquisucio!
posted by Fuzzybear Lioness on June 7, 2005 11:05 AM
Yeah Scruffy is lookin´ forward to baying at your neigbor's cats. Though we better pack in alot of dramamine. Scrupl's get car sick very easily, you know.
posted by Boquisucio on June 7, 2005 11:31 AM
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