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May 17, 2006

Satori, My Way.

KtLW is a Doctor Phil phan.

And Doctor Phil recently proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished."

So, I looked around the house for all the things I had started and hadn't finished. Before leaving this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Jim Beam, a bottle of Bailey's, a bottle of Kahlua, a bottle of Bombay Sapphire, a package of Oreos, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of jelly donuts.

You have *nooooo* idea how inner peaceful I feel…

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Heh. H/t to Doc E.