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June 13, 2005

Inside Denizen Joke Post with Consolation Prize.

SWWBO's travel travails hopefully over, this morning's posting plan was uprooted due to unanticipated airport delivery requirements, hence little of value on offer (Quiet you! You too! Oh, all of you just shut up!).

So, based on the discussions in comments on CW4(R)BT's "Ratz" post - I decided to run with the Doghouse theme therein (hence the Denizen Insider tag)

Consolation Prize up front. Here - peruse one of my photo albums.

For the rest, a slightly naughty musical interlude... dedicated to Were-Kitten and Bill, who are trying to furnish their doghouse... hiding behind the curtain in the extended post...

*Armorer's Voice*

"All she wants is a room somewhere,
far away from the cold night air.
With one enormous chair;
Oh wouldn't it be loverly?

Lots of choklit for her to eat;
Lots of coal makin' lots of heat.
Warm face, warm 'ands, warm feet,
Oh wouldn't it be loverly?

*Overheard in shower... Were-kitten's voice*

"All I want is some underwear
Smooth and sleek on my derriere
Frills, flounce and foreign flair
Oh, wouldn't it still cover me?

Thongs and G-strings from chic boutiques
Fetch much more than discreet sneak peeks
I don't floss tween 'those' cheeks
So, shouldn't it still cover me?"

(MALE DENIZEN CHORUS)

"ALL SHE NEEDS IS A 'BUM' CORSAGE
FLIMSY LACE ON REAR D'OLLETAGE
FOREPLAY TO MONS MASSAGE
NO, SHOULDN'T BE TOO COVERY!

PANTIED HINDS ARE DELECTABLE
FISH-NET TWINES STIR OUR RAGING BULL
HOPE HERS ARE EDIBLE
OH, FEELIN' NONE TOO BROTHERLY!"

*Were-Kitten*

"All you gents are a one-track blight!
Only want what is out of sight!
You blaggards, NOT TONIGHT!
So, don't you get all-
cuddly?
suddenly?
rubbery?
under me?

COVER ME!"

(Parody lyrics shamelessly rooted from here, lest anyone think I'm nearly that clever or talented.)