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TINS!* Why I Hate Wires...

Before I get to the usual self-flagellation, I owe this one to frequent visitor, frequent comment-party participant and blogger-in-her-own-right, AFSister. She's in mommy-mode today and has done a nice piece on Castle Afghanisandbox Correspondent MSG Keith's Read to Your Kids program over at Blonde Sagacity. Even included Keith Khan's deployed address. Drop him a line--from a been-there-done-that perspective, a real letter beats an e-gram all hollow when you're far from home. And he can't always get to a 'puter.

Back to the scary stuff.

There is a small photograph on the wall in front of my desk, showing a hand holding two pieces of 5/8-inch, 7-strand steel support cable. One piece of cable looks like it had been cut with a hacksaw, the other looks like an explosion in a spaghetti factory. The caption reads, “Tuttle’s Incontrovertible Proof of the Existence of God” and therein, as Shakespeare said, lies a tale...specifically, the one that relates to my becoming one of the handful of (prior to 1993) helicopter pilots to have hit wires in flight and lived.

I’ll give you some deep background first. I belong to a National Guard Attack Battalion, then-equipped with the usual OH-6A’s and UH-1M’s -- the “olden days” when the Comanche was still the LHX (and still alive) and Crew Coordination meant the copilot could successfully walk and chew gum 70% of the time. We had deployed to our Annual Training (AT) site a week earlier with a mixed bag of high-timers (3000+ hours) and recent IERW grads (newly-transitioned into the “Loach” or the Mike-model). As Senior Scout, Instructor Pilot, Instrument Flight Examiner and Keeper of the Combat Acetate and Indelible Markers, I wasn’t anticipating a lot of time inspecting my eyelids for pinholes.

Oh, I almost forgot -- since you already *know* I’m gonna get creamed, I’ll heighten the suspense for you. The sharp clink that you’ll hear--sigh see-- from time-to-time is the sound of links being forged in the accident chain; Instructor Pilot Frustration Quotient is indicated by the addition of one or more exclamation points...

And, as usual, it's a long one. Click Extended Entry/Flash Traffic below for the rest of the story.

Day 1: Following our afternoon arrival, the Battalion Commander dispatched the Battalion and Company Safety Officers to the airfield on Main Post to make copies of the Master Hazard Map, from which we would create our individual maps. At the evening Officers’ Call and Post Safety Brief, we had some good news; the Engineers had been very busy over the winter and had run most of the telephone and power lines underground. The Hazard Map showed only a few areas with wires remaining aboveground -- mostly around and through the permanent campsites.

Clink

Day 2: Our usual First Light mission at AT is a wire recon. Each Company is assigned a sector of the training area and each Scout crew (an “old-eyes/young eyes” mix) receives a sub-area, which it scrutinizes for wires, antennas, poles and other hazards to continuous aerial flight. The crews then debrief the Battalion on their findings and update the Master Hazard Map. Based on the previous day’s Good News briefing, The Boss decided to forego the recon and proceed with the training schedule.

Clink

Days 3 through 7: My logbook entries (yeah, I still kept a logbook until about a thousand flight hours ago --ho-hum) show 15.8 hours flown with two newbies and one fellow Vietnam vet -- not a lot of flight time, but a lot of good Deep Attack and Rear Area Combat mission-training for the new Scouts, mostly in foul weather. (“Of course the aircraft leaks, Andy -- it’s raining.”) Sorry, no clink on this one.

Day 8: The first day of our Three-Day War tactical exercise was hazy, with no wind, a good ceiling and only a few cumulopuffies in the forecast. During the Execution phase of the morning Mission Briefing (Battalion Deep Attack), I got poleaxed with, “Tuttle will be lead scout; he’ll also be giving 2LT Ferdinand Magellan [no, not his real name, Neffi] a currency ride and some mission training. Got to get the rest of my Staff up soon or they’ll need refresher training, too.” Standard joke, standard reactions (laughter from the line pilots, rueful grins from the Staff). I’d qualified Ferdinand Magellan in the Loach and he’d been pretty sharp. N-o-o-o problem.

Clink

As Ferd and I marked the mission graphics on our maps after the briefing, I asked him how long it had been since his last flight.
“My end-of-course eval. Early December, I think. Things have been pretty hectic at work.”
Since it was now the middle of May, the phrase “refresher training” lost some of its humorous aspect. So, in addition to the standard crew brief (at the aircraft, during preflight, in between playing “What’s this part?” and then answering my own questions
clink!
because Ferd had entered “deer in the headlights” mode), I told him that I would fly during the mission and use the VHF; he would navigate and use the FM and UHF. We’d break off from the flight after the mission for the currency ride -- as briefed.

During our NOE flight to the release point, it was obvious that Ferd had lost both currency and, despite my running commentary about our flight path, a basic aviation-related skill -- map reading.

Clink!

*sigh* Good thing I’d memorized the flight route. I told our admin bird I’d be slowing down for Magellan’s benefit and got, “OK, but why haven’t you been acknowledging the radio calls?” from the Battalion Commander.
Uh, oh.
A quick glance down at the appropriate squelch switches confirmed my sneaking suspicion -- both FM and UHF volume levels were tuned to whisper mode.
“Uh -- *why* did you do that?”
“Because I couldn’t hear what you were saying with all the radio calls going on.”

Clink!!!

[*thought balloon*] Take a deep breath, count to ten, he’s not intentionally trying to kill me...but I could see the Senior Rater's Remarks in the ol' OER just took a nosedive.

“Tell you what, Ferd -- I’ll fly and handle the radios; you concentrate on the map. Look at the landmarks I’ll point out, keep us on the map and confirm my call at the control points, OK?”
“OK, you’ve got the radios and the controls.”

CLINK!

Soon after one particularly-spectacular “Oops-wrong-grid-square-again” Ferd-error, I came to an OGE hover and asked my intrepid navigator, “How far are we from Blank Camp?” When he guessed wrong (again), I pointed out some Butler huts just visible through the trees and said, “There’s Blank Camp. Look at all those cool little “x’s” marked on the map -- it’s a real wire-nest. And off to the right, at two o’clock, you can see that cut through the trees where the telephone wires used to run before the engineers put ‘em underground. Got us on the map yet?”
“Yes, right here.” He pointed to our map location and was right on the money.
“We’re gonna maintain this heading to those trees at twelve -- any hazards?”
“The Laser Range is about a klick beyond those trees.”
“Solid aviation answer, lad!” I caught simultaneous calls on Fox and Victor and answered both. "We're getting some Good Training, Ell-Tee. A Scout’s gotta be able to handle anything and everything, ya know?”

Clink

Geez--this flight might be salvageable, after all.

Clink

My mood improved considerably as I headed southeast into the midmorning sun toward a long, narrow field bounded on the left by a treeline paralleling our flight path. To the right was a large brushy area fading to woodland, with an isolated pair of 40-foot trees about midway down the field. I kept up the Instructor patter:
“On a real recon, we’d drop down, using the left treeline for masking and dash across this field to the woods at twelve, ‘cause that old line-cut through the woods is a perfect fire-lane for any bad guys with heavy automatic stuff. Then we’d stop at the treeline and unmask for a looksee. But with the rest of the Battalion behind us, we’ll stay up here at thirty feet so they can keep us in sight. We’ll keep our airspeed just above ETL; that’ll give them time to get into overwatch. After all, this is only training, and it’s for all of us.”

As we came abeam the pair of trees, we felt the aircraft lift very gently and heard a soft “thump”...

OH-6 Class D
A series - During NOE training mission, crew heard a thump and felt aircraft lurch slightly upward. IP immediately landed aircraft with power in a grass-covered field. IP turned controls over to pilot and got out to inspect aircraft for damage. About 100 meters behind the aircraft he found a wire that had been cut by the WSPS. A second wire had passed along the underside of the skids and scraped against the FM antenna before being cut by the tail rotor blade. Wires were not marked on hazard map. ----FLIGHTFAX, 20 June 1990, page 8.

The engineers had indeed put the telephone lines underground; however, they had not put all the *wires* underground. Hidden behind the treeline to our left was a telephone pole; lurking between the pair of 40-foot trees to our right was another pole. What I had hit were two of the three 5/8-inch support cables (nicely oxidized to a soft, pale grey) strung between the poles and supporting -- nothing. My visions of a Flight Evaluation Board faded when the Brigade Commander paid me a visit in the Dispensary and told me that the wires were definitely not marked on the Post Hazard Map; but my blue funk returned when I pulled out my previous-year’s map and saw -- you guessed it -- the wires, plainly marked, right where I had performed the functional check of the WSPS (Wire Strike Protection System, aka "wire-cutters." They'd been installed the week before. Story just got scarier, didn't it...)

And no, I was not awarded the tail rotor blade as a souvenir...

Our Battalion still does a wire recon as the first mission at AT; we also fly a monthly wire sweep of our home Tactical Training Area, and when the “newbies” ask, “Why?” somebody usually says, “We had a wire-strike a couple of years back -- if you’ve got about five minutes, have Tuttle tell you the story.”

Oh, yeah -- about the caption on the photograph. On the OH-6, there is a gap about the length of a US Government pen between the tip of the lower wire cutter and the skid toes. Judging by the scraped paint on the relevant components, I’d caught the first wire an inch above the breakaway tip and the second wire about an inch below the skid toe cap; an inch higher or lower and one of the wires would have passed through the gap and flipped us. If I’d been flying slower, the cutter wouldn’t have cut the top wire completely--and the wire would’ve flipped us. If I’d been flying faster, the wire would have snapped the cutter tip -- and flipped us. If I hadn’t been flying the only Loach on Post with skid shoes, the skid cleats would have snagged the middle wire -- and flipped us. So we were flying at the only possible combination of altitude, attitude and airspeed in the only possible Loach on post that would insure we had the slightest chance of surviving a multiple wire-strike.

I figure that’s Divine Intervention. It sure wasn’t due to any skill on my part…

38 Comments

Bill - I'd say you've managed so far to keep your guardian angel in formation with you... D*mn good thing, too! Only 5 minutes to tell, since when? [*ducks and runs*]
 
Hey, you're the one who keeps tugging on my sleeve for a helicopter ride--it ain't all guest shots on Oprah and unbridled adulation from an adoring public, ya know. Come to think of it, none of it is. Darn, wish I'd been born rich instead of good-looking, intelligent, talented, and utterly devoid of a single connection with reality...
 
So when are you taking me up for a ride? I figure with all your TINS stories, you've got one hell of a guardian angel looking out for you, Chief!
 
Thanks for the linky love to Blonde Sagacity! Hope you all visit and send Keith some supplies.
 
Oh, good grief. With a setup like that, Were-Kitty, Bill is going to take this thread down down down...
 
Chief - I meant that in awe, dude! I still want a helicopter ride :-)
 
Relax, John - MAWK said "linky," not "kinky"... Ooooooh. "Linky." Whips and chains.
 
That guardian angel definitely draws a lot of overtime pay... Thanks for the story, Bill!
 
UtahMan - Hiya, buddy! My guardian angel has a sense of humor. Luckily for me, we like the same things. And people.
 
Oooh....Barb...he could take us both up at the same time! What a ride that would be!!!
 
Were-Kitty, that sounds like fun :-)
 
[*guardian angel shifting into overdrive, dragging bill away from the keyboard*]
 
Whew! Pucker factor is zip-point-nothing on THAT one... Just out of curousity, how would one get an unservicable roterblade, or a section of one... Yes, I'm serious...
 
Wow, Bill! That's the second death-defying story I've heard from you since I wandered into these parts. Just how many of those do you have? :)
 
Sarge B. - Most unserviceable blades are destroyed so's parts scammers can't chisel off the old dataplate, forge a new one and epoxy it on, then sell the blade to some unsuspecting customer. Couple of crashes have occurred that way--Island Air went out of business because of one (I won't bring up their questionable parts procurement policy). Look for an e-mail in a bit.
 
FbL Ma'am - Lots. "God watches over fools and aviators," as somebody once said. And, just to get the jump on John, in my case he's only gotta watch one...
 
Ah, another job of operant conditioning completed. I've got Bill self-snarking. My work here is done.
 
Oh, like I had to be trained prior-to. Just remember *who* gave God the recipe for mud. And He's been watching over me ever since. Mostly out of sheer curiosity.
 
FBL - Simple answer : Enough to still be here telling 'em! Bill - I'm really impressed with the GA now ... she saved you from a fate worse than death ;-)
 
"She"?
 
[*guardian angel going into hyperdrive, dragging bill away from the keyboard and attempting to slap some sense into him*]
 
Pure Hand-O-God, Bill. I think everyne has something like that, but I can't say any of mine have been as interesting.... Wow. Glad you made it...
 
...But wait--there's more! Heh.
 
LMAO at Bill, et al! :)
 
Nice TANS. A friend of mine explained the purpose of those two strange fins before he took me on a ride through the training area (Gagetown) at moosehead altitude. Fortunately he was unable to demonstrate their effectiveness. Somewhere in the CF Film Library is a film showing the cutters being tested. A Kiowa was suspended on a cable and swung through various cable configurations. I don't remember if any "live" footage was shown. My friend expressed preat confidence in the system, and I'm glad to hear it works. Cheers JMH
 
I don't think Bill could possibly survive with only one guardian angel. I deduce the existence of a *squad*. That way they can rotate out for rest, therapy, wing repair ... (and you should read THEIR AARs!)
 
Where should I send you the Grecian Formula?
 
..fools and aviators, and also foolish aviators- here's my wire story. Last June I rolled out the GT400 for some fun flying. The GT is a 'fat' ultralight, so called because it's too heavy, too fast, and carries too much gas to be legal under the Part 103 ultralight rules. It's a lotta fun, though- and it's a 'cab-forward' design with a pusher engine. Anyhoo- we had had a wet Spring for a change (after 5 years of drought), so I set out to fly the St. Vrain river; see what it looked like with water in it ;). The St. Vrain debouches from the Rockies and meanders generally east- it's shallow at the best of times and lined with cottonwoods. So- wheels up and off we go... 15 minutes later I cross over I-25 (at 500 feet) and start a descent over the river. East of I-25 is 'wild' country- all farms and ranches- and low flying is the rule in this particular type of machine. I'm following the course of the river at about 100' now, above the tops of the trees, enjoying all the greenery and the sight of a brimming river. Beautiful, warm and sunny day, all alone and doing maybe 55 knots. Out by Gilchrest (near where the corn-maze pic was taken) the river opens up and the trees retreat, leaving a wide avenue for perhaps two miles... the engine is purring, CHTs and EGTs in the green, air dead calm- so I throttle back a bit and get down to about twenty feet off the water. Just magnificent- sandbanks and big carp and turtles sunning on logs. I'm ticking along at about 45 knots (the GT will fly stable down to 35 knots without the flaps)... up ahead, a big tree on each bank but plenty of room between them, the river turning south. Twixt the trees and banking right- and there's two sandhill cranes on a sandbank, fishing for frogs and minnows. They look at me as I go by, me returning the favor... and as I staighten from the bank and look forward I see shadow of a pole and then two poles and multiple wires across the river 100 yards closing fast, my alt. Jolt of adrenaline... Too close to throttle up and go over; gotta go under- maybe 25 feet from wire to water, lotsa clearance, deep breath, stay calm and fly the plane, dammit...don't look at the wires don't look at the wires... red and white dot coming up in the center of the windscreen.. POP... fishing bobber hanging from the wire explodes against the Lexan... engine to 6300 RPM and up we go, turning 180, rudder pedals seem twitchy or maybe my legs are shaking... Lesson learned, eh? Well hmmmmm... I still fly the river but now I now where all the wires are. Shouldn't get that low but sometimes you just get lost in the moment...
 
Neffi, I think you were borrowing one of Bill's Angels that day....lordy...you aviators!
 
At least you remembered to avoid 'target fixation'. Just like I still live instead of being road rash in a motorcycle disaster.
 
Yeah, target fixation- don't look at the threat, look at the way out. That simple rule would save many lives, if people learned it early on. But it's hard to do, requires training and discipline... that stuff that kicks in when your Sunday morning drive is interrupted by a left-turner in front of you (John?) or low wires or what-have-you. Stay alert, stay alive...
 
It was a vehicle crash ICW potholes - had to dodge debris, people, holes. Looking for the right holes kept me right busy!
 
Ok, I have three wire stories, one of which actually involves helicopters causing the problem! 1. Ft Hood is open range. There used to be cows and barbed wire fences all over the place. We also used to drive around in our jeeps on that range with the windshields down--tactical, you know. Fortunately, my jeep also had a wire catcher attached to the front bumper (I had scrounged it off some other jeep in another battalion late one night). Anyway, I hit a piece of strung up barbed wire while doing about 25mph across some open range one day. Thank God for the catcher because the wire never broke. In fact, it bent the catcher and brought me to a stop. Amazing how strong that stuff is. We hit it right about neck level. 2. Grafenwohr, FRG, is where tanks, cannons, and other things shoot lots of bullets. On Range 79, Cobras used to fire Tube-launched, Optically tracked, Wire-guided (TOW) missiles, which unspool a VERY thin, very STRONG pair of wires behind them as they speed downrange, one for horizon tile control, the other for vertical control. It was our job to go downrange after the Cobras fired to see if they actually hit the targets. To keep from getting our heads cut off by the TOW wires, we stuck 2x4s in the splash boards of our M113s. Good thing, too, because we often saw the wire catch on the board, after which the trees and shrubs on either side of the PC would start to get "trimmed," like a bow wave, until the wire would break with a loud PINNNNNNG. We started using the wire catchers after some guy in another unit nearly lost his head when his track drove into some wires (his 50 cal mount saved him, from what I heard). 3. Our scouts had TOWs mounted in their M113 scout tracks. For the record, if one of the wires breaks, the missile has no control in that plane, either horizontal or vertical. A missile in uncontrolled or partially controlled flight was called a launch excursion. TOW range, Graf: Our first REAL missile, not a dummy warhead. The missile comes out of the tube, and goes straight UP! Yes, up. We watched it go out of sight, called in a cease fire and reported a launch excursion. Then we waited. Most of us headed for the launching track, figuring the missile wasn't likely to come straight back down. It didn't, and thank God it went downrange instead of off-post into a small hamlet that was only about 500 meters from us at that point! BTW, in the mid 80's an Apache hit a wire at Hood and crashed. Both pilots lived. It was claimed that was the first time a gunship crew survived a wire strike of that kind, due to the Apache's design. Mostly, helicopter crews died when they hit wires, so Bill's story is all the more astonishing.... Double BTW, look here for info re: TOWs: www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/land/tow.htm And finally, I have pics of a TOW being fired from a Cobra, and of a missile being fired from a 113. That's it SangeM
 
Excursions, eh? heh. Sanger, my first experience at Graf was in a Sheridan, shooting Shileleaghs. I was still jet-lagged (came from 2AD at Hood) and was used to gunning an M60A1. I was trucked straight out to Graf, as the unit (3/7 Cav) was there for gunnery. I'd never been inside an M551 but Alpha troop was short a gunner and so..There I Was... trying to figger it out while the TC was calling "Gunner! Battlesight tank!" etc. Never had I fired a TOW-type missile... so I put the reticle on the target and fired- and then started tracking left with the turret, expecting another target. Screaming sounds from the TC into my sleep-deprived brain.. track back right whilst the missile is streaming down-range... puff of dirt and dust OT and Range says "target, cease fire'... Neffi- "Wha happen?" TC takes over from there and two weeks later we get re-supplied withly newly-refurbished M60A1s. But lots of the Slileleaghs were older issue and had corrosion problems... excursions were frequent when the missiles went out of control after launch. Some were obviously 'bad' when we took them out of the shipping tubes; those were returned but plenty bad 'uns made it to the range. Good thing we dropped that dog and developed the idea...
 
Neffi, see e-mail for some images you might recognize... As for tracking, I was driving an M60 at night, in blackout drive, with the hatch open so I can see, but not latched, tank firing co-ax off right side. As I drive, the road grade slopes up to the right and the driver's hatch slides downhill smanking my head into the hull, pinning it there (thank God for CVCs). Afraid of turning the tank the wrong way while shooting, or ruining the engagement, I struggle to keep the tank on the road while pushing that (&%&*$&$@*#%@ hatch back uphill. That sucker weighs a ton. It was NOT easy. And talk about excedrin headaches... Ugh. Last time I did that! SangerM
 
I was promised a story via email some time ago. It had to do with our Bill in a fire fight. I am glad you survived. All I know about helicopters is you have to be calm, cool, collected to fly them. They have many good qualities, all of which I am sure the Denizens are familiar with. And Bill, the email addy is in this post.
 
From the looks of things, I should've called this "Why Everybody Hates Wires..." When a TOW loses a wire, the flipper controls are supposed to default to the last command received. It doesn't always happen. I had one try to shoot the moon right out of the tube. One of my buds in the Utah Guard had one loop--hit the ground 50 meters behind the aircraft. Policing up the wires is such a joy we made it part of the SOP that NO vehicle would move forward of the firing point until all wires had been recovered--by folks on foot. Made life interesting escorting the fire engine downrange whenever we set the impact area alight. Neffi - Oooog. Just, plain oooog. Wondered where GA disappeared to in such a hurry... Cricket - Only thing I omitted was the really ugly stuff. I still say you rock, Lady!
 
ah...thanks..