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December 19, 2006

A joke!

We need a joke. Well, it's a joke if you like Gutfield. If you're like the HuffPo Denizens who *don't* like Gutfield... well, let's face it, you aren't reading this stuff anyway, so what's it matter?

A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"

The man thought a moment then replied? "A martini, please". The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had.

The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"

The man answered "oh, about 164."

The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity' 'inter-stellar space travel', 'the latest medical breakthroughs', etc...

The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a different tack. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have. "A Martini please?" Again it was superb . The robot again asked "What is your IQ sir?"

This time the man answered, "Oh, about 100". So the robot started discussing Nascar racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Dodgers to do this week end.

The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a stool.... Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?" This time the man drawled out " Uh..... bout 50"..??

The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked ,

"A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e g-o-i-n-g t-o n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e H-i-l-l-a-r-y-?

H/t Cotillionites SWWBO (who got it from) CalTechGirl.

Speaking of Cotillionites - I just realized we were a Cotillion Sandwich in our category of the Weblog Awards.... I'd link, except their linkage stuff isn't working either... it's a disease, I tell ya.

Comments on A joke!
MajMike briefed on December 19, 2006 08:54 AM

ah, a Cotillion sandwich.

it is to dream.

AFSister briefed on December 19, 2006 12:43 PM

MajMike..... *coke.... SPIT*

oh man.

but that's nuthin' compared to a Maggie-WereKitten sandwich. Now *that's* a mouthful.

Maggie briefed on December 19, 2006 11:05 PM

MajMike - You don't need to take our word for it....ask Sgt.B!

DSkinner briefed on December 20, 2006 08:07 AM

I wish I could remember who did a poll study after either the 2000 or 2004 presidential election. It showed that Republicans drew voters from the middle of the education curve and Democrats from the edges. People with high school, undergrad, or masters-level education tended to vote for Republicans. Those with doctorates or no high school diploma tended to vote for Democrats. You really can be too smart for your own good.

John of Argghhh! briefed on December 20, 2006 08:18 AM

Thanks, Skinner. There goes the plan for the Doctorate in Military History.

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