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December 20, 2005

The Arsenal of Rinonia!

The Commissar has finished a new map of the Blogkans - Kostria-Wingery. Note that Centro-Rinonia occupies all the good seafront property.

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Why is this?

Simple. In the center of Centro-Rinonia sits the Arsenal of Argghhh!. Right there in Donovia. And we have the knowledge to employ them all.

Centro-Rinonia is the only blognation to have it's own, *large*, (vice Milbloggarians, who have *access* to, but have to get permission to use) true, Arsenal of Rinonery. Tools and implements of defense, and if needed, offense. Shields. Blades. Mines. Grenades. Pistols. Rifles... lots of rifles. Machineguns... sub, light, medium, and indirect-fire capable medium machineguns. Bazookas and RPGs. Rockets. Recoiless Rifles. Spigot weapons. Very light mortars. Light mortars. Medium Mortars. Artillery. The means to aim the artillery at targets unseen. Devices to train the artillerists. Devices to observe, and detect. To dissuade the unwanted. Tried and true implements of self-defense. We have the toolz and skillz to maintain the Arsenal. And skill and experience in using the Arsenal and teaching others to do so.

We know the how and why of the way things work.

We can maintain ourselves. And we know how to have fun.

Plus... We keep in good with the Divine. And have for a long time.

Screw with Castle Argghhh! at your peril. The Denizens are nucking futs.

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Oh - and for any goblins or gun-fearing wussies out there - check out the Standard Disclaimers® in the Flash Traffic/Extended Entry.

Oh - and this is too good to pass up - over at The Bullwinkle Blog (h/t, Basil. Chin up, Basil. Mebbe the Commissar will throw you a bone...) Also via Basil - don't miss Harvey's fractured krismas karel. This is why I just pay for Hosting Matters and don't worry about it.

While I'm at it - it's time for a Periodic Goblin Warning™.

As a service to Goblins who are considering Seizing The Arsenal (this excludes LE types: y'all come with a warrant, knock [no no-knocks, please, the front door is expensive], take what the warrant specifies and we'll talk about it in court - just please take care of 'em, you know, periodic cleaning, oiling, etc. They're used to being spoiled like that) here is a periodic warning on Why Trying To Steal My Collection Isn't A Good Idea.

Note to thieves trying to figure out where I live: Once you do that, you've got to get past the living interior and exterior guard, the security system (hint, cutting the phone and cable WON'T help), and finally, if I'm home - me. WonderWife (TM) v3.x is also right handy with the Winchester M97 trench gun. I like that one because it's handy, will blow you into large chunks, but not pass through the walls of the house to annoy my neighbors. Hardwood floors, so clean-up is easy. I'm a reasonable fellow, if you surrender meekly or run away, that will be fine. Not interested in killing or maiming anyone unless you are dumb enough to attack me or my family. The furry members count, btw. Do that, then I will clean the gene pool. Plus guys, impressive as it looks, it's not as valuable as you might think - and it would be very hard to move, since you would be flooding the market. Not to mention the fact that every dealer within a (classified) radius would have a list of serial numbers and descriptions within 24 hours (ain't the internet great?). Oh, yeah - did I mention that robbing licensees is a federal offense? The feds don't go overboard after little stuff, but whacking this collection would likely garner their interest - so choose your accomodations! Plus 'bangers won't like these - the ones that look like they can shoot a lot - can't, and many of them won't work properly if you hold them sideways like they do in the movies.

So, go find an easier target, eh? No - better yet - get a real job that has better fringes.

AND the Usual Disclaimers™ for Anti-gunners and surfing LEO's.

Everything you ever see in photos here that I own is fully legal to own, federal, state, and local - WHERE I LIVE! Your mileage may vary, such as living in the Borg Collectives of California, Massachusetts, New Jersey, etc. Though ya might be surprised to find out what's legal where you live. I am a licensed collector (which isn't a license to collect, just to receive via the mails), and that only applies to curio and relic firearms. Fortunately, that's about all I want to own.

If ya don't want to wait on me, go hit the "Imperial Arsenal of Doom" link over there on the left.

Comments on The Arsenal of Rinonia!
John of Argghhh! briefed on December 20, 2005 12:42 PM

Dbie - pplllllpppppttttt!

What's yer point?

cw4(ret)billt briefed on December 20, 2005 12:59 PM

And not shown are the outer defensive fortifications--Firebase Rockford, the Mountain Fortress, the Jungle Warfare Center, or the interior facilities--the Research Lab, the Maskirovka Center, the Inner Sanctum, the Intelligence Bureau, the Chandelier Corps, the WMD Bunker, the Propaganda Ministry, the Rear Area

[*whap!*] OW!!

the Canteen and the JAG Office.

The location of the Hangar remains Top Seekrit...

John of Argghhh! briefed on December 20, 2005 01:43 PM

We may have set a record for links in this one.

cw4(ret)billt briefed on December 20, 2005 01:49 PM

No, I think one of the pr0n spammers did that a couple of months ago.

AFSister briefed on December 20, 2005 02:25 PM

Assad isn't the ONLY one losing his mind....

"Jungle Warfare Center" I LIKE IT!

John of Argghhh! briefed on December 20, 2005 02:36 PM

Of course, now who is in the wrong thread... kinda.

cw4(ret)billt briefed on December 20, 2005 03:47 PM

Lessee. You, AFSis, me.

Kinda narrows the field. One potato, two potato...

Sgt. B. briefed on December 20, 2005 05:03 PM

Chief, the location may be secret, but we've got a picture. Sorry, only toured the fixed wing section. The rotory wing squadrons were undergoing a Technical Proficiency Inspection, and the area was secured.

J.M. Heinrichs briefed on December 20, 2005 06:18 PM

Hanger location?
I just checked: they're in the hall closet, three are in use and two available for immediate utilisation. Backups are in the bedroom.


Barb briefed on December 20, 2005 06:28 PM

Maskirovka Center, eh? Giving me more credit than I deserve, mebbe ... *grin*

Heartlesslibertarian briefed on December 21, 2005 11:17 AM

I am sorely distressed that the gun bloggers don't seem to warrant a blog-state of their own. At least they could have put DuToitonia and Gullyborgenstein on the map.

Or are we like the Kurds, one nation scattered among multiple states, but very well armed (and together John, our collective aresenal is truly mammoth) and suspicious of outsiders.

The map doesn't seem to show the 'tribal areas.' That'd probably be where you'd find us.

Jon The Mechanic briefed on December 21, 2005 09:36 PM

And just where is the motorpool??


John of Argghhh! briefed on December 21, 2005 09:46 PM

As long as there are 1.5 kidz in college... there is no motorpool.

But Blogson Sergeant B has one...

Jon The Mechanic briefed on December 22, 2005 11:31 AM

I see how it is John.

Trying to hold the wrench down...

One of these days, I swear I'll TRY to set up something of an online site for myself. However, I won't be 1/10th the webmaster that you are John.

John of Argghhh! briefed on December 22, 2005 11:36 AM

Oooh! Flattery! 8^D