Archive Logo.jpg

September 14, 2006

A Short Dissertation On the Pulling of Weight

John's been whining that I need to start pulling my weight around this place--which shouldn't be too awfully difficult, considering that Field Artillery belt buckle of his weighs more than I do.

Lessee--I'm one-sixty and John is *mumble-mpf-hmmm* divide by eleven...carry the four...wait-wait-wait--that's a *forty*...

AHA! I *knew* that calculus course was gonna come in handy.

*ahem* In order to properly pull my own weight around here, I need to pop in once every thirty-six days. Soooo, it looks like I'm covered through Thanksgiving, 2015...

Right...