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December 23, 2005

Oh, let's have some Grinchiness...

We hafta be fair and balanced, right? Sez so in some penumbra or emanation somewhere...

Watch out, fat man! H/t, CAPT H.

Heh. Just, heh. As a conservative who moves in Charitable circles... I could tell some stories. As a property-rights advocate, the owner can do what he wants, IAW whatever contracts may be in place - but this is just small-minded, mean, petty, and childish. And shows the owners true colors.

And, in a spectacular display of my bad taste - though there are some that are badly done, I don't think all the targets here look all that bad. Though I'd hope, if I was a neighbor, they got turned off around 10PM or so... Ours are on a timer to shut off around midnight - but the left and right neighbors are protected by foliage, and the high school across the street is unoccupied save for people with bad intentions...

Dolt. There is a time and a place. What an arrogant poltroon.

Update: I'd like to thank the bearded fat guy (no, it wasn't a mirror, nor Santa) who, sharing a few moments in proximity to me while I was headed away from Westlake's Ace Hardware (their fault, too - it was their Christmas Muzak he was singing along with) who left me with this damn earbug... Fleas on my dog.

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To the tune of "Feliz Navidad"


Fuh-leas on my dog
Fuh-leas on my dog
There's fuh-leas on my dog
He's itchin', scratchin'
Fleas on my dog

Fuh-leas on my dog
Fuh-leas on my dog
There's fuh-leas on my dog
He's itchin', scratchin'
Fleas on my dog

I guess he's gonna be itchin' this Christmas
He's gonna be busy scratchin' this Christmas
But that won't stop me blaming him this Christmas
My poor doggie, for my farts

I guess he's gonna be itchin' this Christmas
He's gonna be busy scratchin' this Christmas
But that won't stop me blaming him this Christmas
My poor doggie, for my farts

Police nabbed my dog
Police nabbed my dog
The police nabbed my dog
He was unleashed
Police nabbed my dog

Police nabbed my dog
Police nabbed my dog
The police nabbed my dog
He was unleashed
Police nabbed my dog

They nabbed his little doggie ass this Christmas
And now they're gonna have him gassed this Christmas
Unless I come up with the cash this Christmas
Spring my doggie from the pound

They nabbed his little doggie ass this Christmas
And now they're gonna have him gassed this Christmas
Unless I come up with the cash this Christmas
Spring my doggie from the pound

Puh-lease help my dog
Puh-lease help my dog
Won't you please help my dog
Spent all my cash
So please help my dog

Puh-lease help my dog
Puh-lease help my dog
Won't you please help my dog
Spent all my cash
So please help my dog

Now you could help a little bit this Christmas
Don't be a greedy little s*** this Christmas
You know I'm never gonna quit this Christmas
Til my doggie's safe at home

Now you could help a little bit this Christmas
Don't be a greedy little s*** this Christmas
You know I'm never gonna quit this Christmas
Til my doggie's safe at home

Were fleas on my dog
Then police nabbed my dog
I said please help my dog
And you came through
So thanks from my dog


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