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October 25, 2006

Break for a Joke

The following is shamelessly stolen from comments over at Lex's.

We’re Off to See the Wizard!

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado…and off they whirl to the Land of Oz.

They finally make it to the Emerald City and find the Great Wizard. “What brings the four of you before the great Wizard of Oz?”

Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly and says, “I’ve come for some courage.”

“No problem!” says the Wizard. “Who’s next?”

Richard Nixon steps forward, “Well, I think I need a heart.”

“Done!” says the Wizard. “Who comes next before the great and powerful Wizard of Oz?”

Up steps George W. Bush and says, “I’m told by the American people that I need a brain.”

“No problem!” says the Wizard. “Consider it done.”

Then there is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around. But he doesn’t say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, “Well, what do you want?”

Bill replies, “Is Dorothy here?”