Caption Contest! And other fun...

Item the First:

C'mon Denizens (and lurkers) this is a theme you can run with!

Get creative!

But I should note, the Master of Castle Argghhh! *has* hair, just in case you were thinking...

Item the 2nd: Just in case you hadn't seen this via Instapundit and elsewhere... NATO in Action! Hat tip to CAPT H and Rich B (I don't read the Insta-man, he stubbornly refuses to link, even to quality stuff! Sniff!)

Item the Third, a Joke!

A man and a woman, who had never met before, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two were tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At around 1:00 in the morning, he leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea," he exclaimed..

"Good," she replied. "Get your own damned blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted.

That is all. Back on your heads.