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April 07, 2005

Heh...

Random thoughts while recovering from oral surgery...

It's amazing how much a periodontist can do in such a small space...and only 2mm from the mandibular nerve. OK, maybe my mouth isn't THAT small a space (or so my wife and friends say), but still...and I didn't know you could have so much local anesthetic that the top of your ear goes numb, but there you have it...

The Wall Street Journal saying Sandy Berger is being treated pretty much fairly, given the "circumstances," is like listening to Bill O'Reilly talk about border security. Translation: You guys are looking incredibly stupid to people who deal with this stuff for a living.

Morton Kondracke, who normally gives me the impression he's one of the few liberals (notice I didn't say leftist) who tries gamely to be intellectualy honest, committed a few howlers when commenting on the Pope's "failures" vis-a-vis women, gay marriage, etc. So, the Pope dropped the ball as the leader of the Catholic Church for Being. A. Good. Catholic?

...and finally, something from my sadistic brother-in-law who sends me this the day a dentist puts a hole in my jaw the size and shape of a 9mm wadcutter slug...

Terror Alert in France

AP and UPI reported that the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror level from Run to Hide. The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate. The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing their military.

HAHAHAHA!!!...OW!S**T!!...HEEHEEHEE...OW!OW!OW!!!@%*#!

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