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October 24, 2005

Real Men of Argghhh!

Those outside the Castle environs thrash around about gender-role confusion, inventing new terms to boggle the mind. Luckily, we Denizennes never have to look far to find real guys.

Today Fortune is shining on us, as we celebrate the natal days of two of our own Real Men of Genius ...

Happy Birthday, Keith and Jack!!

Castle Argghhh! Presents Real Men of Genius

Keith, Mr. Push Up Bra Inventor ...

Today, we salute you, Mr. Push Up Bra Inventor!
(Mr. Push Up Bra Inventor)

Never before has one Soldier done so much with so little.
(lift'em up higher)

From mosquito bites, pimples and pancakes,
to melons, mountains and major league yabbos,
an engineering feat so brilliant,
it can only be described as va va va voom!
(va va voom)

Thanks to you, even a ninety year old grandmother,
can go from A to double D in a single bound.
(What's your number granny?)

And so, we open the ‘Ritamatic for you, oh hoister of the hooter,
because when it comes to the bust, you’re the best.
(Thank you, Thank you, Thank you)

And Jack, Mr. Bumper Sticker Writer ...

Today we salute you, Mr. Bumper Sticker Writer
(mr. bumper sticker writer)

Never has one man written so much for so many. Without you the world may never have known "You can't hug with nuclear arms."
(i need a hug now!)

And just like you, I too would rather be fishing, or square-dancing, or even shopping
(ooh yea)

I owe, I owe, so off to work I go. You said it brother.
(you speak the truth)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light oh bard of the bumper. Thanks to you I know it's perfectly alright to honk if I'm horny.
(honk honk beep honk)

Time to Par-Tay!!

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