...in which the First Shirt's troops answer Andy Rooney's questions.
Of course, Andy would claim excessive command influence, no doubt.
This is my favorite:
4. If you could have a medal or a trip home, which would you take?I am not here to earn a medal Mr. Rooney. I am here to serve my country and defend our way of life. I am here to make sure there is a home for me to take a trip to.
A medal. (was the answer for 6 of the 15)
Go read the rest.