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December 22, 2005

Politically Correct Twelve Days of Christmas Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival.

Check behind the curtain. Don't want to attract any Kossacks... or the ACLU trying to make the case that since I receive a government pension and do contract work for the government, and therefore, as my income exceeds SWWBO's non-governmental derived income, that in fact, this site is more than %50 subsidized by public monies; therefore mentioning Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festivals with a religious derivation, thus ambushing Enligtened Rationalist Beings who might stumble in here accidentally, thereby violates the Establishment Claus. [sic]

Politically Correct Twelve Days of Christmas

On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my
potential-acquaintance-abuse-survivor gave to me,

TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming

ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of members in
good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for in their union contract
even though they will not be asked to play a note...)

TEN melanin-deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal ruling
class system leaping,

NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression,

EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk-products from
enslaved Bovine-Americans,

SEVEN endangered swans swimming on federally protected wetlands,

SIX enslaved fowl-Americans producing stolen nonhuman animal products,

FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic incarceration,
(NOTE: after a member of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to throw red
paint at my computer, the calling birds, French hens and partridge have been
reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid further animal-American enslavement,
the remaining gift package has been revised.)

FOUR hours of recorded whale songs,

THREE deconstructionist poets,

TWO Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses.

And a Spotted Owl activist chained to an old-growth pear tree.

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