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July 05, 2005

The perils of self-diagnosis

A lovely young redhead enters the doctor's office and says that her entire body hurts -- touching it anywhere results in intense pain.

"That doesn't sound possible," says the doctor. "Show me."

The redhead takes her right index finger, pushes her left hand and screams.

She then pushes on her left elbow and cries in agony.

She pushes her right knee and wails; the same thing happens when she pushes her right ankle...

...everywhere she touches results in a scream of pain.

The doctor ponders a moment, then says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"

"Well, no," she admits, "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger's broken."

Heh.

Ooops--major strategic error! I totally forgot about ALa and weaponry! *scrambling for k-pot and body armor*