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What we *are* however, is a freshly-bleeding victim of harassment!
Just this morning, while I was girding the loins to head off early to do my bit for the Heart Walk, SWWBO, lounging *nekkid*! in bed, just won't keep her eyes off my package.
I was being Objectified! Shamelessly!
And when I called her on it, the shameless hussy - she confessed! Then she dared me to blog it.
Heh. Hard to refuse a dare like that.
And one last thing - some other fella (who you can only hope is *also* being objectified!) is having an Anniversary today!
Congrats to Harvey! and his lovely bride!
John just loves that about me.
I always keep my eyes on that which belongs to me - me!!!
Both ladies and men - be envious, believe me, be envious!
Eep! Now I won't be safe in public restrooms, wench!
Or the chatrooms, either!
Oh, you will be safe from meeeeee...
And um, did you oblige one another with more than
just the shameless ogle?
Or were you just titillating us?
Just the facts, or yes or no.
Heeheeheeheeheheheheheh.
Tapes and DVDs *are* available...
Unfortunately, John was on his way to help organize the Heart Walk, so he has to wait until later to be properly adored.
SWWBO forgets about the cameras SGT B installed...
LOL. That is awesome. You have a stellar day.
what is even funnier is that John posted accidentally as me, and now he is trying to fix it before anyone notices ....
Your eyes are failing you, dear. Reely.
well, Cricket was a witness!!!
....hhhmmmm... OK, PG-17 at the worst. Drat! No chance to lower the boom... guess John'll have take care of that when he gets back heh
Did someone say "object"?
And appropros a comment from Bill very, very early this morning, what is good for the goose is good for the gander.
By my understanding of physics, John should not be able to walk at least 10 miles before "refueling".
Did someone say "object"?
And appropros a comment from Bill very, very early this morning, what is good for the goose is good for the gander.
By my understanding of physics, John should not be able to walk at least 10 miles before "refueling".
....funny echo in this room... must be the vaulted ceiling.
dial up helllllll...echo echo echo
Oh Kat, my dear [bows head]... I wouldna said a thing, had I but known. Dial-up *shudder*. We've all been there... the horror... I pray that cable will soon snake it's way into your house
There, there, Lioness... there's no shame in being dial-up, be strong! It's better than two cans with a string [smothers snicker]
*sends Neffi a giant raspberry!*
Mmmmm... fresh fruit. Oh wait... that's an insult, eh?! WELL! Mangos to you!
On cable! Whoo-whoo! High speed letch! Yee-haa!
*we now return you to you regularly programmed conservitude...*
*grin*
And a raspberry for you, too!!
Oh, you POOR, Poor man! I can see how much this incident has mentally scarred you for life!
LOL
The Best Husband in the Universe(tm) likes it when I do that to him, too!
Keep on luvvin' married life!
Best,
R'cat
Why Beth, I didn't know you had adopted RomeoCat as an Avatar!
That's the only thing that explains that comment...
...another kitty... Now John, jus' cuz Romeocat's paramour has a trademark doesn't make you any less a wonderful hubbie... not with #82 to back you up
Neffi, doesn't "two cans with a string" about describe The Castle Chicks in bikinis at the Moat Beach?
hehe 'snip'
You naughty boy, Neffi!! *grin*
why, I haven't been called 'naughty boy' since my governess spanked me... mmmmmm... Julie Andrews she wasn't..
Sangerm, it would explain a lot!
Neffi, was it Auntie Peg?
(for those who don't get it, don't ask, you may not want to know...if you do, just relish the memory, and wipe that drool off your chin!)
And FuzzyBear, it only means I'm using a shallow pan....
HahahahahahHEhahdHEhahah
... it was Auntie Peg... and I was a tender 16 years of age... and then she said I hadn't yet been punished enough- so she pushed me to the floor, hiking her skirts above her garters, and then she pressed herself aganst my...HEY! Denver just scored again- now 3-1 agianst ND!! Go Pioneers!
And Sanger, after you get over your Bizzaro bout - ask Bill for the original of the pic you referenced...
oooooooooh.. nice buzz-killer, John hehe
Sanger, you already lost me at "shallow pan!" *quizzical, innocent look*
Ahhheeemmm, uh, yeah, Fuzzy, about that pan... Well, it wasn't all THAT shallow. Really, truly.
And Neffi, I wasn't talking about THAT Aunt Peg but the other one... The nice one--the movie producer :-)
Still lost...
But that's okay; I'm getting used to it! :)
Well, yeah- Sanger, she did have a camcorder running in the corner of the room- guess that makes her a 'producer'... I can attest to that, believe me...
sigh, ok....
two guys peeing off a bridge.
1st one says, "Man this water is cold!"
2nd says, "Yeah, and deep too!"
Z'at help?
:-D
...wot?... [thoroughly confused]
Now see, you people don't believe me when I tell you how innocent I am! *adjusting halo and pure-white dress*
Hadn't heard that joke before, Sanger. I like it, though. *grin* And it clarifies a lot! LOL!!
bifurcated comment threads, running deep water joke w/ Fuzzy, Auntie Pegged w/ neffi, confuseled both, but got fuzzy cleared up, now for Neffi:
J u l i e t
spaces here to avoid googlizing this
A n d e r s o n
thas' wot...
Z'at help?
Lo all. Hey Neffi... how do you complete the following phrase?
cc _________!
How'd we end up doing? I've been out in the lovely 70+ sunshine without a drop or flake in site!
And it becomes even more clear... *blushing slightly*
Sanger- yer too soffistic... um serfishticated.., ah- souphistikated, - Dang hip for me ter foller.. and I'm also drunk off my butt. [opens wide the door to snarkiness, but true] I'm going off to beddies... 'nite all.
...and Angelic Lioness of the pure white dress- no snoring tonight, OK?
and Punc, that would be cc Rider...
Neffi,
Taking your stuffed Lioness to bed with you tonight, huh? How cute! You've dressed her up to look just like me! :)
Neffi, when you sober up you'll answer with the appropriate Pioneering attitude... 'else I'm on the wrong team.
heh Punc... I think the word you were looking for last night is sux..., but I hate to kick a team when it's down...
Ooooh. Purty!
Ahh ... Springtime in the Rockies! I miss it *sniff*
Yeah, but the 'digging out' part won't be... and it's supposed to do this all day. Actually, I'm kinda worried about the big horizontal branch on the elm in the back yard. It's got a zillion pounds of wet snow on it, and it hangs over the fence...
Bet Dusty's getting clobbered- these things are usually heavier down in Colorado Springs...
Ah Neffi, It is CC would they hesitate to kick us? I think not! I love the spring storms. We had classes cancelled on May 9th one year for a huge storm. It was in the sixties and the snow was gone by the next day. So much better than the upper midwest where it turns grey and stays that way for months.
At some point we will be in Golden over the next couple of months. We'll buy you a Golden City or Tommyknocker if it works out.
Yer on, Punc- let me know when. And check this out- before..
Kewl! I *love* weather like that!
LOL! Great Pics, Neffi! NICE gargoyle, too :-)
The roads are gonna suck, though - bummer.
The gargoyle is Rondar... and diggin' out will commence shortly. Better now than 0500 tomorrow- sigh
Whoa! That is some pile o'snow ya got there! Love the gargoyle too.
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