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March 16, 2005

Sigh.

05 Februrary 12: Soldiers from 1st Battalion, 503rd Infantry Regiment (1/503rd) provide security for other Soldiers from 1/503rd while they assess a school near the town of Ar Ramadi, Iraq. (Official USMC Photo by LCpl Andrew D. Young)

Oh for pity's sake.

A furore normannorum small-minded nanny-staters libera nos, domine”*

I say, rather: Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant!**

Be the barbarians invading the world of PC nonesense. Express yourself here:

Quoting Deb *Connie* (away foul nits!) of Marine Corps Moms:

If you have an opinion regarding the wisdom of a school district decision to Photoshop the weapon from an active duty Marine's hands, please share it with Salem-Keizer school district administration. Kathryn Baker is the Superintendent of Schools. Her e-mail address is baker_kathrynNOSPAM@salkeiz.k12.or.us. Cynthia Richardson is the principal at McKay High School. Her e-mail address is richardson_cynthiaNOSPAM@salkeiz.k12.or.us. And since our comment feature is still broken, if you CC your response to us at
infoNOSPAM@marinecorpsmoms.com, we'll be happy to print them here.
(edit out the NOSPAM from the email addys, eh?)

But be polite. Denizens do *NOT* send trashy rants. Thoughtful, well turned phrases, no potty-mouth incoherent babbling - ruins your argument, makes you sound like a lefty troll - though that would confuse them, eh?

Start out your letter with this:

"Logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!" That'll put 'em on the defensive - they're the teachers, right?

Hi-res of the shot above, available here.


*9th Century prayer, "From the fury of the Norsemen, deliver us, Lord."
**"May barbarians invade your personal space!"
***"Faulty logic undermines your entire philosophy!"

Last note - the caption for the picture is the official caption, and the pic comes from the Army website (I liked it because of the 'steely-eyed killer' angle) but I note the troop in the picture is wearing what looks like Marine DCUs to me. But I could be wrong.

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Fuzzybear Lioness briefed on March 16, 2005 07:01 AM

Hey, the 1/503rd are my guys! :)

Thanks for the picture, John.

Fuzzybear Lioness briefed on March 16, 2005 08:00 AM

Re: Marines/Army, DCU/BDU, etc. I actually noticed the same thing, so (John), I'm really not as clueless as I sound sometimes... ;)

As I understand it, the 1/503rd has been working very closely with the Marines in Al Anbar province, so maybe the trip to the school was a joint operation, and the caption got applied to a whole set of photographs.

Alternatively, has the Army implemented the planned switch to digital-pattern camo yet?

AFSister briefed on March 16, 2005 08:00 AM

Alright, this pisses me off.

I am definately going to collect my thoughts in a more rational way and fire off a love letter.

cw4billt briefed on March 16, 2005 08:20 AM

Fuzzybear Lioness - The DCU underwent field testing in Iraq for quite a while before they got the nod for acceptance. The folks who were issued them for the test are still wearing them.

AFSis - Still torqued about the Latin?

cw4billt briefed on March 16, 2005 08:28 AM

John - Was the original pic larger? Those sure do look more like the USMC version, but it's almost a tossup without seeing more of the pattern.

John of Argghhh! briefed on March 16, 2005 08:57 AM

Bill (and others) the original, unedited pic is reachable via the "Hi-res shot of the above, available here" link towards the bottom of the post.

Sgt. B. briefed on March 16, 2005 10:17 AM

The range control and gun line crew at the firbase are drooling... And a little torqued, as they can't see anything wrong with the picture...

cw4billt briefed on March 16, 2005 10:18 AM

Yup, but it doesn't show enough cloth to determine if
1. It's USMC pattern and the sporadic e-a-g logos are masked or
2. It's USA pattern and the pixel variation is such that it closely approximates USMC spacing and coloration.

All Army DCUs have the left shoulder pocket cover (partly visible just below the buttstock), but I've seen the USMC versions both with and without, so that's not much help.

Aha! Fuzzybear Lioness - your mission: ask your guys if he's one of--heh--your guys.

Fuzzybear Lioness briefed on March 16, 2005 10:34 AM

Bill, wish I could. We've been incommunicado for over two months now.

Boquisucio briefed on March 16, 2005 10:41 AM

cw4billt,

That looks like that JarHead is doning a:

Blouse, Desert, MARPAT Camouflage, MCCUU
NSN: 8415-01-484-6013/6058

Oh, and sorry 'bout having everyone doin' cartwheels over Latin.

cw4billt briefed on March 16, 2005 11:01 AM

Boq - That's the way I'm leaning, but the absence of the embedded logos is still a head-skritcher.

Estne dies illae, sed soli feminae dixit, "Ubi, o ubi, est mei sub ubi?"

Boquisucio briefed on March 16, 2005 11:24 AM

John,

I believe that the propper translation should be: "A furore ab magistrem incordentem microencephaloformis, libera nos, domine”

Don´t have my Wheelock (those in the know, know) around, so my declentions may be off, but anyways...

Back to 3North

Boquisucio briefed on March 16, 2005 11:31 AM

cw4billt,

Ha, I always carry a clean pair. I know for that's my job around this house.

On whether its an ARMPAT or MARPAT, I agree that without seeing the chicken over the globe, tis hard to define. That NOD Mount over the Cover, makes it hard. What throws me over the MARPAT is my understanding that the ARMPAT has more Grey Pixels interspersed in the pattern. Could be wrong though.

cw4billt briefed on March 16, 2005 11:59 AM

The grey could be a spillover of Photoshop pixels from the GFWs' smoke-pole deletionfest...

Exeunt omnes.

[*scamper-scamper*]

John of Argghhh! briefed on March 16, 2005 12:06 PM

Heh. Clarification time - the picture I used for the post is *NOT* the offending picture involved in the controversy... which is why I included the captioning... but that apparently is still misleading.

Boquisucio briefed on March 16, 2005 12:10 PM

It would be hard to photoshop that M249 out of the picture. Lest you end up with half-an-eye squinting in a blank page.

Fuzzybear Lioness briefed on March 16, 2005 12:16 PM

Only for some people, John... ;)

Sgt B: Firbase?? Planning on starting a Christmas Tree farm?


Boquisucio briefed on March 16, 2005 12:17 PM

cw4billt - Maybe this could help.

https://peosoldier.army.mil/images/ACU_Factsheet.pdf

John of Argghhh! briefed on March 16, 2005 12:22 PM

Perhaps the good Sergeant has a *southron* heritage...

Fuzzybear Lioness briefed on March 16, 2005 12:30 PM

No, that would be a "Fahrbase." :) I once spent a number of uncomfortable minutes with a resident of Southern Indiana, trying to figure out whether he was telling me a story about a fahr in a tahr on his vehicle, or a fahr in the tahr on his roof. I thought it was his roof, but turns out it was his truck. Made made a lot more sense once I figured that out!

And, yes, I did learn to hear the difference between tire and tar pretty quick... :)

bosco the blacke briefed on March 16, 2005 04:58 PM

I would never wish the the experience of being shot at on anyone. But God help me, some people need it.

Neffi briefed on March 16, 2005 07:23 PM

Southern Indiana?! Lioness, that hardly qualifies in terms of Southern Speak. In the SOUTH, that would be 'fahrbise'. But no snarkiness intended toward anyone- I had two years of high school German, taught by a native Berliner. He taught us hoch Deutsch... and then I spent two years in Bavaria. That's like a German learning Oxford English, then moving to Alabama. But I soon adapted, and now when I speak German to those in the know, they always say 'Oh! You were in Bavaria!' heh

cw4billt briefed on March 16, 2005 07:26 PM

Or, with all the critters scarpering about, Sarge B. might be establishing a furbase.

cw4billt briefed on March 16, 2005 07:28 PM

John - Neffi's back! Ringside seats!

Fuzzybear Lioness briefed on March 16, 2005 08:06 PM

"Southern Indiana?! Lioness, that hardly qualifies in terms of Southern Speak."

Who said it DID? Fortunately, it's the border between North/South, so I could still communicate with 'em. :) Half their words were Northern and half were Southern. Their "ire" words were definitely Southern, though! :)

And by the way, Southern Indiana is another world compared to even Central Indiana, and has about as much in common with Northern as it would CT. The southern part of the state has far more in common with Kentucky than with the rest of Indiana.

cw4billt briefed on March 16, 2005 08:15 PM

Why is "Gary, Indiana" now lilting through my head?

Fuzzybear Lioness briefed on March 16, 2005 08:16 PM

Now, Neffi...

Reading your overwrought reaction and your nit-picking of my perfectly lovely reminiscence, I thought I might have accidentally insulted a Southern Gentleman...

I was about to apologize with deepest humility until I realized who I was (erroneously) applying that label to... Ha!

(*Luxuriant tail disappears quickly around the corner...*)

[*heard in the distance*] Got any good chandeliers around here, John?

Fuzzybear Lioness briefed on March 16, 2005 08:18 PM

Thanks, Bill!! Now it's lilting through my head, too!

Actually, a nasty, nasty city. High poverty, low education, high unemployment, highest per-capita murder rate in Indiana. There, does that squelch the tune?

John of Argghhh! briefed on March 16, 2005 08:23 PM

Bad Cat built and installed several chandeliers to her and Punctilious' specs. I assume you want the high ones? Higher than a bayonet weenie can jump?

Those two, over there.

Bungee cords, if you want to tease 'em...

Fuzzybear Lioness briefed on March 16, 2005 08:26 PM

Thanks, John. :) Yes, definitely higher than a bayonet weenie can jump! ;)

Neffi briefed on March 16, 2005 08:49 PM

[wanders in from barbicon, relishing last bite of 'rat-on-a-stick'] Well dang, no wonder my ears were burning... sheesh, I've seen lion (and lioness) hides stretched out as floor-mats, and the skin sure seemed thicker than that- and even after I swore 'no snark intended'. OK- [takes deep breath]... no more Mister Nice Guy! Bayonet weenie indeed (harumph)

Neffi briefed on March 16, 2005 08:55 PM

Hey Chief- i had an 'interesting' interaction with a helo today... approaching the pattern at Longmont. It's funny NOW hehe

Fuzzybear Lioness briefed on March 16, 2005 09:06 PM

Come one, Neffi, you know I'm just teasing... :)

Do tell about the helo. Please? *twitching tail within Neffi's reach*

John of Argghhh! briefed on March 16, 2005 09:11 PM

And *who* is muttering about thin-skin, Parchment Boy?

John of Argghhh! briefed on March 16, 2005 09:17 PM

And *who* is muttering about thin-skin, Parchment Boy?

Fuzzybear Lioness briefed on March 16, 2005 09:18 PM

Thanks, for pointing that out, John. I've decided to be nice to Neffi, but I won't begrudge you your excellent observations. ;)

Fuzzybear Lioness briefed on March 16, 2005 09:18 PM

Thanks, for pointing that out, John. I've decided to be nice to Neffi, but I won't begrudge you your excellent observations. ;)

Neffi briefed on March 16, 2005 09:23 PM

hehe talk about a double-double briefing hehe

Boquisucio briefed on March 16, 2005 09:26 PM

["GaryIndiana,GaryIndiana,GaryIndiana...."]

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE PUT A SOCK ON OPIE?

Can't hear my self think? Jees, thanks for lettin' CheetoHead in, cw4billt.

Fuzzybear Lioness briefed on March 16, 2005 09:31 PM

Boq, wouldn't the sock work better in him?

Boquisucio briefed on March 16, 2005 09:33 PM

Oh - Great! No there's nuthin' but Trombones everywhere. I lost count after 57. Does anyone knows how many got past the gates?

Fuzzybear Lioness briefed on March 16, 2005 09:37 PM

19, of course! *grin*

cw4billt briefed on March 16, 2005 09:46 PM

Geez, "Gary, Indiana"'s still echoing around the walls. Whup--bad luck to walk under a lioness with a bungee--guide right, saunter to the door and

"Great caboose, cutie!"

run for it.

Boquisucio briefed on March 16, 2005 09:47 PM

No-no-no... Now they are all stampeeding to the Billiard Room.

We all got trouble, my friends. Right 'ere in at the Castle. It rhymes with 'P' and that stands for 'pool.

Now cw4billt, do you see what you started?

Fuzzybear Lioness briefed on March 16, 2005 09:52 PM

You're safe this time, Bill. I'm laughing too hard to do anything about it!

Neffi briefed on March 16, 2005 10:05 PM

But OK- so today I'm flying back from Cole's farm in a Rans S-12 (belongs to a friend). I'm approaching Longmont from the north.. about 5 miles out I switch the radio from 'air-to-air' to unicom- the airport frequency, OK? Faint crackle in the earphones... then- (and this is how I recall it- and this very much TINS)
'Longmont traffic, helicopter 45 Tango inbound, 5 miles north, landing advisory please'
'45 Tango, winds calm, traffic is using 11'
'Longmont, 45 Tango, thank you'
Me- 'Helicopter 45 Tango,Rans 11 Bravo- what's yer alt?'
'uuuh... I'm 6,000 Rans'
'roger 45 Tango, me too- I don't see you, you got me in sight?'
'neg Rans, I'm looking'
note- 45 Tango and myself are now occupying the same airspace, but don't see each other...
Longmont airport comes in sight, and I'm aligned for a straight-in approach to landing, but 45 Tango is out there somewhere...
me- '45 Tango, Rans 11 Bravo, whats your positon now?'
'Rans, I'm short final for 11'
Jeez... me too....... but I dunno where he is...
me- '45 Tango, I'm going around ...'
'Rans,45 Tango I still don't see you, roger your go-around, I'm landing now...'
so I go around the pattern, and grease the Rans in... turn off the active, looking for the chopper but can't see it even now.
Then-
'um- Rans 11 Bravo, this is helicopter 45 Tango- I'm clear of the active at Weld County- sorry 'bout that...'
Weld County Airport is 15 miles to the south-east... I have since un-puckered from the seat.


Neffi briefed on March 16, 2005 10:10 PM

hmmm... had to revise that post twice to get it in.. Chief will know why- that whirling rotor occupying the same airspace as mine own self brought out some descriptive language that the Castle filter didn't like... heh

Fuzzybear Lioness briefed on March 16, 2005 10:30 PM

Yikes! But hey, keeps life from being to boring, right? ;)

Justthisguy briefed on March 16, 2005 10:51 PM

Doing my best to make PJ's comment threads resemble A.S.A, I mind a guy I used to know who went to the same high school as Iris and Margrit Von Braun. (Hunsville, Ala.) I think he said one of the girls sat just in front of him in German class. I would love to talk to that woman, I betcha if she spoke German in an Alabama accent, that the audience would suffer diaphragm spasms and stop breathing from laughing so hard.

Eberhard Rees did speak to me, once, at the condiment stand in the cafeteria of the 4200 bldg at Redstone Arsenal. He said, IIRC, "Who schtole the Vinegar?!"

So, yes, I have actually met some of the original Peenemuende Gang.

cw4billt briefed on March 16, 2005 11:55 PM

Neffi -

"Trenton Tower, Guard 16145 inbound along the river corridor for the Guard ramp."
"Roger, Guard 145, report the trestle. Traffic for you on the ILS; two C-23s [Shorts Bros. "Sherpa"] inbound for low approach to runway 6."
"Guard 145 tally traffic. (short pause) Guard 145 is over the trestle."
"Guard 145, your traffic is over the river. Fall in behind the C-23s, cleared to land Golf Pad."
"Roger, Tower, Guard 145 is number two behind a pair of Shorts."

Voice 1: "Philly Approach, Keystone 123 entering holding on the Yardley 270, 3,000 feet."
Voice 2: "My God--Philly Approach, we're holding on the Yardley 270 at 3,000 feet too!"
Voice 1: "You idiot--you're my copilot."

Barb briefed on March 17, 2005 12:08 AM

LOL! Gawd - sometimes I listen to the tower traffic on commercial flights, when it is available. (United used to do this) You hear some scary sh*t now and again!

cw4billt briefed on March 17, 2005 07:36 AM

Barb - Only now and again? Must be boring out west...

Cricket briefed on March 17, 2005 08:20 AM

I thought school was to teach them all about life: You know, illicit sex, abortion on demand and drugs.
Someone has definately taken leave of their senses.

Barb briefed on March 17, 2005 05:16 PM

Bill - The radio discussions between cockpit and tower are pretty hard to listen to, for those of us not used to it.
On the rare occasion I get to listen in, it's a wonder I understand any of it ;-) I'm probably missing stuff that would scare the snot out of me !!!

John of Argghhh! briefed on March 17, 2005 05:21 PM

Ewww! I sat next to someone like you once - messy!