Friday Fripperies

Dadratted short-term memory--somethin' about today...
*shrug* It'll come to me. Probably next week, though. In the meantime, I guess I've gotta earn this week's no-pay-due:

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausage and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you...

*light bulb* Aha! All that talk about chow and booze--now I remember!

Jake! KC! Muffy! Scout! Getcher scruple butts in here!

And-a-one, and-a-two, and-a-three, and-a-hit it!

>>hzzzz.
happiness on natal anniversary to youuuu,
happiness on natal anniversary to youuuu,
happiness on natal anniversary, big-tribble-with-leeeeggggssss,
happiness on natal anniversary to youuuuuuuuu!

>>hzz. give cookie now, plizz.

[*whap*] YIPE!

Heh. All Denizennes, Denizens, Visitors and Lurkers are invited to stop in for the party. Just don't stand too close to the cake when we fire up the candles--the halon extinguishers all went off last year, and Justthisguy's been fiddlin' with the deluge sprinkler sensors...

[Armorer walks in, rubbing eyes]

Huh? What's this about the Zulu and why are we celebrating?

[staggers off to make coffee]