Mulligan Day!

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I want to wish everyone a happy and fruitful Mulligan Day. As I am sure you all know, today is the fourth anniversary of Mulligan Day, the world's newest holiday (founded February 15, 2001) as a day to revel in our manhood, be cleansed of past transgressions and return the holiday balance to its natural order.

For the uninitiated, Mulligan Day is the natural antithesis to Valentines Day. Whereas Valentines day is a fabricated holiday catering to women, Mulligan Day was established strictly for men. Here is an excerpt from our original charter:

Mulligan Day will henceforth and for eternity fall on the day after Valentines Day. It is the day in which men are forgiven at least one major sin against womankind and are allowed, as in golf, a do-over i.e. a mulligan. This could range from forgiveness for forgetting a birthday or anniversary to getting drunk and making out with her best friend, or as far as the woman would be willing to forgive.

As on Valentines Day, on Mulligan Day men will receive gifts worthy of the male ethos. While women receive flowers and candy on their day, e.g. Valentines Day, men on the high holy day of Mulligan shall receive beer or liquor and some sort of meat product such as steak or pork chops. Other gifts may include sporting goods, firearms, auto accessories, armored vehicles/warplanes/naval vessels, tools or any other like offerings that appeal to the male nature. In addition, and of utmost sanctity, on Mulligan Day men will be excused from any badgering from women and will have all needs catered to him.

In that spirit then, let me be the first to convey my hopes that you will enjoy your alcohol and meat products and have a happy and fruitful Mulligan Day!

Please help spread the word on Mulligan Day and pass this on to anyone who needs it.

I can just hear the whining from the estrogen-soaked Greek Chorus... "OH PUH-LEEZE, Men act like Every Day is Mulligan Day!"