"I'll teach you to fall asleep during my Informative Powerpoint Presentations!"

JoJo demonstrates the proper technique for defending against brain-sucking rocks.

This will get rid of that little headache of yours!!!!

"Apples? Apples are SO fourteenth century!" says this Swiss soldier, looking to build upon a longstanding national tradition.

Jones! Don't move! You've got a paving stone on your head...just close your eyes and let me smack it off before it stings you!

"One last step petty officer, that will qualify you as a comissioned officer..."

Snerk! A stinkbomb lofted from the Chief's Mess into the Wardroom!

"I said no Papa John's!"

"I said leek! LEEK! Not LEAK!"

Airborne Initiation Ceremony: Trial #1.

Momma said "Join the Navy!"; I shoulda listened.

"... and then the sky fell!"

"Stand out from the crowd? Not any more!"

"No more Knock-knock jokes!"

Cheers

British Special Forces practice taking a pounding.

1) Dire cost cutting in British Forces results in a new way of giving the troops the Pounds they earn.

2) Recruit Jones realises what it means to be a blockhead in the army.

3) Sargeant demonstates that getting stoned isn't as much fun as it sounds.

4) I think I just found a genuine pic of once Lt. Smash.